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  • curtisedwardgrice
    Very low IQ
    God-mocking heathen
    • Dec 2015
    • 226

    #61
    Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    How's your essay coming, dear?
    Then do not insult me ever again.

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12990

      #62
      Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

      Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
      I'm a minister MAN of God does not LIE God HATES lying (tho shalt not bare false witness)
      Sweetie, you see, our problem is, that we have been unable to confirm that you are, in fact, a man of God. Therefore, how can we know if you're telling the truth about not lying?
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • curtisedwardgrice
        Very low IQ
        God-mocking heathen
        • Dec 2015
        • 226

        #63
        Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
        Sweetie, you see, our problem is, that we have been unable to confirm that you are, in fact, a man of God. Therefore, how can we know if you're telling the truth about not lying?
        A man of God will not lie, because he wouldn't want to suffer in hell for it, only atheist lie.

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12990

          #64
          Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

          Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
          A man of God will not lie, because he wouldn't want to suffer in hell for it, only atheist lie.
          That definitely sounds like something that a liar would say.
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • Didymus Much
            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
            • Jun 2010
            • 14079

            #65
            Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

            Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
            ...(tho shalt not bare false witness)
            Scripture condemning the denuding of perjurers, please?

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #66
              Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

              Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
              I'm a minister MAN of God does not LIE God HATES lying (tho shalt not bare false witness)
              Buddy, if you're a minister, then I'm flipping oyster burgers for the King of Spain.

              Why don't you just come clean with us. Jesus sees through your lies, and He hates you for it. We know that you're either a foreigner or some kind of retarded, because you talk funny. But that doesn't mean that it's okay to waltz into God's favorite forum and spew out filthy lies.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • curtisedwardgrice
                Very low IQ
                God-mocking heathen
                • Dec 2015
                • 226

                #67
                Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Buddy, if you're a minister, then I'm flipping oyster burgers for the King of Spain.

                Why don't you just come clean with us. Jesus sees through your lies, and He hates you for it. We know that you're either a foreigner or some kind of retarded, because you talk funny. But that doesn't mean that it's okay to waltz into God's favorite forum and spew out filthy lies.
                WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO CALL ME NAMES? I WAS BORN IN THE USA IN CHARLOTTE NORTH CAROLINA RAISED IN THE BIBLE BELT OF THE USA, AND I'M MORE CHRISTIAN THAN YOU AND YOUR LOT WILL EVER BE I TRIED BEING NICE TO YOU PEOPLE I WANTED TO JOIN YOUR CHURCH, AND FORUM BUT IT SEEMS LIKE YOU COULD CARE LESS ABOUT TEACHING THE SAVED AND WINNING THE LOST ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS BEING PERFECT, AND I GOT NEWS FOR YOU ALL FALL SHORT OF THE GLORY OF GOD ONLY ONE MAN WAS PERFECT AND THAT WAS JESUS CHRIST, MY LORD AND SAVIOR WHOM I HAVE PLEDGED MY LIFE TO SERVING, AND WILL NOT BE MOCKED BY A HEATHEN SUCH AS YOURSELF AND YOUR LOT OF FOOLISH FOLLOWERS.

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                • curtisedwardgrice
                  Very low IQ
                  God-mocking heathen
                  • Dec 2015
                  • 226

                  #68
                  Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                  I do not like being called a lier I worked hard to get ordained, and to serve God I don't appreciate people who have no respect forend of the cloth that teach Gods laws, and ordnances to help them get closer to the Lord before the world ends, and it's to late for them I don't say your a sinner, I say your a lost soul but if you ask God for forgiveness in the name of Jesus Christ and mean it you are one step close to heaven.

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                  • Russell Holbeck
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2012
                    • 735

                    #69
                    Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                    I do not like being called a lier I worked hard to get ordained, and to serve God I don't appreciate people who have no respect forend of the cloth that teach Gods laws, and ordnances to help them get closer to the Lord before the world ends, and it's to late for them I don't say your a sinner, I say your a lost soul but if you ask God for forgiveness in the name of Jesus Christ and mean it you are one step close to heaven.
                    Hello curtisedwardgrice.

                    I liked you before but I do not like you when you post things like this are you drunk or are you sleepy or did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed or have you had a head injury in a boat accident and your wife was killed I have a neurocognitive deficit when I did that my kids do not talk to me now but that is because they do not love Jesus.

                    Sometimes a Coca Cola will make you feel better or reading Song of Solomon or lighting a scented candle I like the ones that smell like night blooming jasmine what do you smell like.

                    Thank you.

                    Rusty

                    P.S. When you get to Song of Solomon 1:14 it says:

                    My beloved is unto me as a cluster of camphire in the vineyards of Engedi.

                    I thought that camphire was a Bible way of saying camp fire but I looked it up on the Google and camphire is henna people use henna to draw pictures on their skin.

                    P.P.S. Engedi is an oasis in Israel I have been there it is very pretty bring your own drinking water.
                    Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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                    • curtisedwardgrice
                      Very low IQ
                      God-mocking heathen
                      • Dec 2015
                      • 226

                      #70
                      Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                      Originally posted by Russell Holbeck View Post
                      Hello curtisedwardgrice.

                      I liked you before but I do not like you when you post things like this are you drunk or are you sleepy or did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed or have you had a head injury in a boat accident and your wife was killed I have a neurocognitive deficit when I did that my kids do not talk to me now but that is because they do not love Jesus.

                      Sometimes a Coca Cola will make you feel better or reading Song of Solomon or lighting a scented candle I like the ones that smell like night blooming jasmine what do you smell like.

                      Thank you.

