[AussieDonna]

Re: Donna from Australia

Oh, Brother Larry!! I didn't know I was supposed to put one verse in!! Okay.

Here's one most Christians know. It's verse two:

When we've been there ten thousand years,
Bright shining as the Sun. . .
We've no less days to sing God's praise
Than when we'd first begun.

Thank-you for pointing that out Brother Larry. Oh .. and for casting those demons out. That was really exciting too.

Wonderfully,
Donna

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Donna from Australia

Hello Donna, could you elaborate on your feelings about "fundamentalism"? People outside our faith often use that term as a slur, and you seem to imply you do not think of yourself as a fundamentalist.

I sure hope you're not one of those liberal Christians who think they're better than us.

[Grandma]

Re: Donna from Australia

Hello Donna, and welcome to our lovely forums! You're from Australia? There aren't many Baptists in Australia. Are you one of those liebral untrue Christians?

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Donna from Australia

Oh, Brother Larry!! I didn't know I was supposed to put one verse in!! Okay.

Here's one most Christians know. It's verse two:

When we've been there ten thousand years,
Bright shining as the Sun. . .
We've no less days to sing God's praise
Than when we'd first begun.

Thank-you for pointing that out Brother Larry. Oh .. and for casting those demons out. That was really exciting too.

Wonderfully,
Donna

I am not surprised that the weaker sex misunderstands something any man could figure out at once. You are to state your favorite BIBLE VERSE, foolish woman. ONE verse. Not the entire book, just ONE.

Thanking GOD I was born male.

COME LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry

[AussieDonna]

Re: Donna from Australia

Oh!! Okay, Brother Larry . . sorry, I thought verse two would be okay, but it was verse three anyway, so now I'll put verse one as you have so politely advised me to do:

Amazing grace, how sweet the sound
That saved a wretch like me
I once was lost, but now am found
Was blind but now I see.

I sure hope that takes care of that verse thingy at last, but I still like my verses better, because it's much harder to take all of those verses out of context when they are together like that, if you know what I mean, because I don't.

And for the kind people who worry that I might be a Liberal, I appreciate your concern, but usually I vote Independent, Greens or Labor when they have a nice person who kisses people running. I like kisses.

Um, what I think a fundamentalist is . . hmmm . . I think that would be a person who thinks they are the only one, along with the people they accept, who knows what is really right. So, that would mean that they think what is left is wrong, I suppose.

I use both right and left, so I'm not a fundamentalist, I'm ambidextrous, right?

This is fun to pretend to think!!

Wonderfully yours,
Donna

Genesis 1:1 through Revelation 22:21 "In the beginning God created . . . Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen."

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Donna from Australia

I have to say that you sound very mixed up.

Just what exactly have you done for Jesus, lately? He gave His life for you over a weekend on that fateful day when He sacrificed Himself to Himself to save us from Himself.

What have you done? Please answer in normal sentences: something's not right here; I have my eye on you.

YIC

[Basilissa]

Re: Donna from Australia

Oh!! Okay, Brother Larry . . sorry, I thought verse two would be okay, but it was verse three anyway, so now I'll put verse one as you have so politely advised me to do:

Amazing grace, how sweet the sound
That saved a wretch like me
I once was lost, but now am found
Was blind but now I see.

Dear, I know we feeble minded women have tiny brains unable to perform even the simplest of tasks, but I must say that your brain seems to be even more feeble.

How do you manage to type on a keyboard, dear?

[AussieDonna]

Re: Donna from Australia

Thank-you Dr Niles for saying that I sound mixed up. I'm impressed!! How could you hear me singing when I only typed the words?

And Sister Basilissa, you know very well that I type on the keyboard by pushing on the keys with my fingers . . just like most people, except for maybe people without hands who use other extremities or rich people who can just talk to their computer and the computer types eveything for them or they might have a secretary who steals or takes dictation and then types it for that other person who is rich enough to pay them to do that, maybe, I think. Do I?

I bet you were just teasing me, Sister Basilissa, and I thank-you for being friendly like that.

I am trying very, very hard to be as smart ass everybody else. Thank-you so much for your patience.

Wonderfully, in nomine Domino sort of,
Donna

Genesis 1:1 through Revelation 22:21 "In the beginning God created . . . Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Donna from Australia

Wonderfully, in nomine Domino sort of,
Donna

Hold it right there.....Are you a ring-kissing Papist?

We don't speak godless Latin, Sheila, nor does God. We speak AMERICAN (God's favorite language). I suggest you learn American too.

[AussieDonna]

Re: Donna from Australia

Yes, Pastor Ezekiel, I should learn American. We here in Australia have learned quite a lot of the American language.

Golly, I haven't kissed a ring before. Should I do that? I kissed a man who gave me a ring, but he kissed me first, and the Reverend said he could right after a pronunciation thing he did where he pronounced the words, "you man and wife". Religion at that level is beyond my understanding, but the Reverend might have not pronounced it very well (though it sounded normal to me) because my mother burst out crying when he pronounced it.

I checked our family tree, Reverend. There were no Papists in either my mother or father's line. So, no, I'm not a Papist, Reverend Ezekiel. Do you know some?

Well, that should help clarify it all really clearly.

Thank-you ever-so wonderfully,
Donna

Amazing Grace, Verse One