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  • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
    Actually I have more than once open your eyes a see for my words are guided by Jesus Christ.
    If this imaginary "Jesus" is the one telling you that you're all good despite your Biblical ignorance, you might want to be ignoring that voice in your head.

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    • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

      Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
      Actually I have more than once open your eyes a see for my words are guided by Jesus Christ.
      Ehem! Did you forget that God hates liars, Mr. print-your-own-degree-certificate online minister program graduate?

      Proverbs 12:22 Lying lips [are] abomination to the LORD: but they that deal truly [are] his delight.

      Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.


      God abhors you. Stop whining and start reading the Holy Bible. That means picking up the Book, or going to the website I helpfully provided for you, and reading the whole thing, not just googling a few selected verses that sound nice.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
        Ehem! Did you forget that God hates liars, Mr. print-your-own-degree-certificate online minister program graduate?

        Proverbs 12:22 Lying lips [are] abomination to the LORD: but they that deal truly [are] his delight.

        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.


        God abhors you. Stop whining and start reading the Holy Bible. That means picking up the Book, or going to the website I helpfully provided for you, and reading the whole thing, not just googling a few selected verses that sound nice.
        Where does the bible say anything about hating lying?

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        • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

          Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
          Where does the bible say anything about hating lying?
          Do you know what abomination means? The Bible is very explicit concerning targets for hatred. And although God has made a way for some people to be Saved, they are in a minority. All the rest He hates. And knew identities of both groups from day one because He had already chosen the Saved group. Don't take my word for it. Read it for yourself.
          II Thessalonians 2:13 But we are bound to give thanks alway to God for you, brethren beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth:

          The rest get torture. He offered them Love. What else could He do. Does anyone torture people they love? No. So there's one group for starters. Liars are included among those headed for everlasting torture so, unless you torture people you don't hate, there's all you need to know. That's why it's in The Bible.

          Of course God hates so many other groups and explains to us that we should hate them too. Do you recall the list from your student days? If not on of the Pastors will be happy to explain or I could simply link the Scripture for you.

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          • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

            Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
            Where does the bible say anything about hating lying?
            As Miss Mitza explained, that was answered in the verses provided above. But if you really want to see the word "hate," here it is (and please note that it is mentioned in the single breath with "abomination"):

            Proverbs 6:16-19
            16 These six [things] doth the LORD hate: yea, seven [are] an abomination unto him:
            17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
            18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
            19 A false witness [that] speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

            I hope that was helpful.
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

              Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
              Where does the bible say anything about hating lying?
              Curtis, have you actually read the Bible or are you using it to keep your table from wobbling as you eat you Lucky Charms(c)?
              Everyone knows, the KJV Holy Bible has the answer to everything. Complex and perplexing issues can be solved through prayer.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                Curtis, have you actually read the Bible or are you using it to keep your table from wobbling as you eat you Lucky Charms©?
                Everyone knows, the KJV Holy Bible has the answer to everything. Complex and perplexing issues can be solved through prayer.
                I don't eat lucky charms they are full of tsp (paint thinner) thats poison

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                • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                  Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                  I don't eat lucky charms they are full of tsp (paint thinner) thats poison
                  Wow, that's awful. And bound to be true. Because you said it! And it makes SO MUCH SENSE for cereal manufacturers to be intentionally poisoning their own customers.


                  And you know what heard the other day? EVRRYTHINGG IS MAED OF CHEMICALS!@#^T$*(@^ WHAT WRE AE GOING TO DO NAOW?11

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                  • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    Wow, that's awful. And bound to be true. Because you said it! And it makes SO MUCH SENSE for cereal manufacturers to be intentionally poisoning their own customers.


                    And you know what heard the other day? EVRRYTHINGG IS MAED OF CHEMICALS!@#^T$*(@^ WHAT WRE AE GOING TO DO NAOW?11
                    TSP Trisodium Phosphate (paint thinner) look it up its present in all General Mill cereal

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                    • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                      Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                      TSP Trisodium Phosphate (paint thinner) look it up its present in all General Mill cereal
                      And you're ugly and gullible. It's true. Look it up. No, not there. In the other place. The other place. Wow, you must be stupid or something. Says so right here. Case closed.


                      Feel free to cut and paste the above to reply to anything from anyone at any time. They'll be sure to run away from your mad dialectic skillz.

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                      • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                        And you're ugly and gullible. It's true. Look it up. No, not there. In the other place. The other place. Wow, you must be stupid or something. Says so right here. Case closed.


                        Feel free to cut and paste the above to reply to anything from anyone at any time. They'll be sure to run away from your mad dialectic skillz.
                        Didymus, all joking aside, I wonder if we should warn him about the dangers of ingesting dihydrogen monoxide?

                        Well, I'll do it. Curtis - click here if you are brave enough to learn the Truth(tm):
                        Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division provides an international clearinghouse for information on Dihydrogen Monoxide including current research results, governmental regulations, and exposure and contamination alerts. Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) can be dangerous to humans. Dihydrogen Monoxide causes death and destruction. Dihydrogen Monoxide is found in acid rain. Dihydrogen Monoxide is found in rivers and streams.
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                        * * *

                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                          Didymus, all joking aside, I wonder if we should warn him about the dangers of ingesting dihydrogen monoxide?

                          Well, I'll do it. Curtis - click here if you are brave enough to learn the Truth™
                          http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
                          ***Homersexualism vulgate autoredacted by JesOS***
                          Last edited by Dr Laurence Niles; 04-25-2018, 06:25 AM.

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                          • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                            Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                            ***Homersexualism vulgate autoredacted by JesOS***
                            That was not nice at all, sweetie.
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                            • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                              Didymus, all joking aside, I wonder if we should warn him about the dangers of ingesting dihydrogen monoxide?
                              Hi Basilissa,

                              I think it is always fair to warn people from obvious dangers. Ingesting dihydrogen monoxide can be lethal. It occasionally happens though I don´t think it is a big concern.

                              A bigger concern might be people inhaling diatomous oxygen molecules. These can cause oxygen radicals to form in your body and those are the main source for cancer to establish and propagate.

                              Kind regards,

                              Roland
                              Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                              Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                              • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                                That was not nice at all, sweetie.
                                i said ***gay reference deleted***. As in your stupid science bored me it did NOT relate to Jesus or God in any way if ***same gay reference deleted*** is a bad word to yall then so is Christian cause your all *** insult to host congregation deleted*** following a ****insult to Pastor deleted*** (prove me wrong teach me your ways for i know God i know God is with me)
                                Last edited by Brother Gonzalez; 04-26-2018, 09:30 AM.

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