[Didymus Much]

Re: Bible Student

This is one of their scripture twisting lessons...

I'd expect that Pastor Jones would more appreciate an answer that's not directly plagiarized from BibleLessons.com, but hey that's just me.

[Basilissa]

Re: Bible Student

This is one of their scripture twisting lessons.

(copypasta from an online source deleted)

That's very nice, but you haven't answered Pastor Jones' question:

Why is the position correct or incorrect?

Nor mine:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

And I would answer Miss Basilissa's question. You wouldn't like it on her bad side.

And now I'm in a bad mood.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Bible Student

Then they threw this at me....


John 20:17I ascend unto my Father, and your Father; and to my God, and your God.


John 14:28My Father is greater than I.
I hit them with this....John 10:30-31I and my Father are one. Then the Jews took up stones again to stone him.
It's always those Jews in league with SATAN!!

This isn't bad, actually.

But you'll need to be more polite to your betters and not leave links sitting there from your copy and paste from the SAB again.
Though I am soooooo glad you are reading His Holy Word.
You have a long way to go yet.

Now, let's get to knowing you just a tad better as the beautiful and mis-attributed marital status Miss Baz asked of you.

Name, favorite verse from the Bible and church you attend.

[Sword Of Christ]

Re: Bible Student

This isn't bad, actually.

But you'll need to be more polite to your betters and not leave links sitting there from your copy and paste from the SAB again.
Though I am soooooo glad you are reading His Holy Word.
You have a long way to go yet.

Now, let's get to knowing you just a tad better as the beautiful and mis-attributed marital status Miss Baz asked of you.

Name, favorite verse from the Bible and church you attend.

It's hard to say that I have one particular Bible verse because I think every word of God is awesome and of equal weight.



2 Kings 2:23-25 is good this time of year seeing as how all the agents of Satan have their kid worshipping satan. They need to know the wrath of God. Maybe if we ask for Gods divine justice he will unleash some bears on those who would mock.



Leviticus is always a good read.


Ephesians 6:5 puts a smile on my face because when the Kingdom of Heaven comes the 13th amendment will be repealed and everyone, especially the Negroes will be better off.


David Vitter would agree.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Bible Student

I've heard that some theological colleges have courses to study God's Word in depth, perhaps in languages God chose for the time He revealed His message. The errors of earlier theologians can be appreciated in that way, they suggest.

But here's the worrying bit: which theologians are going to finish up on the ERROR list is declared right up front! Say I was a Romish heretic, obsessing over tasteless statues, muttering to beads, relying on "priests" for the forgiveness of Sin and so on, so off I go to the catholic university and surprise surprise the correct understanding—the one they teach—legitimises obsessing over tasteless statues, muttering to beads and relying on priests for forgiveness. Well, I knew that before I enrolled; it was a papist establishment from the outset!

Or the Ukrainian Orthodox or Zoroastrian or Methodist or Nigerian Pentecostalist or even the Mormon and Jehovah's Witnesses colleges. You know what you're going to "discover" when you sign up. How likely is it that in the spirit of free enquiry at your chosen dogma mill you'll discover answers to your questions other than the ones you had before you asked the questions? Zero, and that's putting it higher than it deserves.

I will try a diagram.

.Heresy 1.	.Heresy 2.	.Heresy 3.	.Heresy 4.	.Heresy 5.

In this my heresy is heresy #2.
Next is a list of colleges offering theological courses.
Some of them are Roman Catholic, some are Methodist, there are plenty of heresies and they all have their own colleges.

COLLEGE	HERESY	OUTCOME
College 1		dogma reinforced torment in HELL forever
College 2		dogma reinforced torment in HELL forever
College 3		dogma reinforced torment in HELL forever
College 4		dogma reinforced torment in HELL forever
College 5		dogma reinforced torment in HELL forever
College 6		dogma reinforced torment in HELL forever
College 7		dogma reinforced torment in HELL forever
College 8		dogma reinforced torment in HELL forever
College 9		?
College10		dogma reinforced torment in HELL forever
College11		dogma reinforced torment in HELL forever

One college stands out for me, in this example. And sure enough at College 9 I have all the answers I wanted, confirmed. I know that before I go there. That's WHY I go there. Does a Mohammedan attend the Zoroastrian college? Of course not. Do Roman Catholics sign up for Mormon establishments? Very unlikely. Papists have their own dogma to reinforce and pay little attention to the ravings of Joseph Smith.

