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  • Dolores de Barriga
    Apparently not part of the domestic staff; suspected academic
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2014
    • 462

    #31
    Re: Hi all

    Originally posted by Sequoia View Post
    Eep, that plural form was truly disgusting. Keep that jazz up and I'll probably need a new keyboard. I have audio/tactile synesthesia, and I actually felt that. Thanks a lot *blasts Irish music full blast to get that out of her head*. Everyone uses the term "Sequoias" when referring to the trees. I believe if I ever heard that other one out loud I would do a bit of the ol' reverse parastolsis, which I'm about to do anyway. Please, if you have even the slightest bit of human decency in your soul, please don't do that again. I'm begging you.
    Hello, there!

    Please allow me to welcome you to this forum. I understand that your computer has troubles with foreign languages and inconsistent spellings, but that is not an excuse for you to do the same. Sometimes when you read a document written some three hundred years ago or more, you may encounter three different spellings of a word on a single page. That certainly teaches you patience with alternative spellings!

    I understand when the members of this lovely Baptist community express ethnocentric and plainly xenophobic thoughts, they simply follow the example of God as expressed in the Bible. What is your excuse, then?
    John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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    • Segoosuoia
      Unsaved trash, admitted retarded
      • Dec 2015
      • 80

      #32
      Re: Hi all

      No one is expressing xenophobic thoughts here. As I explained, I have a bizarre form of synesthesia where I can physically feel certain words as well as hear them. It's probably an Aspie thing. To me, words are beautiful as something you would look at is beautiful to you, but I can physically feel them in my body, which is weird I know. Not all words, mind you, only certain ones. It also happens with music. If a word I love, like Sequoia, which is the most gorgeous word I've ever heard, is pronounced in a different way, it can mess with my synesthesia in a way that is almost physically painful. It is very hard to describe, but it is absolutely not pleasant. That is one word I can't bear to hear played with, especially when the lady wrote sequoii *shudders violently*. I know that bad synesthetic experiences sometimes happen in life, and I just deal with them, but when people go out of their way to invoke a bad trigger as they're doing here, I get mad because I feel I'm being bullied. I used to get ticked off as a kid any time someone bad triggered me because I thought they were doing it deliberately, but now I know it's just synesthesia and I'm just a freak, so I don't say anything. You guys are deliberately trying to cause discomfort, which makes you trolls. Show me in the Bible where God found a synesthete and gave them bad triggers. Not in there.

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      • Dolores de Barriga
        Apparently not part of the domestic staff; suspected academic
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2014
        • 462

        #33
        Re: Hi all

        Originally posted by Sequoia View Post
        No one is expressing xenophobic thoughts here. As I explained, I have a bizarre form of synesthesia where I can physically feel certain words as well as hear them. It's probably an Aspie thing. To me, words are beautiful as something you would look at is beautiful to you, but I can physically feel them in my body, which is weird I know.
        Out of curiosity, does that apply just to particular sequences of sounds - words - or does it also apply to entire languages? I admit that there are some languages which sound unpleasant to me, but I know that there are social/historical reasons for it, not aesthetical.

        Here are some lovely children singing in a language which sounds I do enjoy:



        That is one word I can't bear to hear played with, especially when the lady wrote sequoii *shudders violently*.
        I won't torture you, but you managed to misspell Miss Basilissa's Latin plural of "sequoia."
        John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12997

          #34
          Re: Hi all

          Originally posted by Sequoia View Post
          That is one word I can't bear to hear played with, especially when the lady wrote sequoii *shudders violently*.
          Sequoiae. You cannot put a masculine plural on a feminine noun.

          Show me in the Bible where God found a synesthete and gave them bad triggers. Not in there.
          That's because it's a made up disease, not real.

          I hope that was helpful, dear.
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • Segoosuoia
            Unsaved trash, admitted retarded
            • Dec 2015
            • 80

            #35
            Re: Hi all

            Oh oops. My computer said it in a very weird way, which is why I balled up the spelling. If I heard how it was actually pronounced I'd probably like the way it sounds, as any word with ae is cool. Is the ae pronounced like ay? If so, that is epic. If it's pronounced ee I will probably want to cry.


