[Roland]

Re: Just Moved Here

Furries are real?!

Whom else did you think you got that super strain of AIDS from?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Just Moved Here

Furries are real?!

You read that wrong, McFly. "Are like" =/= "dresses like."

But yes, furries are real, and they're a real problem.

[crazy_person11]

Re: Just Moved Here

You read that wrong, McFly. "Are like" =/= "dresses like."

But yes, furries are real, and they're a real problem.

Thank you for the clarification. I knew God couldn't approve of furries. They're going to [PERVERTED FURRY LINGO REMOVED BY MODERATOR, THE WORD "BURN" WILL SUFFICE] in hell.

[crazy_person11]

Re: Just Moved Here

Guys, I got baptized on Sunday and it was a pretty cool thing but at the third dunk I threw up about 5 gallons of black smoke. I don't know how close you all were to our pools but I don't know where that black smoke went.

I met a very nice and studious widow. She has been left childless but her husband did have a brother. I don't know if I ask her father for her hand or the husband's brother? He said he wasn't going to marry her because he was only 16 (pussy, right?) and wanted to go to Prom with the Head Cheerleader.

My baptism expelled my demonrat tendencies and I no longer feel the need to get venti soy vanilla lattes when I see a Starbucks. God has shed his blessing on me but I fear that California is victim to the demon's earthquake weapons.

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Just Moved Here

Guns and ammo are kinda useless when you're facing people who have an earthquake weapon and I have a superstrain of AIDs.

What evidence do you have that someone is causing natural disasters, spreading diseases and manipulating world events and leaders for the benefit of a small group of elites? Sounds paranoid to me. It must make you feel very important, though, to know what's really going on while all the rest of us blindly serve as puppets.

The Bible makes it very clear that God is the puppet master, and He does everything for the benefit of the few He has chosen (Mt 22:14) to rule with Him (2 Tim 2:12).

Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the Lord hath not done it?

Ps 148:7-8
7 Praise the Lord from the earth, ye dragons, and all deeps:
8 Fire, and hail; snow, and vapours; stormy wind fulfilling his word:

Rom 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.

Rom 8:28 And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.

I feel really blessed to know God's will, unlike those blind fools who can't see His hidden agenda.

Mt 11:25 At that time Jesus answered and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes.

Jn 12:40 He hath blinded their eyes, and hardened their heart; that they should not see with their eyes, nor understand with their heart, and be converted, and I should heal them.

[crazy_person11]

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What evidence do you have that someone is causing natural disasters, spreading diseases and manipulating world events and leaders for the benefit of a small group of elites? Sounds paranoid to me. It must make you feel very important, though, to know what's really going on while all the rest of us blindly serve as puppets.

The Bible makes it very clear that God is the puppet master, and He does everything for the benefit of the few He has chosen (Mt 22:14) to rule with Him (2 Tim 2:12).

I'd be quite happy to ramble and rave about the muslims and the "queen of heaven". The impending super holocaust that will take place on God fearing Christians and all that.

I'm not super important or anything, I just got over demonrat brainwashing and want to share the good word with my new brothers and sisters.

You could learn everything I know if you did what I did and take 20 minutes of your day to watch conspiracy theory videos. There are many false ones but many correlate with demons and the end times that we are in.

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

Re: Just Losin' My Mind

I had to get out of California. I worked for the mayor of a certain city and walked in on him having an orgy with little boys while praising Moloch. When he saw me, he offered to give me an Indian kid. I must've looked horrified because when I refused, he had security take me to a military base.

They forced me to watch movies about how the left is great and hooked me up to machines and asked me things like if I loved abortions and reassured me that the government knew what it was doing and I shouldn't think about it. I was let out after two weeks, after I convinced them that I was a good demonrat atheist.

The first thing I did was get a bus ticket to anywhere that wasn't infested with commie pedos. That's how I ended up here. The first thing I did was buy a gun, then I registered as a republican.

I have to admit that I wasn't very religious before, but now I know the demonrats worship the devil. I need to make things right with God. I need salvation through Jesus. I want to repent for my previous sins and pray that cities in California experience their own Sodom and Gammorah.

I really need to get a baptism as soon as possible. I don't know how long they'll let me stay normal before they try to brainwash me again. If I start acting like a God-less demonrat, then you'll know that I've been compromised.

I have seen the face of the enemy and he is very real. The only way to combat him is with prayer. If anyone tries to implant you with a RFID chip, just let them kill you instead. RFID chips are the mark of the beast. See you this Sunday.

