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  • FatAssFollower
    Unsaved trash
    • May 2016
    • 8

    #1

    Probably should've done this earlier. Oh well.

    Greetings. 'Tis I. This is where I was supposed to introduce myself, though I've made my way around the forums already and had a few nice chats with the folks here.

    Question: Is my username 2007 enough? I put a '3' instead of an 'e' in the word 'Jesus,' but I didn't make it look like this: x_x-J3susF0ll03r-x_x


    I really want my username to look like a myspace profile. All about... following Jesus. Yup.


    See you around.
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Probably should've done this earlier. Oh well.

    Originally posted by J3susFollower View Post
    See you around.
    Not if you don't show Jesus some respect, you won't.

    Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • FranklinAndPearl
      True Christians™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2014
      • 163

      #3
      Re: Probably should've done this earlier. Oh well.

      Why is it always so difficult to follow the rules of an Introduction Thread????

      Also, dear, I looked at your past posts (a most impressive count of 6. LOL) and I do not expect great things from you. It's not too late! Accept Jesus!!!


      Walking with Christ,


      Pearl
      Just a loving, saved, MARRIED HETEROSEXUAL couple sharing this account! Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hi Carol, not sure why the Face book isn't typing out my letters, LOL. I hope you can see this message, none of the letters are going in the box. Maybe they are invisible? We do not really understand Computers or Technology. I will have to ask Anita about this. See you tomor

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      • Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork
        Unsaved trash, retarded IKEA waste
        • May 2016
        • 71

        #4
        Re: Probably should've done this earlier. Oh well.

        It looks like a 2007 name, if you're asking me
        KJV Bible use

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22373

          #5
          Re: Probably should've done this earlier. Oh well.

          Originally posted by Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork View Post
          if you're asking me
          No one does that. Ever.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Alvin Moss
            Serving Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2013
            • 4468

            #6
            Re: Probably should've done this earlier. Oh well.

            Originally posted by FatAssFollower View Post
            Unnecessary words removed

            Look here, fellow, I don't know where you are, but no matter what the neighbors think, this site has nothing to do with Satan.
            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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            • Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork
              Unsaved trash, retarded IKEA waste
              • May 2016
              • 71

              #7
              Re: Probably should've done this earlier. Oh well.

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              No one does that. Ever.
              We it does say "Question" not "Question to anyone but RSCBBB". That would include me, would it not?
              KJV Bible use

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              • Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork
                Unsaved trash, retarded IKEA waste
                • May 2016
                • 71

                #8
                Re: Probably should've done this earlier. Oh well.

                "When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar; you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say" - Tyrion Lannister

                This is what I think every time I get a notification for saying something that is that you people don't know how to answer.
                KJV Bible use

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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409

                  #9
                  Re: Probably should've done this earlier. Oh well.

                  Originally posted by Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork View Post
                  "When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar; you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say" - Tyrion Lannister

                  This is what I think every time I get a notification for saying something that is that you people don't know how to answer.
                  Persecution complex much?


                  Are you even here to worship Jesus? If not, why not? You do realise that you are going to burn in a lake of fire, right? You are literally as bad as a murderer if you are an atheist.
                  Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

                  It's all clearly spelled out with no room for misinterpretation in Revelation. You have no excuse.
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork
                    Unsaved trash, retarded IKEA waste
                    • May 2016
                    • 71

                    #10
                    Re: Probably should've done this earlier. Oh well.

                    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                    Persecution complex much?


                    Are you even here to worship Jesus? If not, why not? You do realise that you are going to burn in a lake of fire, right? You are literally as bad as a murderer if you are an atheist.
                    Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
                    It's all clearly spelled out with no room for misinterpretation in Revelation. You have no excuse.
                    1. No, not really. But it since the things I write change and I get alot of notifications for things that doesn't really seem all that bad.
                    2. No, I'm looking for answers.
                    3. So hell is a lake of fire? Thank's for the heads up, wouldn't want to go without my bikini.

                    4. As bad as a murderer, you say? But there are lots of them. Did you mean like Moriarty bad or more like John bad?
                    5. Sorry too tell you but I'm an atheist. Probably will stay that why all my life unless someone can convince me to believe in god.
                    6. No excuse for what?
                    KJV Bible use

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                    • FatAssFollower
                      Unsaved trash
                      • May 2016
                      • 8

                      #11
                      Re: Probably should've done this earlier. Oh well.

                      Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                      Look here, fellow, I don't know where you are, but no matter what the neighbors think, this site has nothing to do with Satan.
                      Friend, Satan wasn't mentioned. Ever. Seeing as you look at the Bible so much I think you'd know how to read.


                      Also, thank you Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork, I really appreciate the confirmation!

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22373

                        #12
                        Re: Probably should've done this earlier. Oh well.

                        Originally posted by FatAssFollower View Post
                        I think you'd know how to read
                        If it wasn't so utterly pathetic, it would be funny that this actually applies to you...

                        This is a huge waste of my time, but here we go. Please read this post: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...03#post1182103 very very carefully. Look at the text you quoted and your response to that text. If you don't see it, try again and again and again. Once you have reached the point that you feel like a complete idiot, you have figured it out. But we all know you never will...
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Vavoline Johnson
                          Mammy
                          Forum Member
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 960

                          #13
                          Re: Probably should've done this earlier. Oh well.

                          Originally posted by FatAssFollower View Post
                          Greetings. 'Tis I. This is where I was supposed to introduce myself, though I've made my way around the forums already and had a few nice chats with the folks here.
                          Well, you aint said NOTHIN to me and I count too!
                          Dontcha no Black Lives matter or aint you watched the Fox news lately?
                          Now, lettme ask you, is your fat butt God given or a fake one like them trashy fat-ass sister on heathen tv who put balloons up their asses?
                          Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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