1 Thessalonians 5:14 And we urge you, brothers, admonish the idle, encourage the fainthearted, help the weak, be patient with them all.
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Hello, mp3 error, andOriginally posted by 3MP3ER0RR View Post1 Thessalonians 5:14 And we urge you, brothers, admonish the idle, encourage the fainthearted, help the weak, be patient with them all.
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Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is (I assume it's the one you posted, but why does it speak to you?) and how you came to find Jesus.God created fossils to test our faith.
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True Christian™ Love.
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Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
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Wasn't there some fool earlier claiming to be the "blood emperor" or "blood god" looney that got banned recently and is similar to this new user?
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Welcome friend! I am sorry, but I do not speak gibberish so I am unable to respond with your actual name. Mine is James, J-A-M-E-S. Have your caregiver help you with the tricky part.
God is MAGNIFICENT, isn't He? Perfection in a man of a physical image that I wish I could emulate. Tall, Blonde, blue steely gaze all while kind and giving but at the same time, more than reasonable and doling out sever punishment for failing to follow he exacting words in the KJV Bible.
Tell us all about you and how you have walked through life with God leading the way and you following.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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You're confused, dear. Mr. Hutchins is not an emperor. You see, there are no kings in the United States of America. Mr. Hutchins is merely a humble, working man who dedicates his life to the service of Jesus.Originally posted by Ineptus Astartes View PostThe Emperor speaks...Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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I assume you could not possibly be talking about me. You must be speaking about the Holy Spirit. He talks to all who take a minute out of their pointless lives to listen.Originally posted by Ineptus Astartes View PostThe Emperor speaks...
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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