            It's usually certain words, but sometimes it's sequences of sounds. I absolutely love words that end with A, which is probably why Sequoia is so many levels of awesomeness. I also love words ending with O, and words that have rolled R's. There isn't a particular sequence that bothers me, just certain words. For example, I can't stand the word pianist, even though I am one. Regarding that spelling of Sequoyah or Sequoya, they just feel weird to me, even though they're still pronounced the same way *is an Aspie nerd freak*.

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            • Segoosuoia
              Unsaved trash, admitted retarded
              • Dec 2015
              • 80

              #36
              Re: Hi all

              Regarding the video you posted, that is gorgeous.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #37
                Re: Hi all

                Are your parents Christians? What did they do to infuriate Jesus so much that He saw fit to afflict their daughter with retardations? Some theologians say that's what happens when a husband and wife copulate during her unclean time; God punishes them by giving them a retard baby. Have you ever asked your parents about that?

                How often did your father lay on good Christian beatings? Not often enough I'd say.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29457

                  #38
                  Re: Hi all

                  Originally posted by Segoosuoia View Post
                  I can't see the computer. I use a screen reader called Jaws. Ande I'll say it again, i'm not retarded. I am blind and have Asperger's. There is nothing wrong with my intelligence, other than probably my weird obsession with this accursed site. Now as for you, I'd have to wonder what kind of person you are in real life to be able to come here and spew out the hate you spew every day. Do us a favor and get off the internet. Also, stay away from the Segoosuoia. They're a gorgeous creation of God, and they're quite rare, so keep your bloody paws off them.
                  Who is Ande? Is that one of your imaginary friends?
                  Blind and retarded, I suppose you have a bowel retention issue too.

                  God made us like we are for good reason. For me, He created a man, 6'6" tall, 270 pounds with 1.2% body fat. At age 57, I can still bench press 370 pound for fifty reps. I can easily carry a 24" by 6' Segoosuoia log to the fire pit.

                  I suspect you are quite short, with oily hair, smelly breath and body fat squeezing out of any available spot. I recall seeing one of you retards once where the obesity was so great, the fat from her ankles covered her feet. God did bless her (like you) with blindness so she would not have to continuously view the horry that she was.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Segoosuoia
                    Unsaved trash, admitted retarded
                    • Dec 2015
                    • 80

                    #39
                    Re: Hi all

                    Did you just put a word filter on the word Segoosuoia ? Real mature and classy. I'd like to give a bunch of Aspies your address and have them go to your house. And you probably have never seen a Segoosuoia , you bloody Philistine.

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                    • Segoosuoia
                      Unsaved trash, admitted retarded
                      • Dec 2015
                      • 80

                      #40
                      Re: Hi all

                      I showed this site to a group of Aspies, and they would like to punch Pastor Zeke. I can't say I blame them. You and James Chop down the Segoosuoia Hutchins are two of the tackiest basement dwellers I've ever had the misfortune to run across in my life. You come down to my house and try to mess with the Segoosuoia I raise. You just try it, and you'll be singing soprano. And Pastor Zeke, if you ever insult my dead mother again, I know someone in the group Anonymous, and I'll be sure to tip him off to this sesspool of a site. Better yet, I'll give my dad your FB page. I think he'd probably like to rip someone a new one for insulting his wife.

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29457

                        #41
                        Re: Hi all

                        Originally posted by Segoosuoia View Post
                        Did you just put a word filter on the word Segoosuoia ? Real mature and classy. I'd like to give a bunch of Aspies your address and have them go to your house. And you probably have never seen a Segoosuoia , you bloody Philistine.
                        A word filter? Why, was it dirty, filthy dirty and naughty?
                        My location is right there, I live on Rt29 between Waltons Mtn. and Lynchburg. Big sign, even a retard could not miss it though you assburgers probably would.
                        I am not from Philadelphia though I knew a three fingered knife juggler from there.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29457

