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  • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
    john3:16 for God so loved the world that he sent his only begotten son that whoever believeth in him shall not perish but have everlasting life
    Keep reading, sweetie:

    John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

    That means, a lot of people are condemned. Including the fake monastery where you got your fake preacher certificate - for reasons I already posted and reposted.
    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
    1 Corinthians 14:34–35

    34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law 35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
    Do you think Mary is logging onto this website while in church?!? Are you on your phone when you are in church?!?

    My goodness, you are screwed in even more ways I previously thought!

    For your information: churches are places of worship. While in church, you are supposed to pray, and not play with your phone!
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      I never speak in church. Not even to say "Amen."
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

        Do you think Mary is logging onto this website while in church?!? Are you on your phone when you are in church?!?

        My goodness, you are screwed in even more ways I previously thought!

        For your information: churches are places of worship. While in church, you are supposed to pray, and not play with your phone!
        this is a church forum and as you use scripture to back everything you say you are technically holding Church where two or more gather I am there also hince speaking in church
        Last edited by Basilissa; 05-03-2018, 04:50 PM. Reason: fixed broken quote, again

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        • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

          Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
          this is a church forum and as you use scripture to back everything you say you are technically holding Church where two or more gather I am there also hince speaking in church
          By your logic, when a True Christian™ couple is busy making new soldiers for Christ, they are doing it in church.

          Wow. Just wow. Pervert.

          FYI, this is the verse you are trying to quote and miserably failing at it:

          Matthew 18:20 For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.

          Please do point out where do you see the word "church" in it.
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

            Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
            I don't live with my parents FYI I live with my Common law wife
            Eze:16:15: But thou didst trust in thine own beauty, and playedst the harlot because of thy renown, and pouredst out thy fornications on every one that passed by; his it was.
            Eze:16:26: Thou hast also committed fornication with the Egyptians thy neighbours, great of flesh; and hast increased thy whoredoms, to provoke me to anger.
            Eze:16:29: Thou hast moreover multiplied thy fornication in the land of Canaan unto Chaldea; and yet thou wast not satisfied herewith.

            And From Jesus:

            M't:15:16: And said, Are ye also yet without understanding?
            M't:15:17: Do not ye yet understand, that whatsoever entereth in at the mouth goeth into the belly, and is cast out into the draught?
            M't:15:18: But those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man.
            M't:15:19: For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies:

            And from Paul

            Ro:1:29: Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
            1Co:5:1: It is reported commonly that there is fornication among you, and such fornication as is not so much as named among the Gentiles, that one should have his father's wife.


            1Co:5:9: I wrote unto you in an epistle not to company with fornicators:


            Shoo! Get thee hence, demon!
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            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
              By your logic, when a True Christian™ couple is busy making new soldiers for Christ, they are doing it in church.

              Not what I said


              Wow. Just wow. Pervert.

              FYI, this is the verse you are trying to quote and miserably failing at it:

              Matthew 18:20 For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.

              Please do point out where do you see the word "church" in it.
              don't twist my words just cause I'm a moron.

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              • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                don't twist my words just cause I'm a mormon.
                The main problem here, is that you are used to twist the word of God to suit your personal views. That is not ok. It is the same your fake church is doing.


                Let's see: if after becoming a Christian you are the same person, with the same thoughts than before, there is something wrong there.


                I used to be a "nice" person, easy going, minding my own business. Self confident, energetic, doing and not dreaming.


                Everything was wrong: you have to mind the business of the others and go preaching. Tell people what is wrong with them and forcing them to adopt the vision of God. This is necesary.


                Also, being self confident and from a lesser race (non-white) was a contradiction. God told me (IN THE BIBLE, I AM NOT CRAZY) my position in society, serving those that are superior than me.


                And of course I have renounced to everything in this life. Achieving things this life is good, I grant you that, but the most important thing is what happens after death. Now I dream every moment with the time I met the Creator and live in Paradise ever after.


                See? A diferent person altogether.


                And you? Are you ready to renounce your views and adopt what the Bible says, word by word?
                1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                  Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                  don't twist my words just cause I'm a mormon.
                  So, you are accusing me of twisting your words. Let's look at it again, shall we?

