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I am a retard and your website is awesome!
Your website is soooo rude to non-Christians. I am a wizard and I will rather believe in Harry Potter than Christianity!!! BOOOOO to Christian fundamentalists who have an IQ of 10!!!
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Your website is soooo rude to non-Christians. I am a wizard and I will rather believe in Harry Potter than Christianity!!! BOOOOO to Christian fundamentalists who have an IQ of 10!!!
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Re: I am a retard and your website is awesome!
Hello retard! I'm so glad to see you found your way to our humble church community online! I would love to see how a retarded praises Jesus! Does someone special help you? Perhaps they'd like a copy of this book (if they contact Cookie in the main office, she'll send one out for a generous donation to the Pastor's Jet Fund):
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I am a retard and your website is awesome!
Hello sweetie!Originally posted by Harriet Porter View Post Your website is soooo rude to non-Christians. I am a wizard and I will rather believe in Harry Potter than Christianity!!! BOOOOO to Christian fundamentalists who have an IQ of 10!!!
I am sure that you will be happy to hear that your intro post is on a short list for The Worst Intro Ever award. Congratulations.
Anyway, here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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Re: I am a retard and your website is awesome!
Have you ever considered how non-Christians are treated in the Bible?Originally posted by Harriet Porter View Post Your website is soooo rude to non-Christians...
Sounds like someone has read Harry Potter, but not the Bible. How can you honestly reject that of which you have no knowledge?...I am a wizard and I will rather believe in Harry Potter than Christianity!!!...
IQ is assumed to have a normal distribution in any given population. If the mean is understood to be 100 and the standard deviation 15, that means 2.2% would score under 70, and less than 0.1% under 55. The number with an IQ of 10 would be infinitesimal (and probably only alive with the help of machines to eat, breath, and shit for them)....BOOOOO to Christian fundamentalists who have an IQ of 10!!!
Christian fundamentalists comprise about 25% of the population of the US.
So now that you've proudly shared your ignorance of the Bible, math, and population statistics, is there anything else you'd like to yell about?
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Re: I am a retard and your website is awesome!
Retard is not a nice word sweetheart. I would also like to thank you for flagging me before you actually read my post. Now I understand how you read. You probably won't even read this far. Anyway I would like to let you know that I do read the bible and the scriptures I was making reference to were Galatians 5:22-23 and Genesis 3:9-20. You are welcome 😊 now flag that.
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Re: I am a retard and your website is awesome!
With whom are you speaking, dear?Originally posted by godisalive View PostRetard is not a nice word sweetheart. I would also like to thank you for flagging me before you actually read my post. Now I understand how you read. You probably won't even read this far. Anyway I would like to let you know that I do read the bible and the scriptures I was making reference to were Galatians 5:22-23 and Genesis 3:9-20. You are welcome 😊 now flag that.
Say, why don't you introduce yourself, rather than squatting on another poster's introduction thread. Tell us who you are, how you came to find Jesus, what your favorite Bible verse is, things of this nature.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I am a retard and your website is awesome!
So you believe a boy can fly on a broomstick but you refuse to believe someone (hint: Jesus) can walk on water?Originally posted by Harriet Porter View Post Your website is soooo rude to non-Christians. I am a wizard and I will rather believe in Harry Potter than Christianity!!! BOOOOO to Christian fundamentalists who have an IQ of 10!!!5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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