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  • #46
    Re: All hail my one and only brain cell!

    Originally posted by IdiotDuVillage69 View Post
    No use on replying, i'm done arguing, i won't reply to anyone anymore, your f*cking bible is pissing me off.
    What's frustrating you, dear? The fact that people have faith and are not interested in your talking them out of it, or the fact that you aren't invited to the Greatest Wedding Feast / After-Party in the universe? Because your invitation is written, it's just waiting for you to open and accept!


    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #47
      Re: All hail my one and only brain cell!

      Originally posted by IdiotDuVillage69 View Post
      Ok, i'm piffleing done arguing with you guys, there's no point... No point at all, you are all piffleing crazy with your stupid god. You guys haven't seen God once and you are all talking like he was actually existing, keep believing whatever you want, but i'm so piffleing out. I have never seen so much stupidity in one thread, i've shown the conversation to a christian dude, and he is flabbergasted, you guys are out of your mind!

      A damn, i'm even sure if you guys had to make a decision between your life or the bible, you guys would actually take the bible!

      What a waste of semen, i actually have pity for you... It was probably not easy with such parents, offering to their child such a painful treatment... You guys are so brainwashed, i can simply not believe that!

      It's simply impossible to argue with you because your arguments turn around the piffleing bible, i'm so tired of it! This is unbearable!!
      OK.

      Please feel free to come back when you're done having temper tantrums and when you are ready to have an actual intelligent discussion on the topic of faith, God, Bible, or any other related issue.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • #48
        Re: All hail my one and only brain cell!

        Originally posted by IdiotDuVillage69 View Post
        ...your f*cking bible is pissing me off.
        Someone's getting their little fee-fee's hurt.

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        • #49
          Re: All hail my one and only brain cell!

          Originally posted by IdiotDuVillage69 View Post
          Ok, i'm piffleing done arguing with you guys, there's no point... No point at all, you are all piffleing crazy with your stupid god.
          Ah, there's your problem. You equate "argue" with "fight". We are trying to invite you to debate, not fight. A debate can have validity, even when there is no clear winner. It can open the mind to new lines of thinking, and lead to new questions.

          You guys haven't seen God once and you are all talking like he was actually existing,
          For many people, that is the whole point of faith. And that is why trying to change the minds of True Believers™ is such a challenging task. In a way, you are a "True Believer™" in atheism, but you can't quite articulate your position very clearly. People like you are the reason why many Christians have hope. You have such a poor grasp of your own worldview that it is likely some life experience will lead you to accept Christ in a moment of crisis or whatever. Furthermore, you can't mount a considered defense against the Bible, so no serious Christian is afraid that you could wear away at their membership and powerbase.
          . . . keep believing whatever you want, but i'm so piffleing out.
          Well, of course we will keep believing what we want! Everybody believes what they want. You will never be able to introduce an iota of doubt in anyone's mind if you put so little effort into clarifying your own beliefs and instead spew out insults and profanity.
          I have never seen so much stupidity in one thread, i've shown the conversation to a christian dude, and he is flabbergasted, you guys are out of your mind!
          An example of my point. There are a lot of different people claiming to be Christians in this world, a few may be out of their minds, but most are not. The ones who effectively change the world are NOT out of their minds. There are in your state and federal legislatures.

          A damn, i'm even sure if you guys had to make a decision between your life or the bible, you guys would actually take the bible!
          If you were adamantly certain that eternal torture was the penalty for rejecting the Bible's authority and that your life was just a test to see whether you would escape said torture, you would make the same decision.
          What a waste of semen,
          Semen is wasted when you masturbate or use birth control. There are people working to end those practices. With people such as yourself comprising the opposition, their battle is half won.
          It's simply impossible to argue with you because your arguments turn around the piffleing bible, i'm so tired of it! This is unbearable!!
          It's almost like the game is rigged, isn't it? But is that because God is on our side? Or is it because you suck at playing the game?
          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

          Guns For God and the Economy

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          • #50
            Re: All hail my one and only brain cell!

            IdiotDuVillage69 was a true hero. I look up to them.

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            • #51
              Re: All hail my one and only brain cell!

              Originally posted by BannableAccount View Post
              IdiotDuVillage69 was a true hero. I look up to them.
              No, he was not. He had potential. But he wasn't willing to put in the work of understanding the Bible and its enormous influence on the world.


              Right now, he is wrapped up in a world of his own, which is understandable to a degree. But if he thinks that he can influence the thoughts of others, he needs to get clear on what he believes and why he believes it. Then he needs to communicate those beliefs without resorting to name-calling.


              There are people in this world who will disagree with him. Some of those people are stupid, but many are not. He, himself, is not stupid, but he was arguing stupidly.


              Maybe Jesus will give him another chance.
              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

              Guns For God and the Economy

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              • #52
                Re: All hail my one and only brain cell!

                Originally posted by IdiotDuVillage69 View Post
                No use on replying, i'm done arguing, i won't reply to anyone anymore, your f*cking bible is pissing me off.

                Your profanity shows you are unsaved and needing direction and knowledge like me. Perhaps we could be prayer buddies, I am new here also but willing and desperately wanting to be intensively educated by the elders of this group. If you repent, we can do it together.

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