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  • Uncle John
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jan 2016
    • 1

    #1

    ISIS, The Star Wars Fans It's Ok To Like

    Sure, they're unsaved heathens with questionable social skills but every day is Star Wars day for the average ISIS supporter. Whether cosplaying as sand people or just relaxing and having an afternoon of fun teaching gays to use the Force as they throw them off rooftops. Maybe we shouldn't judge these Jawas too harshly. After all, they're nowhere near as bad those degenerate, tambourine bashing, hellbound Mormons down the street.
  • Elmer G. White
    Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
    Victim of atheist scientific persecution
     
    • Apr 2014
    • 10255

    #2
    Re: ISIS, The Star Wars Fans It's Ok To Like

    Originally posted by Uncle John View Post
    Sure, they're unsaved heathens with questionable social skills but every day is Star Wars day for the average ISIS supporter. Whether cosplaying as sand people or just relaxing and having an afternoon of fun teaching gays to use the Force as they throw them off rooftops. Maybe we shouldn't judge these Jawas too harshly. After all, they're nowhere near as bad those degenerate, tambourine bashing, hellbound Mormons down the street.
    Dear John,

    Welcome to God’s Favorite Forum. We are delighted that you wish to praise and worship Jesus here with us. We would like to know you better, so please make a proper Introduction of yourself, your Church, your favorite verses and your path to Jesus according to THESE instructions.

    Exodus 12:49
    One law shall be to him that is homeborn, and unto the stranger that sojourneth among you.


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • Alvin Moss
      Serving Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2013
      • 4468

      #3
      Re: ISIS, The Star Wars Fans It's Ok To Like

      God hates the worship of false gods equally. He is a jealous God (Exodus 34:14), but one heathen religion is no worse than another. You, Uncle John, are unintroduced. We ask that you proceed to the introduction forum and tell us all about yourself. Leave nothing out, no matter how sordid.

      God Bless, provisionally.
      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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      • WilliamJenningsBryan
        True Christian™
         
        • Jan 2007
        • 9384

        #4
        Re: ISIS, The Star Wars Fans It's Ok To Like

        Originally posted by Uncle John View Post
        Sure, they're unsaved heathens with questionable social skills but every day is Star Wars day for the average ISIS supporter. Whether cosplaying as sand people or just relaxing and having an afternoon of fun teaching gays to use the Force as they throw them off rooftops. Maybe we shouldn't judge these Jawas too harshly. After all, they're nowhere near as bad those degenerate, tambourine bashing, hellbound Mormons down the street.
        A hearty welcome Uncle John - you appear to be a man that rejoices in and celebrates the Work of the Lord. We do indeed share your observations, and while not outright questioning God's established priorities, we do from time to time pray that Jesus brings His righteous Justice to those deserving it in a more timely manner as we see it. Nonetheless, God is acting in His infinite knowledge, wisdom and mercy and we trust in Him to bring the appropriate wrath to egregious sinners as He sees fit.
        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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        • Titus Templeton
          Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
          Jesus macht frei
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2010
          • 5912

          #5
          Re: ISIS, The Star Wars Fans It's Ok To Like

          Star Wars is just a poor man's attempt of making children believe in atheist concepts.
          -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
          -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
          -Holocaust Jokes
          -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
          -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
          -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
          -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
          -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22349

            #6
            Re: ISIS, The Star Wars Fans It's Ok To Like

            Originally posted by Uncle John View Post
            Sure, they're unsaved heathens with questionable social skills but every day is Star Wars day for the average ISIS supporter. Whether cosplaying as sand people or just relaxing and having an afternoon of fun teaching gays to use the Force as they throw them off rooftops. Maybe we shouldn't judge these Jawas too harshly. After all, they're nowhere near as bad those degenerate, tambourine bashing, hellbound Mormons down the street.
            I didn't understand anything of what you said there but your name is John so you are clearly not a Mexican or a Muslim, which is a very good thing. Until Donald Trump fires up those gas chambers to rid America of all Mexican and keeps the new ones out with a huge wall, we will have to endure their presence for a little while longer. When did you find Jesus and learned about His unlimited love for all those who worship Him unconditionally?
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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