                      Rusty

                      P.S. When you get to Song of Solomon 1:14 it says:

                      My beloved is unto me as a cluster of camphire in the vineyards of Engedi.

                      I thought that camphire was a Bible way of saying camp fire but I looked it up on the Google and camphire is henna people use henna to draw pictures on their skin.

                      P.P.S. Engedi is an oasis in Israel I have been there it is very pretty bring your own drinking water.
                      I'm just tired of being doubted I've been honest and forthright, and still get the same hoopla it's gets annoying after a bit.

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                      • Russell Holbeck
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2012
                        • 735

                        #71
                        Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                        Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                        I'm just tired of being doubted I've been honest and forthright, and still get the same hoopla it's gets annoying after a bit.
                        Hello curtisedwardgrice.

                        If you are tired you should take a nap do not eat right beforehand and brush your teeth I have a partial plate it is a long story.

                        Thank you.

                        Rusty
                        Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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                        • Alan Swallows
                          Preserving Freehold's dead for Christ's return
                          • Dec 2015
                          • 265

                          #72
                          Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                          Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                          I'm just tired of being doubted I've been honest and forthright, and still get the same hoopla it's gets annoying after a bit.
                          Shame on you, picking on Rusty! He may not be the brightest tool in the shed but he is a tool that God has used powerfully on these forums. He does not deserve to be snapped at when he is just trying to be nice. Whatever you do to Rusty, the least of Jesus' brethren, you do to Jesus Himself (Matthew 25:40, 45).

                          Prov 17:13 Whoso rewardeth evil for good, evil shall not depart from his house.

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                          • Dr Laurence Niles
                            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                             
                            • Jan 2012
                            • 9063

                            #73
                            Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                            Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                            WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO CALL ME NAMES? I WAS BORN IN THE USA IN CHARLOTTE NORTH CAROLINA RAISED IN THE BIBLE BELT OF THE USA, AND I'M MORE CHRISTIAN THAN YOU AND YOUR LOT WILL EVER BE I TRIED BEING NICE TO YOU PEOPLE I WANTED TO JOIN YOUR CHURCH, AND FORUM BUT IT SEEMS LIKE YOU COULD CARE LESS ABOUT TEACHING THE SAVED AND WINNING THE LOST ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS BEING PERFECT, AND I GOT NEWS FOR YOU ALL FALL SHORT OF THE GLORY OF GOD ONLY ONE MAN WAS PERFECT AND THAT WAS JESUS CHRIST, MY LORD AND SAVIOR WHOM I HAVE PLEDGED MY LIFE TO SERVING, AND WILL NOT BE MOCKED BY A HEATHEN SUCH AS YOURSELF AND YOUR LOT OF FOOLISH FOLLOWERS.
                            Bluster and nonsense. Once we are Saved® (as all True Christians are) we are free of sin and therefor perfect.

                            Psalm 119:2 Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart.
                            Psalm 119:3 They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.
                            1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin .
                            Romans 6:6 Knowing this, that our old man is crucified with him, that the body of sin might be destroyed, that henceforth we should not serve sin.
                            Romans 6:7 For he that is dead is freed from sin.
                            Romans 6:8 Now if we be dead with Christ, we believe that we shall also live with him:
                            John 8:11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.
                            2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

                            With all due respect I suggest you sit down with the Bible(KJV) until you have read it enough that you know what it says (rather than what you want it say).

                            You seem to be getting all worked up about whether you have been ordained or not. Whether you have been ordained or are lying is of minimal importance set against Jesus' temporary Sacrifice so that we may all attain perfection (just like every True Christian™), I think we can all agree? Don't raise yourself above Jesus by making unsubstantiated claims when 2000 years ago Jesus hung dying on the cross to Save(r) us from His Mercy.

                            YIC
                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            • curtisedwardgrice
                              Very low IQ
                              God-mocking heathen
                              • Dec 2015
                              • 226

                              #74
                              Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                              Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                              Bluster and nonsense. Once we are Saved® (as all True Christians are) we are free of sin and therefor perfect.

                              Psalm 119:2 Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart.
                              Psalm 119:3 They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.
                              1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin .
                              Romans 6:6 Knowing this, that our old man is crucified with him, that the body of sin might be destroyed, that henceforth we should not serve sin.
                              Romans 6:7 For he that is dead is freed from sin.
                              Romans 6:8 Now if we be dead with Christ, we believe that we shall also live with him:
                              John 8:11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.
                              2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

                              With all due respect I suggest you sit down with the Bible(KJV) until you have read it enough that you know what it says (rather than what you want it say).

                              You seem to be getting all worked up about whether you have been ordained or not. Whether you have been ordained or are lying is of minimal importance set against Jesus' temporary Sacrifice so that we may all attain perfection (just like every True Christian™), I think we can all agree? Don't raise yourself above Jesus by making unsubstantiated claims when 2000 years ago Jesus hung dying on the cross to Save® us from His Mercy.

                              YIC
                              Only Jesus and God are perfect we may strive but fall short the glory of God

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                              • curtisedwardgrice
                                Very low IQ
                                God-mocking heathen
                                • Dec 2015
                                • 226

                                #75
                                Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                                Originally posted by Alan Swallows View Post
                                Shame on you, picking on Rusty! He may not be the brightest tool in the shed but he is a tool that God has used powerfully on these forums. He does not deserve to be snapped at when he is just trying to be nice. Whatever you do to Rusty, the least of Jesus' brethren, you do to Jesus Himself (Matthew 25:40, 45).

                                Prov 17:13 Whoso rewardeth evil for good, evil shall not depart from his house.
                                I been nice to Rusty, he's the only nice one out here as far as I can see.

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