Bible believing Christians do not need dogma. The Bible is entirely explicit: God's instruction needs no understanding beyond that of a small child. Everything of importance is covered in easy to understand language. Theological books, the sources of dogma and superstitious belief systems, are not easy to understand. They use big words like antidisestablishmentarian and posttribulationalpremillennialist.

MATTHEW 18 .KJV . context
2 And Jesus called a little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them,
3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Ask some children if they know what those words mean. And make sure they come within the age group mentioned by Jesus: LITTLE children. NOT child prodigies who are fluent in Greek & Latin and were admitted to university aged 9 because they'd covered school curricula already and were starting to smash things up.

In the chart, in my imagined persona subscribing to heresy #2, there's a blank with "?" —— what do you think is the outcome for students at College 9. What happens to people who choose knowingly to ignore reality and enrol there to have their heresy reinforced.

Christians do not have that problem.

Christians have The Truth.

Thank you Jesus.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Bible Student

I am on the Board LBC College of Biblical Studies. Please place a request for a admittance package along with a certified check for $879.00 US dollars (payable to Ezekiel Flint) for handling and processing. Once you have completed the package and provided ten years of your parents 1040's and tangible proof of net worth along with a extremely generous tithe to prove you really will do what ever it takes to get Jesus to care about you. Your file will be processed by the admissions committee and if anything else is needed you will be informed. Please provide photographs of your entire extended family and let them know they may be asked to participate in the vetting process and will be required to sign a waiver of absolute dissolution of responsibility for LBC and an ironclad certificate of confidentiality, punishable by stoning.

[handmaiden]

Re: Bible Student

Christians have The Truth.

Thank you Jesus.

Of course, it's important to remember how many people out in the world call themselves Christians.

True Christians(tm) have the Real Truth(tm)


Thank you, , and .

Correctly Yours,


Handmaiden

[Sword Of Christ]

Re: Bible Student

I'd expect that Pastor Jones would more appreciate an answer that's not directly plagiarized from BibleLessons.com, but hey that's just me.

It would seem that I have been scammed more than I knew and that my instructors are not even creating their own lesson plans.

[Sword Of Christ]

Re: Bible Student

Of course, it's important to remember how many people out in the world call themselves Christians.

True Christians™ have the Real Truth™


Thank you, , and .

Correctly Yours,


Handmaiden

False Christians are the worst. The are far worse than Muslims. False Christians like that sissy boy Joel Olsteen and his harlot wife make me sick.

[handmaiden]

Re: Bible Student

False Christians are the worst. The are far worse than Muslims. False Christians like that sissy boy Joel Olsteen and his harlot wife make me sick.

Well, of course! Muslims at least know in some deep corner of their minds that they are going to hell for not loving Jesus. False Christians are deluding themselves into thinking that they love Jesus more than they love themselves.


Non-delusionally Yours,


Handmaiden

[Sword Of Christ]

Re: Bible Student

Well, of course! Muslims at least know in some deep corner of their minds that they are going to hell for not loving Jesus. False Christians are deluding themselves into thinking that they love Jesus more than they love themselves.


Non-delusionally Yours,


Handmaiden

While both are on the Hell train which ones do you think are the most unredeemable?

[handmaiden]

Re: Bible Student

While both are on the Hell train which ones do you think are the most unredeemable?

False Christians. It is just about impossible to make them see that they are not following the WHOLE Bible and that their skewed belief system doesn't make sense.


People who aren't claiming to follow the Bible have fewer bad habits to break.


Transparently Yours,


Handmaiden

[Sword Of Christ]

Re: Bible Student

False Christians. It is just about impossible to make them see that they are not following the WHOLE Bible and that their skewed belief system doesn't make sense.


People who aren't claiming to follow the Bible have fewer bad habits to break.


Transparently Yours,


Handmaiden

I have read that some of the Mudslime who came to Europe have converted to Christianity but I still don't trust them. The upside is Muslims have a lot of zeal and if they can become zealots for Christ maybe they will attack the Vatican.


Wouldn't it be great if we could convert ISIS to Christianity using enhanced baptism, what the liebruls call water boarding? Small price to pay for salvation.


Is enhanced baptism used here at LBC?

[Basilissa]

Re: Bible Student

I have read that some of the Mudslime who came to Europe have converted to Christianity but I still don't trust them. The upside is Muslims have a lot of zeal and if they can become zealots for Christ maybe they will attack the Vatican.


Wouldn't it be great if we could convert ISIS to Christianity using enhanced baptism, what the liebruls call water boarding? Small price to pay for salvation.


Is enhanced baptism used here at LBC?

It is certainly encouraged.