[Basilissa]

Re: Just Moved Here

Silly dear.

Sweetie, thank you for your persecution. It reassures me that I'm right and you're wrong:

Matthew 5:10 Blessed [are] they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

No one can interpret God's Word.

Then please stop doing it!

There is no God. Aren't you excited about the next season of Game of Thrones. Jon Snow is better than Jesus. Pretty sure that will take your mind off of things like worship and salvation.

I will pray for you. As long as you don't blaspheme against the Holy Ghost, there's still a chance for you:

Matthew 12:32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the [world] to come.

Everyone should be tolerant of homosexuals and transexuals.

Eww!

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

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Sweetie, are you OK? I knew already that you were not the brightest bulb in the chandelier, but you seem to be loosing coherence really fast!

[crazy_person11]

Re: Just Moved Here

Matthew 5:10 Blessed [are] they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

What is this? Why does it make my eyes burn? HAHAHA the boy is fighting back, he can't overcome me.

Matthew 12:32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the [world] to come.

Stop this! Do not speak of that foul creature! Why do these words make the boy's flesh burn? I will preach my word to you as I like. I hide in the light.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

This boy did nothing but fetch coffee for far greater people. He only had the position he did because he was a power bottom and you will ALL....

Uh guys? I'm sorry, I was microwaving some mac n cheese when I felt overcome by something. Then hours passed and I don't know what happened. When I got back there were five 12 packs of coke and 10 boxes of Kellogg's Rice Krispies in my kitchen.

I swear I haven't done any drugs since this morning and I don't know what all the text above is (I AM NOT GAY!). There's graffiti everywhere that says "The United States is at war with Syria and in an alliance with Saudi Arabia". Please pray for me, I want to make it to my baptism tomorrow.

[Roland]

Re: Just Moved Here

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At least you do your name honour.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Just Moved Here

Crazy Person 11, are you here to spread crazy UFO theories, or are you here to worship Jesus Christ?

[crazy_person11]

Re: Just Moved Here

Crazy Person 11, are you here to spread crazy UFO theories, or are you here to worship Jesus Christ?

Why can't I do both?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Just Moved Here

Because UFOs don't exist, friend. UFOs and alien abductions are nothing more than daemonism in disguise.

Please search this forum's threads on the topics of science and astronomy, and you will learn that the Bible tells us the "planets" are essentially ornaments hanging above the firmament. They are much to small to support life of any kind.

[crazy_person11]

Re: Just Moved Here

Because UFOs don't exist, friend. UFOs and alien abductions are nothing more than daemonism in disguise.

I never said anything about UFOs or alien abduction, and yes aliens are daemonism. Lizard people are aliens, aliens are demons. Demons are everywhere in the Bible. Demons feed off our negative emotions. I've seen things that have put the fear of God in me. He's real and so is Santa and so is Jesus.

[Basilissa]

Re: Just Moved Here

I never said anything about UFOs or alien abduction, and yes aliens are daemonism. Lizard people are aliens, aliens are demons.

Sweetie, I'm still waiting for you to present actual Biblical evidence for any of that.







No, I'm not holding my breath.

[crazy_person11]

Re: Just Moved Here

Sweetie, I'm still waiting for you to present actual Biblical evidence for any of that.







No, I'm not holding my breath.

Why? When I use scriptures it just get dismissed or I'm interpreting it wrong. I'm not trying to convince anyone of anything. The Bible is there for all of us to interpret. I've said what I wanted to say, and I'm sure you realize that something is wrong with the world. Nothing we say even matters, because as I've said, we're in the end times.

I'm getting ready for the rough times ahead. I suggest everyone do the same. I've hired Mexicans from Home Depot to build my bunker. Keep things simple, save up on water, rice, beans, and oats. Don't forget some salt, pepper, and sugar. I'll try and get a wife before the Tribulation so I'll get some diapers and baby food too.

[Roland]

Re: Just Moved Here

Why? [...]
I'm getting ready for the rough times ahead. I suggest everyone do the same. I've hired Mexicans from Home Depot to build my bunker. Keep things simple, save up on water, rice, beans, and oats. Don't forget some salt, pepper, and sugar. I'll try and get a wife before the Tribulation so I'll get some diapers and baby food too.

Hello crazy_person,

Why are you holding back? If you are going this route, at least you should mention which guns you prefer and how much ammunition you recommend one should have.

Kind regards,

Roland

[Basilissa]

Re: Just Moved Here

Why? When I use scriptures it just get dismissed or I'm interpreting it wrong. I'm not trying to convince anyone of anything. The Bible is there for all of us to interpret.

Wrong.

The Bible is to be read as is. No interpretation. That means, if the Bible doesn't say lizard people exist, that means that they don't.

If you really want to study elusive creatures which do exist, may I recommend unicorns?

Isaiah 34:7 And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.

[crazy_person11]

Re: Just Moved Here

Hello crazy_person,

Why are you holding back? If you are going this route, at least you should mention which guns you prefer and how much ammunition you recommend one should have.

Kind regards,

Roland

Guns and ammo are kinda useless when you're facing people who have an earthquake weapon and I have a superstrain of AIDs.

[crazy_person11]

Re: Just Moved Here

Wrong.

The Bible is to be read as is. No interpretation. That means, if the Bible doesn't say lizard people exist, that means that they don't.

Fine, I'll just call them demons if that will make everyone more comfortable.

If you really want to study elusive creatures which do exist, may I recommend unicorns?

Isaiah 34:7 And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.

I thought only virgins could see them or is that weird English fairy lore lies?

[Basilissa]

Re: Just Moved Here

Fine, I'll just call them demons if that will make everyone more comfortable.

I see progress!

I thought only virgins could see them or is that weird English fairy lore lies?

The Bible says that they are strong (Numbers 23:22, 24:8), their horns are like Joseph's (Deuteronomy 33:17), they are certainly elusive (Job 39:9-10), but when they are encountered by people, they are extremely dangerous (Psalm 22:21, Isaiah 34:7). They do skip (Psalm 29:6), and their horns are exalted (Psalm 92:10).

Nothing about virgins, though.

[crazy_person11]

Re: Just Moved Here

their horns are like Joseph's (Deuteronomy 33:17)

Furries are real?!