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[FatAssFollower]

Greetings. 'Tis I. This is where I was supposed to introduce myself, though I've made my way around the forums already and had a few nice chats with the folks here.

Question: Is my username 2007 enough? I put a '3' instead of an 'e' in the word 'Jesus,' but I didn't make it look like this: x_x-J3susF0ll03r-x_x


I really want my username to look like a myspace profile. All about... following Jesus. Yup.


See you around.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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See you around.

Not if you don't show Jesus some respect, you won't.

Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[FranklinAndPearl]

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Why is it always so difficult to follow the rules of an Introduction Thread????

Also, dear, I looked at your past posts (a most impressive count of 6. LOL) and I do not expect great things from you. It's not too late! Accept Jesus!!!


Walking with Christ,


Pearl

[Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork]

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It looks like a 2007 name, if you're asking me

[Cranky Old Man]

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if you're asking me

No one does that. Ever.

[Alvin Moss]

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Unnecessary words removed

Look here, fellow, I don't know where you are, but no matter what the neighbors think, this site has nothing to do with Satan.

[Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork]

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No one does that. Ever.

We it does say "Question" not "Question to anyone but RSCBBB". That would include me, would it not?

[Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork]

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"When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar; you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say" - Tyrion Lannister

This is what I think every time I get a notification for saying something that is that you people don't know how to answer.

[Redeemed Papist]

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"When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar; you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say" - Tyrion Lannister

This is what I think every time I get a notification for saying something that is that you people don't know how to answer.

Persecution complex much?


Are you even here to worship Jesus? If not, why not? You do realise that you are going to burn in a lake of fire, right? You are literally as bad as a murderer if you are an atheist.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

It's all clearly spelled out with no room for misinterpretation in Revelation. You have no excuse.

[Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork]

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Persecution complex much?


Are you even here to worship Jesus? If not, why not? You do realise that you are going to burn in a lake of fire, right? You are literally as bad as a murderer if you are an atheist.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

It's all clearly spelled out with no room for misinterpretation in Revelation. You have no excuse.

1. No, not really. But it since the things I write change and I get alot of notifications for things that doesn't really seem all that bad.
2. No, I'm looking for answers.
3. So hell is a lake of fire? Thank's for the heads up, wouldn't want to go without my bikini.

4. As bad as a murderer, you say? But there are lots of them. Did you mean like Moriarty bad or more like John bad?
5. Sorry too tell you but I'm an atheist. Probably will stay that why all my life unless someone can convince me to believe in god.
6. No excuse for what?

[FatAssFollower]

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Look here, fellow, I don't know where you are, but no matter what the neighbors think, this site has nothing to do with Satan.

Friend, Satan wasn't mentioned. Ever. Seeing as you look at the Bible so much I think you'd know how to read.


Also, thank you Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork, I really appreciate the confirmation!

[Cranky Old Man]

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I think you'd know how to read

If it wasn't so utterly pathetic, it would be funny that this actually applies to you...

This is a huge waste of my time, but here we go. Please read this post: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...03#post1182103 very very carefully. Look at the text you quoted and your response to that text. If you don't see it, try again and again and again. Once you have reached the point that you feel like a complete idiot, you have figured it out. But we all know you never will...

[Vavoline Johnson]

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Greetings. 'Tis I. This is where I was supposed to introduce myself, though I've made my way around the forums already and had a few nice chats with the folks here.

Well, you aint said NOTHIN to me and I count too!
Dontcha no Black Lives matter or aint you watched the Fox news lately?
Now, lettme ask you, is your fat butt God given or a fake one like them trashy fat-ass sister on heathen tv who put balloons up their asses?