Questions!!! Please answer them!

[Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork]

I'm kinda hated by now and I do apologize for some of my behavior. I was acting immature. But I have actuall questions that I would love if someone would answer.

1. If a woman gets an abortion its evil, but if god makes her miscarriage, its okay?


2. Why did god make it so the sun gives us cancer?


3. If god love us, then why do we burn in hell if we don't belive in him?


4. Why did he create Satan?


5. How did God create light before the light source?


6. How could god create the earth out of nothing but he needed a rib to create woman?


7. In the bible there were constant miracles but when cameras were, nothing?


8. It also says that god made us in his perfect image, so why in the bible does he instruct people to mutilate their own penis?


9. If the man were created before woman, why does all men have nipples?


10. Why does the bible tell us to be kind to one another but also tell us to kill each other? Which one should I listen too?


I'm not trying to be mean or anything right now, so please, I just want answers to these questions


Kind regard


I'm to lazy to spell my very long name

[Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork]

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sorry for my bad spelling

[Basilissa]

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I'm kinda hated by now and I do apologize for some of my behavior. I was acting immature. But I have actuall questions that I would love if someone would answer.

Sweetie, when I asked you to write an introduction, I actually meant an introduction, you know, like a description of yourself. I'm in an exceptionally good mood, however, so here are my answers to your questions:

1. If a woman gets an abortion its evil, but if god makes her miscarriage, its okay?

Yes. It is also OK to rip pregnant women's bellies (Hosea 13:16), if these women are hellbound heathens.

2. Why did god make it so the sun gives us cancer?

I dunno, maybe He ran out of other creative ways of killing us?

3. If god love us, then why do we burn in hell if we don't belive in him?

Because His love is conditional, duh!

4. Why did he create Satan?

To have a playmate to place bets on our suffering (Job 1:6-12).

5. How did God create light before the light source?

He's God... He can do anything He wants.

6. How could god create the earth out of nothing but he needed a rib to create woman?

I suppose, because that's the way He wanted it.

7. In the bible there were constant miracles but when cameras were, nothing?

Again, who are we to question the actions of God?

8. It also says that god made us in his perfect image, so why in the bible does he instruct people to mutilate their own penis?

Same as above.

9. If the man were created before woman, why does all men have nipples?

Why do any male mammals have nipples? That's how God created people and animals, that's why!

10. Why does the bible tell us to be kind to one another but also tell us to kill each other? Which one should I listen too?

We are supposed to be kind to each other among Christians. It's everybody else that God wants us to kill.

I really hope this was helpful, sweetie.

[Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork]

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What about nr 8? Sorry to be a bother but I'm just looking for info

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I was acting immature.

Some simple answers to match your intellectual capabilities:

1. If a woman gets an abortion its evil, but if god makes her miscarriage, its okay?

Yes. God is good all the time. All the time, God is good. That includes when He takes babies from the womb.

2. Why did god make it so the sun gives us cancer?

Sin. In Heaven there will be no dangerous sun (Revelation 21:23).

3. If god love us, then why do we burn in hell if we don't belive in him?

God doesn't love you. He doesn't love many people for many reasons.

4. Why did he create Satan?

To glorify Him.

5. How did God create light before the light source?

He's miraculous that way.

6. How could god create the earth out of nothing but he needed a rib to create woman?

Who said He needed the rib? Maybe He had a mental list that included such body parts as hair, spinal cord, or penis, but then ended up deciding on the rib.

7. In the bible there were constant miracles but when cameras were, nothing?

Lot's of miracles have been caught on camera.

8. It also says that god made us in his perfect image, so why in the bible does he instruct people to mutilate their own penis?

He doesn't. Infants aren't trusted with sharp implements.

9. If the man were created before woman, why does all men have nipples?

Same reason women who will never have children have nipples - it pleases the LORD to give humans nipples. And to give boys foreskins at birth.

10. Why does the bible tell us to be kind to one another but also tell us to kill each other? Which one should I listen too?

There are specific instructions with regard to capital punishment. You should read the Holy Bible so you know what God actually says, rather than trust some Swedish Atheist Website that tries to provide you with these embarrassingly terrible "gotcha" questions.

[Nahkriin]

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I'm kinda hated by now and I do apologize for some of my behavior. I was acting immature. But I have actuall questions that I would love if someone would answer.

1. If a woman gets an abortion its evil, but if god makes her miscarriage, its okay?


2. Why did god make it so the sun gives us cancer?


3. If god love us, then why do we burn in hell if we don't belive in him?


4. Why did he create Satan?


5. How did God create light before the light source?


6. How could god create the earth out of nothing but he needed a rib to create woman?


7. In the bible there were constant miracles but when cameras were, nothing?


8. It also says that god made us in his perfect image, so why in the bible does he instruct people to mutilate their own penis?


9. If the man were created before woman, why does all men have nipples?


10. Why does the bible tell us to be kind to one another but also tell us to kill each other? Which one should I listen too?