Friend, you must submit to your Illuminati overlord. The chemtrails and fluoride are for your benefit. Socialism will dominate the globe. Satanic Juche is powerful. The grace of your dark master Satan be with you. Seize the means of production. 420 epic meme.

[Basilissa]

Re: Just Moved Here

You could learn everything I know if you did what I did and take 20 minutes of your day to watch conspiracy theory videos. There are many false ones but many correlate with demons and the end times that we are in.

When will you finally learn that everything you need and want to know is in Holy Bible? Those videos you speak of are just waste of time, as you say many are false, and even if some agree with the Bible - the Bible says it all so much better!!

[crazy_person11]

Re: Just Losin' My Mind

Friend, you must submit to your Illuminati overlord. The chemtrails and fluoride are for your benefit. Socialism will dominate the globe. Satanic Juche is powerful. The grace of your dark master Satan be with you. Seize the means of production. 420 epic meme.

I could embrace that but it would cause me to return to being a demonrat origins. I now buy gold and prep for the end of days and don't want to remember my disgraceful leftist roles when blessed Jesus arises to save us from ourselves.

When will you finally learn that everything you need and want to know is in Holy Bible? Those videos you speak of are just waste of time, as you say many are false, and even if some agree with the Bible - the Bible says it all so much better!!

I have been reading, friend. I'm confused by the obvious Ham is evil and so was his family especially if you look into Nimrod but Isaac is so great? What happened to Seth and his kids? It's kinda obvious that the demons have edited our beloved Holy Bible to exclude the fact that God froze the anti-christ and Jesus in the same location in Antarctica. The globalists will ultimately decide our fate, I hope the pick Jesus over the anti-christ.

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Just Losin' My Mind

I have been reading, friend. I'm confused by the obvious Ham is evil and so was his family especially if you look into Nimrod but Isaac is so great?

All the Bible tells us is that Noah cursed Ham's son because Ham saw him naked and told his brothers. What is there to be confused about?

Gen 9:20-27
20 And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:
21 And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.
22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
23 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.
24 And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
26 And he said, Blessed be the Lord God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.
27 God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

What happened to Seth and his kids?

Ummm . . . look around you.

If you'd read Genesis 5, you would know Noah was descended from Seth. If you'd read Genesis 7:23, you would know Noah and his family were the only people who survived the Flood. And if you'd read Genesis 9:1-19, you would know God commanded Noah and his sons to repopulate the earth. So in case you can't figure it out, that means all 7 billion people alive today are descended from Seth.

As for Seth himself, he died of extremely old age (Gen 5:8).

It's kinda obvious that the demons have edited our beloved Holy Bible to exclude the fact that God froze the anti-christ and Jesus in the same location in Antarctica. The globalists will ultimately decide our fate, I hope the pick Jesus over the anti-christ.

Don't you feel just a little ridiculous making such outlandish claims? Jesus is sitting at the right hand of the Father in heaven. And He's not frozen in ice; He's busy interceding on behalf of all True Christians(tm).

Romans 8:34 Who is he that condemneth? It is Christ that died, yea rather, that is risen again, who is even at the right hand of God, who also maketh intercession for us.

Once He's had enough of interceding, He'll come back and decide everyone's fate.

Rev 20:11-12, 15
11 And I saw a great white throne, and him that sat on it, from whose face the earth and the heaven fled away; and there was found no place for them.
12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
[. . .]
15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Just Losin' My Mind

Hello. I've read all your posts and hope you're feeling a bit better now.

It was surprising for me to notice that you have a microwave oven? I do not permit any such device in my home which is in a radio shadow so that radio and television signals are not available. Apparently above ground electricity supply can pick up TV signals so I've had everything moved underground. This is not because I'm mad but for other reasons; it is never necessary for me to go into a coffee-house because I roast my own coffee beans and prepare everything below 95°C served black with whatever cakes are appropriate (which I make myself). Superficially we may have some things in common then, which is why I was surprised to read that you were "microwaving" something.

I was microwaving some mac n cheese

My question is about the reptilians. Are you saying that goblins are one type of alien and pixies are another type of alien and gnomes are a third type of alien, elves, fairies, brownies, sprites & leprechauns being fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh & eighth types of alien? One such group is reptilian you say. Is there any reason why these (the reptilians) couldn't come from Earth? and secondly, how long do they live?

Welcome to Landover.

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

Re: Just Losin' My Mind

I could embrace that but it would cause me to return to being a demonrat origins. I now buy gold and prep for the end of days and don't want to remember my disgraceful leftist roles when blessed Jesus arises to save us from ourselves.

Friend, leftism is the way. You should be a leftist. Buy bitcoin.