                          #42
                          Re: Hi all

                          Originally posted by Segoosuoia View Post
                          I showed this site to a group of Aspies, and they would like to punch Pastor Zeke. I can't say I blame them. You and James Chop down the Segoosuoia Hutchins are two of the tackiest basement dwellers I've ever had the misfortune to run across in my life. You come down to my house and try to mess with the Segoosuoia I raise. You just try it, and you'll be singing soprano. And Pastor Zeke, if you ever insult my dead mother again, I know someone in the group Anonymous, and I'll be sure to tip him off to this sesspool of a site. Better yet, I'll give my dad your FB page. I think he'd probably like to rip someone a new one for insulting his wife.
                          Insult your dead mother? What she die of, a Segoosuoia splinter?
                          I imagine your mother is pleased to finally be able to stop having to listen to your incessant mindless rambling.
                          I do have a question though. Why did God make her have a retard? According to the KJV Bible, it is usually a punishment for the parent for sins. Was your mother a whore? Most women are. That Gump woman was.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775

                            #43
                            Re: Hi all

                            Originally posted by Segoosuoia View Post
                            I showed this site to a group of Aspies, and they would like to punch Pastor Zeke. I can't say I blame them. You and James Chop down the Segoosuoia Hutchins are two of the tackiest basement dwellers I've ever had the misfortune to run across in my life. You come down to my house and try to mess with the Segoosuoia I raise. You just try it, and you'll be singing soprano. And Pastor Zeke, if you ever insult my dead mother again, I know someone in the group Anonymous, and I'll be sure to tip him off to this sesspool of a site. Better yet, I'll give my dad your FB page. I think he'd probably like to rip someone a new one for insulting his wife.
                            Your spells attempting to reign down a flock of aspies on the church steps won't work, dear. We're protected by Jesus!
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #44
                              Re: Hi all

                              Originally posted by Segoosuoia View Post
                              I showed this site to a group of Aspies, and they would like to punch Pastor Zeke. I can't say I blame them. You and James Chop down the Segoosuoia Hutchins are two of the tackiest basement dwellers I've ever had the misfortune to run across in my life. You come down to my house and try to mess with the Segoosuoia I raise. You just try it, and you'll be singing soprano. And Pastor Zeke, if you ever insult my dead mother again, I know someone in the group Anonymous, and I'll be sure to tip him off to this sesspool of a site. Better yet, I'll give my dad your FB page. I think he'd probably like to rip someone a new one for insulting his wife.
                              See this is a good example of why God hates the retardeds, and forbids them from entering Heaven. Your kind gets confused easily and then starts spitting and licking windows and having conniption fits and you always get violent. What kind of a Christian threatens a True Christian™ Pastor? Your limp-wristed dad is the core of your problems! Why isn't he beating some Jesus into you?

                              And by the way, the fact that your mother is at this moment down in the deepest pits of hell being ass raped by satan's huge barbed tallywhacker, is no reason to get your panties in a wad. I'm trying to save your soul, girl! Get on your knees!
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Basilissa
                                South of the Border outreach program
                                True Christian™
                                 
                                • Mar 2013
                                • 12997

                                #45
                                Re: Hi all

                                Originally posted by Segoosuoia View Post
                                I showed this site to a group of Aspies, and they would like to punch Pastor Zeke.
                                Very mature and classy.

                                I can't say I blame them. You and James Chop down the Segoosuoia Hutchins are two of the tackiest basement dwellers I've ever had the misfortune to run across in my life. You come down to my house and try to mess with the Segoosuoia I raise. You just try it, and you'll be singing soprano. And Pastor Zeke, if you ever insult my dead mother again, I know someone in the group Anonymous, and I'll be sure to tip him off to this sesspool of a site.
                                Whenever you're ready, sweetie.

                                Better yet, I'll give my dad your FB page. I think he'd probably like to rip someone a new one for insulting his wife.
                                Aww, is he going to call the internet police?



                                God created fossils to test our faith.

                                * * *

                                My favorite LBC sermons:
                                True Christians are Perfect!
                                True Christian™ Love.
                                Salvation™ made Easy!
                                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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