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  • Saved Ginger
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Sep 2016
    • 1

    #1

    Hi, I'm a new guy.

    I'm new to the Landover Baptist Church Forums. I hope to be welcomed as a brother, listener and path walker.



    Love ~ Ginger
    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN
  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12986

    #2
    Re: Hi, I'm a new guy.

    Originally posted by Saved Ginger View Post
    I'm new to the Landover Baptist Church Forums. I hope to be welcomed as a brother, listener and path walker.



    Love ~ Ginger



    Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: Hi, I'm a new guy.

      "Path walker?" Sounds a little gay, but I'll cautiously welcome you in good spirit anyway.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • I Man Rastafari
        Possibly retarded pothead
        • Oct 2015
        • 1019

        #4
        Re: Hi, I'm a new guy.

        Greetings Red Headed Stranger. I bid you welcome. In my home country of Jamaica people with red hair are often criminals. You had so little to say about yourself that I became suspicious that you have something to hide. This is where you are supposed to tell all about yourself.
        Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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        • Roland
          Obese Swedish Meatball
          Delusional Forum Member
          • May 2014
          • 2193

          #5
          Re: Hi, I'm a new guy.

          Hello Ginger,

          Welcome to this forum. The book of Penelope mentions the occasional red head. Do you fit that picture?

          Kind regards,

          Roland
          Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

          Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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          • Bubba Buck
            Toilet Biter
            • Sep 2016
            • 273

            #6
            Re: Hi, I'm a new guy.

            Saved Ginger. That is an awfully funny name. Were you born with that name? Be honest son. Welcome to Landover. I myself just got here the other day. By any chance do you need saving from the gay? Brother Porter worked miracles on me and now I don't ever have a gay thought in my body. Brother Porter touched me in so many ways.

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            • Brentin
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2016
              • 48

              #7
              Re: Hi, I'm a new guy.

              Originally posted by Bubba Buck View Post
              Saved Ginger. That is an awfully funny name. Were you born with that name? Be honest son. Welcome to Landover. I myself just got here the other day. By any chance do you need saving from the gay? Brother Porter worked miracles on me and now I don't ever have a gay thought in my body. Brother Porter touched me in so many ways.
              My post is not to discredit Brother Porter

              In Psalm 107

              1. O give thanks unto the LORD, for he is good: for his mercy endureth for ever.
              2. Let the redeemed of the LORD say so, whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy;
              3. And gathered them out of the lands, from the east, and from the west, from the north, and from the south.
              4. They wandered in the wilderness in a solitary way; they found no city to dwell in.
              5. Hungry and thirsty, their soul fainted in them.
              6. Then they cried unto the LORD in their trouble, and he delivered them out of their distresses.
              7. And he led them forth by the right way, that they might go to a city of habitation.
              8. Oh that men would praise the LORD for his goodness, and for his wonderful works to the children of men!
              9. For he satisfieth the longing soul, and filleth the hungry soul with goodness.


              It is only by the mercy of God, That one may be redeemed from the wicked vileness of Sin.
              By your post I believe you was hungry and thirsty for direction from your wicked ways.
              And through the direction of the Holy Spirit, you was lead to a city of habitation
              Praise God for what he has done in your life! And as you continue to seek him. He promises to satisfy your longing soul, and fill your hungry soul with Goodness.

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              • BrotherLarry
                Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2014
                • 2263

                #8
                Re: Hi, I'm a new guy.

                Originally posted by Saved Ginger View Post
                I'm new to the Landover Baptist Church Forums. I hope to be welcomed as a brother, listener and path walker.



                Love ~ Ginger

                Welcome, Miss!


                Without much information to go on, it is difficult to provide you with a suitable greeting, but I do hope you'll feel welcome as you tarry in God's Favorite Place of Respite on the Interwebs(c). We are an exceptionally friendly lot and a source of infinitesimal information regarding our faith! If it's out there - you'll find it in Christian folk! Glory!


                Won't you share pertinent information such as how you discovered Christ was the only thing to fill your gaping hole and the congregation where you now fellowship?


                Do you own horses?
                How often do you pray? Where were you baptized? My, I'm so full of questions today. People often tell me, "Brother Larry, You're so full of questions!" LOL


                Looking forward to learning more of you,


                BrotherLarry
                Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                Amen and Amen

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                • Alvin Moss
                  Serving Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 4468

                  #9
                  Re: Hi, I'm a new guy.

                  Originally posted by Saved Ginger View Post
                  I'm new to the Landover Baptist Church Forums. I hope to be welcomed as a brother, listener and path walker.



                  Love ~ Ginger

                  Welcome, unnamed person. Your introduction is as sparse as any I have ever seen. Kindly refer to the instructions and follow them. If you are Christian or seeking salvation you will be warmly accepted as a member of this forum. If, as is more common, you are here to torment Christians, you will attract the attention of God who will send you to the Devil and probably sooner rather than later.
                  God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                  • Didymus Much
                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 14079

                    #10
                    Re: Hi, I'm a new guy.

                    As the jury is still out on whether gingers even have souls in the first place, I'm curious as to how you've determined that you're saved. Please share your evidence and testimony.

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