                  You said:

                  Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                  this is a church forum and as you use scripture to back everything you say you are technically holding Church where two or more gather I am there also hince speaking in church
                  Which I understood as you claiming the following:

                  >1 Christians gathered = church

                  To provide you an example of a situation where:

                  >1 Christians gathered =/= church

                  I wrote:

                  Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                  By your logic, when a True Christian™ couple is busy making new soldiers for Christ, they are doing it in church.

                  Wow. Just wow. Pervert.
                  Please do explain how does this exercise in basic logic equals twisting your words.
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                    So, you are accusing me of twisting your words. Let's look at it again, shall we?

                    You said:



                    Which I understood as you claiming the following:

                    >1 Christians gathered = church

                    To provide you an example of a situation where:

                    >1 Christians gathered =/= church

                    I wrote:



                    Please do explain how does this exercise in basic logic equals twisting your words.
                    i mean gather to discuss the Bible or God or Jesus thats church

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                    • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                      And further more im not Mormon i left those mammon lovers and i do read the bible everyday the 1611 before they removed apocrphy

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                      • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                        Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                        i mean gather to discuss the Bible or God or Jesus thats church
                        Please justify your thesis that "a group of people who gather to discuss Bible, God, and/or Jesus equals church." Does a religious couple that discusses Jesus before, during, and/or after doing "the deed" constitute church? Please explain your position using appropriate Scripture and expressing yourself in complete sentences.

                        I know, I'm asking for a miracle here.
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                        * * *

                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                        Comment


                        • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                          Please justify your thesis that "a group of people who gather to discuss Bible, God, and/or Jesus equals church." Does a religious couple that discusses Jesus before, during, and/or after doing "the deed" constitute church? Please explain your position using appropriate Scripture and expressing yourself in complete sentences.

                          I know, I'm asking for a miracle here.
                          my Baptist preacher said that talking about those 3 at any time is in fact holding church

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                          • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                            Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                            my Baptist preacher said that talking about those 3 at any time is in fact holding church
                            Curtis, sweetie, appealing to an obscure authority of someone I don't even know the name of, does not constitute evidence.

                            Please provide direct Bible quotes which support your view that presence of three Christians (I see you don't think two is enough anymore?) equals "holding a church."
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                            Comment


                            • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                              Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                              don't twist my words just cause I'm a mormon.
                              What the good gravy did you just say about a True Christian (even if it was a girly), you little sinner? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Psychotheology, and I’ve been involved in numerous prayer sessions on locale TV, and I have over 300 confirmed successful ex Gay and Nigra conversion.

                              I am trained in spiritual warfare and I’m one of the top proselytisers in the entire Christian Faith. You are nothing to me but just another sinner. Jesus will Save you with his mouth and Righteousness the likes of which has never been seen before on this fallen Earth, mark my words.

                              Romans 10:9 - That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved

                              You think you can get away with spitting in the Baby Jesus’ crying face? Think again, sinner. As we speak I am in my prayer closet, knocking on out to Jesus and your IP is being traced by JesOS right now so you better prepare for Salvation, Atheist.

                              Mark 11:24 - Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive, and ye shall have

                              The spiritual storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Atheist Agenda. Turn or burn, kid.

                              Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and I can Save your soul in over seven ways, and that’s just without breaking a sweat.

                              Matthew 19:26 - But Jesus beheld and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible

                              Not only am I extensively trained in Psychtheology, but I have access to the entire Bible(KJV1611) online and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Atheist death style off the face of the continent, you deluded child. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your spiteful tongue.

                              Romans 12:19*Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord

                              But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you silly fool. Jesus will rain His merciful fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re going to be sorry, kiddo.

                              All the best.

                              YIC
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                              • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                                Dear cursewordgrice,

                                Although you may think that you are suffering persecution here, we are, in fact, trying to help you find Jesus.

                                If you find Jesus, you will still be persecuted, but it will be a blessing and will help you get to heaven: 2 Timothy:3:22 and 1 Peter:3:17
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                                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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