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  • #46
    Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    You need new friends.
    That's is why I am here.

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    • #47
      Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

      Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
      I said my friend not me
      Your friend said he created everything? Have you seen his workshop?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #48
        Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Your friend said he created everything? Have you seen his workshop?
        He needs Jesus.

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        • #49
          Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

          Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
          He needs Jesus.
          How's your essay coming, dear?
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #50
            Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            How's your essay coming, dear?
            I don't think we'll be able to squish an entire essay from this poor soul, Sister Mary. He seems to be one of these laconic/monosyllabic types.
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • #51
              Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

              So Curtis, what will it be? Are you going to accept Christ's promise of 1 John 1:9 or are you going to wait for His other promise, found in Revelation 21:8?

              This is no time to be worrying about what some heathen friend told you about the God of the Universe. We are in the latter days, and Revelation 22:12 warns that He is coming QUICKLY. Yes, that might have been said some 2000 years ago, but Our Lord is a busy Lord, tarrying until more souls are brought into the fold. The faithful have since then been bringing in the sheaves, as our LORD commanded us to Go into the world and preach the gospel (Mark 16:15). You are a part of that world.

              It isn't rocket science, man. Hell is REAL. The Bible is true, and there is no one in all of creation that can prove otherwise. Don't rely on silly things like logic! Rely on FAITH, brother! Faith cometh by hearing (Romans 10:17) and we are trying to get you to hear. I would hate to one day look over from Heaven's glorious blue lakes and snow-capped peaks and see you writhing in the flames of hell. Sure, I'll wave and be friendly, but there will be no rescue then -

              NOW is the day of Salvation(R). (2 Corinthians 6:2). Not tomorrow, not next Tuesday. On your knees, and open up to the LORD. I am praying fervently for you.

              COME, LORD JESUS!
              BrotherLarry
              Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
              “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

              Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
              Amen and Amen

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              • #52
                Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                He needs Jesus...


                I was here before I lost my username and password
                Did you also lose your powers of speech?

                I sense demonic activity here. Come to Jesus and He will exorcize your mute spirit.

                Matthew 9:32 As they went out, behold, they brought to him a dumb man possessed with a devil.
                Matthew 9:33 And when the devil was cast out, the dumb spake: and the multitudes marvelled, saying, It was never so seen in Israel.

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                • #53
                  Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                  Originally posted by Alan Swallows View Post
                  Did you also lose your powers of speech?

                  I sense demonic activity here. Come to Jesus and He will exorcize your mute spirit.

                  Matthew 9:32 As they went out, behold, they brought to him a dumb man possessed with a devil.
                  Matthew 9:33 And when the devil was cast out, the dumb spake: and the multitudes marvelled, saying, It was never so seen in Israel.
                  I am a man of God, I teach the laws of Jesus. I have given my life to Christ and I will not be deswaded otherwise.

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                  • #54
                    Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                    I am a man of God, I teach the laws of Jesus. I have given my life to Christ and I will not be deswaded otherwise.
                    Then I impatiently await reading posts from you that a) are longer than a single line and 2) contain the laws of Jesus.

                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • #55
                      Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                      How's your essay coming, dear?
                      What do I need to write again?

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                      • #56
                        Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                        Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                        What do I need to write again?

                        A 500 word essay about what you have done for Christ in the last year. It is expected that you cover such contemporary issues such as gay marriage, concealed carry and slavery.
                        Last edited by Basilissa; 01-06-2016, 11:39 PM.
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #57
                          Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                          Then I impatiently await reading posts from you that a) are longer than a single line and 2) contain the laws of Jesus.

                          3 Who shall ascend into the hill of the Lord? or who shall stand in his holy place?

                          4 He that hath clean hands, and a pure heart; who hath not lifted up his soul unto vanity, nor sworn deceitfully.

                          5 He shall receive the blessing from the Lord, and righteousness from the God of his salvation.

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                          • #58
                            Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                            Then I impatiently await reading posts from you that a) are longer than a single line and 2) contain the laws of Jesus.

                            It was a simple question I'm far from boring, or witless I am a minster of God, and I read the Bible daily. I have accepted Jesus as my Savior, and follow the instructions left in the Bible by our Lord and refuse to be treated as such that I am nothing you need to get your facts straight about people before you preach the Word of God, as I have done many times over I trust in God I trust in Jesus and I allow myself to be guided by them daily.

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                            • #59
                              Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                              Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                              It was a simple question I'm far from boring, or witless I am a minster of God, and I read the Bible daily. I have accepted Jesus as my Savior, and follow the instructions left in the Bible by our Lord and refuse to be treated as such that I am nothing you need to get your facts straight about people before you preach the Word of God, as I have done many times over I trust in God I trust in Jesus and I allow myself to be guided by them daily.
                              Then I impatiently await reading posts from you that a) are longer than a single line and 2) contain the laws of Jesus.

                              Hint: posts consisting of random Bible copy+paste do not count.
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                              Comment


                              • #60
                                Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                                I'm a minister MAN of God does not LIE God HATES lying (tho shalt not bare false witness)

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