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  • 3MP3ER0RR
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • May 2017
    • 1

    #1

    Hi there !

    1 Thessalonians 5:14 And we urge you, brothers, admonish the idle, encourage the fainthearted, help the weak, be patient with them all.
    Without the Hope there can be no Future
    We have purpose
  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12984

    #2
    Re: Hi there !

    Originally posted by 3MP3ER0RR View Post
    1 Thessalonians 5:14 And we urge you, brothers, admonish the idle, encourage the fainthearted, help the weak, be patient with them all.
    Hello, mp3 error, and to our Godly forum!

    Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is (I assume it's the one you posted, but why does it speak to you?) and how you came to find Jesus.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Bubba Buck
      Toilet Biter
      • Sep 2016
      • 273

      #3
      Re: Hi there !

      Wasn't there some fool earlier claiming to be the "blood emperor" or "blood god" looney that got banned recently and is similar to this new user?

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #4
        Re: Hi there !

        Welcome friend! I am sorry, but I do not speak gibberish so I am unable to respond with your actual name. Mine is James, J-A-M-E-S. Have your caregiver help you with the tricky part.
        God is MAGNIFICENT, isn't He? Perfection in a man of a physical image that I wish I could emulate. Tall, Blonde, blue steely gaze all while kind and giving but at the same time, more than reasonable and doling out sever punishment for failing to follow he exacting words in the KJV Bible.
        Tell us all about you and how you have walked through life with God leading the way and you following.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Ineptus Ass-burger-es
          Unsaved trash
          Claims to be a male prostitute in the temple of Astarte
          • May 2017
          • 64

          #5
          Re: Hi there !

          The Emperor speaks...
          This is reserved for KJV only -- ADMIN.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #6
            Re: Hi there !

            Originally posted by Ineptus Astartes View Post
            The Emperor speaks...
            You're confused, dear. Mr. Hutchins is not an emperor. You see, there are no kings in the United States of America. Mr. Hutchins is merely a humble, working man who dedicates his life to the service of Jesus.
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #7
              Re: Hi there !

              Originally posted by Ineptus Astartes View Post
              The Emperor speaks...
              I assume you could not possibly be talking about me. You must be speaking about the Holy Spirit. He talks to all who take a minute out of their pointless lives to listen.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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