I'm not trying to be mean or anything right now, so please, I just want answers to these questions


Kind regard


I'm to lazy to spell my very long name

This isn't even an introduction. If you would have looked at the top of the page, it says: Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Here is some scripture that fits you well. Proverbs 1:7-The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

[Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork]

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Fine, let's do the introductions!
I'm 15 years old and live in Sweden. I have only one friend who is Christian, the rest of my friends (including myself) are firm believes in science. I have been "confirmed" or whatever it’s called in English and at the time I met with my church group once a week. We talked about god, Jesus and love. At my school all students believe in equality and that everyone should have the same rights (Muslims, Christians, gays, women, trans). My parents are divorced and my dad is the most anti-religion person I have ever meet without being disrespectful towards anyone. I love books and tv shows. Harry potter is my favorite book of all time! I would love to be a witch! So cool. I also love anime!

[Des]

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Fine, let's do the introductions!
I'm 15 years old and live in Sweden. I have only one friend who is Christian, the rest of my friends (including myself) are firm believes in science. I have been "confirmed" or whatever it’s called in English and at the time I met with my church group once a week. We talked about god, Jesus and love. At my school all students believe in equality and that everyone should have the same rights (Muslims, Christians, gays, women, trans). My parents are divorced and my dad is the most anti-religion person I have ever meet without being disrespectful towards anyone. I love books and tv shows. Harry potter is my favorite book of all time! I would love to be a witch! So cool. I also love anime!

I see. 15, you say? How old were you when you decided to be retarded?

[Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork]

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The day people told me god was real, I told them give me evidence. They couldn't. So rather science then "god"

[Elmer G. White]

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The day people told me god was real, I told them give me evidence. They couldn't. So rather science then "god"

Dear young Sinner,

They never actually gave you the KJV Bible? I surmise that not everyone over there is as proficient as you are in American so they must have handed you the 1541 Swiss Bible instead! Notoriously inaccurate. No wonder you've never been exposed to proper evidence.

Of course, the best evidence will be given to you upon the moment of your death. You'll be surprised to see the flames of the Lake of Fire and the feel the agonies of the Bottomless Pit that will be your final deposit site unless you Repent (Acts 3:14).

Luke 13:28
There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth, when ye shall see Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, and all the prophets, in the kingdom of God, and you yourselves thrust out.
^This means YOU!

Of course, there is also a great amount of EXTRA-BIBLICAL pieces of evidence for you to ponder. I present you here only a few:

1. Eyewitness testimony. There are the words of those people who actually lived and witnessed the events during Biblical times. Furthermore, lots of archeological evidence supports the Bible. For instance, there are descriptions of cities that have been confirmed with archeology. See also Genesis 10:11.
2. There is the testimony of us True Christians™. Our lives have been changed and these wonderful, awesome changes are consistent with SCRIPTURE! See also Luke 1:47.
3. Look at the prophecies in the Bible. They HAVE BEEN FULFILLED!! Daniel Chapter 2 predicted the Roman empire and much more. For reference, see Daniel 2:34.
4. There is a unique and miraculously consistent nature of manuscripts of the Bible during a time when there was only illiteracy, unreliable greedy scribes and slow methods of communication. See also Psalms 12:6.
5. There is a prerequisite of God for secular logic and science. In science, the satanic concept of evolution embraced by atheists and false Christians (such as the Swiss Lutheran "Church") gives absolutely no possibility of a mind that could be trusted at all. Ruth 2.12 is a good starting point here!

Now it is time you started some serious Bible Study to join us one day in the Glories of Heaven!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork]

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About that... There will probably not be any bible study for awhile. I have to focus on school and... stuff.

[Elmer G. White]

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About that... There will probably not be any bible study for awhile. I have to focus on school and... stuff.

That can be detrimental to your soul. A reasonable curriculum for a young person from a sin-infested country is to gain an adequate knowledge of the American Language in order to be able to read the Original KJV Bible in American. This should be supplemented by some grammar details that are archaic in the spoken form of the American tongue but prevalent in the True™ Bible, such as verb conjugations with the personal pronoun for the second person singular ("thou", etc.). Otherwise, schooling usually leads to absorbing detrimental data. Natural sciences are OK only after full immersion in True Christianity™ and the Bible. Thereafter the observations by tellyscopic devices and high-performance lipid chromatography can be put into perspective, that is, explained in full harmony with the Bible.

1 Timothy 6:20
O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Fine, let's do the introductions!! I would love to be a witch! So cool. I also love anime!

Young man, witches are evil

Leviticus 19:31 - Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I the LORD your God.

Exodus 22:18 - Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Leviticus 20:27 - A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood upon them

Do you want to end up in a Turkish prison? Just what do you think would happen to a young man your age, in there?

YIC

[Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork]

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1. I am a of the female gender. 2. Who wouldn't want too go to hogwarts? Have you read the books? Its awesome!!!! 3. Why would I end up in a Turkish prison? I live in sweden. 4. Do tell what would happen to a male person my age if he was infact a witch/wizard and ended up in jail. Did you mean getting ass raped? 5. And why a turkish prison of all things?

[Basilissa]

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I have only one friend who is Christian, the rest of my friends (including myself) are firm believes in science. I have been "confirmed" or whatever it’s called in English and at the time I met with my church group once a week. We talked about god, Jesus and love.

Good for you, sweetie! As I told you before, do not forget that this is a conditional love:

John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

At my school all students believe in equality and that everyone should have the same rights (Muslims, Christians, gays, women, trans).

Eww!