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  • I need some answers

    What do you guys do with all the minorities in your area? They are obviously filthy non-believing scum that should be exterminated

    What are some methods you guys have for shoving your beliefs down their disgusting un-holy throats?

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    Re: I need some answers

    Hello, Mr Meme, and welcome to the forum.

    First off, as True Christians™ we are obligated to obey the law of the land (Rom 13:1-6; 1 Pet 2:13-17). We don't do anything with minorities that would be illegal or unChristian. That being said, if Old Testament law were to become the law of the land, we would zealously obey.

    What are some methods you guys have for shoving your beliefs down their throats?
    There are two main methods:

    1. Preach to them

    Mk 16:15 And [Jesus] said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.

    2. Have nothing to do with them

    2 Cor 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

    Now, Mr Meme, we would like to know more about you. Where do you go to church? What is your favorite passage of the Bible? How were you saved?
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    • #3
      Re: I need some answers

      Originally posted by ILikeGod'sMeme View Post
      What do you guys do with all the minorities in your area? They are obviously filthy non-believing scum that should be exterminated

      What are some methods you guys have for shoving your beliefs down their disgusting un-holy throats?
      Before you get the wrong idea here son, the object here is to not allow them to migrate here in the first place - sort of what you do at your local country club.

      In many respects I can't imagine why they would want to come here anyway if they were properly informed. Imagine recounting three fisted tales of Jesus in the Bible (KJV1611) with your local bartender named Mohammed, or a migrant respecting our Christian pork culture - with bacon and eggs, ham and eggs, BLT's, BBQ pork ribs, and pulled pork sandwiches.

      Consider also the trouble caused by burqa clad checkout lane employees refusing to ring up bacon and beer - or the productivity lost when they want a break to pray 5 times a day (as if they've never heard of Sunday). We also don’t take a siesta every afternoon either.

      I'm always amused at the lieberal Hellywood elite that announce they're leaving the country if Trump was elected - you don't see them announcing they're moving to Iran, Syria, Mexico, Venezuela, Cuba, or some other multicultural squalor hellhole they always seem to be worshiping.
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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      • #4
        Re: I need some answers

        Originally posted by ILikeGod'sMeme View Post
        What do you guys do with all the minorities in your area? They are obviously filthy non-believing scum that should be exterminated

        What are some methods you guys have for shoving your beliefs down their disgusting un-holy throats?
        Uh, just in case you've never seen a politician having a rally in Iowa on tv, here it is:

        There are no minorities in Iowa. Period.
        God created fossils to test our faith.

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        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
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        • #5
          Re: I need some answers

          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
          Uh, just in case you've never seen a politician having a rally in Iowa on tv, here it is:

          There are no minorities in Iowa. Period.
          I agree, but in the end, True Christians, really True Christians, are a minority in Iowa and everywhere else, Freehold being the exception.


          I don't know why these guys are asking what would WE do with minorities, when True Christians are like 1% of the global population.


          The real question is what they do with us, and that is to forbide most of our biblical laws in the name of "common sense" "human rights" and "cultural evolution"
          1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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          • #6
            Re: I need some answers

            Meme, I am troubled by the hate and bigotry in your post. We here at the Landover Baptist Church have only love in our hearts, and we are rigorously kind to all of the little brown people.
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            • #7
              Re: I need some answers

              Apparently the poster has never heard of our Niglet program, our Ex-Nigra program, and all of the other outreaches Landover provides to those not fortunate enough to have been born Caucasian. If we were racist or harbored ill will toward anyone, why would we bother to minister to the lesser races? It would make no sense and would, in fact, be hypocritical.


              Praise God, WE know the truth of our ministry, and GOD blesses us because of it.
              Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
              “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

              Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
              Amen and Amen

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