[Engles]

Re: why won't my wife do as she is told!!!

But why? You say you found our warm and welcoming site through a Google search, but now you harass us? That's not very nice. What, may I ask, were you searching for that Jesus revealed His Favorite Church to you?

I meant I found the avatar on a Google search....

I found this church on a Google search about burning Harry Potter books. I joined so I could learn more about Christ.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: why won't my wife do as she is told!!!

I meant I found the avatar on a Google search....

I found this church on a Google search about burning Harry Potter books. I joined so I could learn more about Christ.

Have you burned your Harry Potter books yet, I hope?

They're remarkably evil, you know., trying to pass witchcraft off as children's entertainment.

But only a little less annoying than having to look at that retarded, make-believe cartoon creature every time you post.

[muslim butthead]

Re: why won't my wife do as she is told!!!

does the avatar make the man/woman?

[muslim butthead]

Re: why won't my wife do as she is told!!!

wow like all true religious bigots you guys really do believe you can justify yourselves but quoting verses and dishing out punishments for the smallest of infractions. you know who you guys really remind me of? IS another load of religious nutjobs who squash freedom of speach and creative thinking. The fact that you find yourself superior to everyone else makes it all the more obvious that you don't live in the real world but the world of make belief of the bible. it makes me so mad that you still believe in an outdated, usurped, archaic boys club that picks and chooses which parts of the bible it wants to use, just like Islam.Hilary for president

[Basilissa]

Re: why won't my wife do as she is told!!!

wow like all true religious bigots you guys really do believe you can justify yourselves but quoting verses

Well, you see, we simply act the way Jesus wants us to act.

and dishing out punishments for the smallest of infractions. you know who you guys really remind me of? IS another load of religious nutjobs who squash freedom of speach and creative thinking.

I'm deeply offended. How dare you compare us to a bunch of idiots who disobey God's direct orders by following the Koran instead of the Holy Bible?

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the Lord your God which I command you.

Muslims disobey God by adding the Koran, and thus diminishing the value of the True Word of God.

The fact that you find yourself superior to everyone else makes it all the more obvious that you don't live in the real world but the world of make belief of the bible. it makes me so mad that you still believe in an outdated, usurped, archaic boys club that picks and chooses which parts of the bible it wants to use,

I am a bit confused here, as in the first part of the statement you seem to imply that the Word of God isn't real and in the second part of that statement you criticize us for not following the Bible 100%. Which one is it, then?

However, please do point out, in which way do you find the teachings of our Church to be cherry-picking.


(crickets)


Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: why won't my wife do as she is told!!!

wow like all true religious bigots you guys really do believe you can justify yourselves but quoting verses

How else would a religion justify itself but through its sacred texts, and of course the miracles that serve as evidence? Otherwise, any and every claim could be used by charismatic charlatans to wield power without ever being held to any kind of accountability to reality. Watch out for people who peddle beliefs and ideas, as well as crappy merchandise.

IS another load of religious nutjobs who squash freedom of speach and creative thinking.

You're confusing "response to stupid speech" with "censorship." If you don't want people to respond to your idiotic ideas, don't share them.

The fact that you find yourself superior to everyone else

The fact that Jesus Christ, the King of Kings is the one who commands, and then equips us to be superior to everyone else, seems to have been lost on you. What a shame. You could join us and be superior to others. And avoid an eternity of Satan playing "McDonald's Violin" with his barbed tallywacker on your perpetually exposed anus.

outdated, usurped, archaic boys club that picks and chooses which parts of the bible it wants to use

If you can find and share an example of a True Christian™ cherry-picking parts of the Holy Bible, I'll personally donate $500 to the Jesus hating charity of your choice. I'll even give you 24 hours.