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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #16
    Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors

    Yesh I been drinking. SO WHAT?N ITS VETERAN'S DAY


    Who hast he traint

    WHO HAS TH E TRANNY SLUT'S PHONE NUMBER? I am going to bring her to the LORD
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    • Bubba Buck
      Toilet Biter
      • Sep 2016
      • 273

      #17
      Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors

      Hello TransGirl. Welcome to the forums. One day I hope the lord sets you back on the path to you acting like a man like you were born to be. Anyone can be saved with enough prayer and bible study's. I used to be a big homosexual until Jesus showed me that I was living a life of sin. Some day I hope to be saved. Until then I keep praying.

      Matthew 7:21-23 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

      Romans 12:1-10 I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, [which is] your reasonable service.

      I'll do what I can to help you. We'll start by using the name you were born with "Mark". Brother Porter helped put me on the right path when I first joined these forums with bible study at his cabin in the woods. Hopefully if he sees your post he can help put you on the right path as well Mark.

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10050

        #18
        Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors

        Very hung over right now

        Can not keep anything down


        Head hurt


        Please pray
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        • BrotherLarry
          Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2014
          • 2266

          #19
          Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors

          All I can say is this: Wine is a mocker! (Proverbs 20:1) As the Word of God points out, you are not wise, Faith Machine. Not wise at all. We are to let our light shine. We are to be the salt that doesn't lose its savor. We are to be the beacon that leads others to Jesus.


          I rebuke you, Faith Machine, for discrediting our Lord God by defiling your temple with the nectar of the devil.


          Lovingly,
          BrotherLarry
          Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
          “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

          Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
          Amen and Amen

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #20
            Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors

            Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
            All I can say is this: Wine is a mocker! (Proverbs 20:1) As the Word of God points out, you are not wise, Faith Machine. Not wise at all. We are to let our light shine. We are to be the salt that doesn't lose its savor. We are to be the beacon that leads others to Jesus.


            I rebuke you, Faith Machine, for discrediting our Lord God by defiling your temple with the nectar of the devil.


            Lovingly,
            BrotherLarry
            Maybe Faith Machine was courting a young woman who was in fact a dangerous Jezebel in disguise. If it can happen to a Biblically Grounded Bible-Believing Church Preacher Jack Schaap, it could happen to Faith Machine, a simple man living in a land of sin.
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10050

              #21
              Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors

              how do i delete my posts?
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              • Bubba Buck
                Toilet Biter
                • Sep 2016
                • 273

                #22
                Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors

                There's a rule I believe against deleting posts. To do so would mean you're trying to hide stuff from the Lord. Just own up to whatever it is Faith Machine and repent. I'm a little worried about you. Your behavior is unusual today. Should I call up Brother Porter to see if he has free time to invite you to his cabin?

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050

                  #23
                  Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors

                  Don't worry, I just needed to taste "the hair of the dog that bit me," as they say. Got some breakfast in me, and now we're firing up the Veteran's Day barbecue while I ease into my afternoon with a refreshing Seagram's 7 and 7.
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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050

                    #24
                    Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors

                    Now my stupid aunt says I burned the steaks.

                    Dumb cow
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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050

                      #25
                      Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors

                      It's called barbecue for a reason, you oppressive, smothering old biddy!

                      B A R B E C U E
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                      • Faith_Machine
                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 10050

                        #26
                        Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors

                        7-Up is all gone so we're doing Seagram's on the rocks, unless somebody wants to run to the store and get more soda
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                        • Basilissa
                          South of the Border outreach program
                          True Christian™
                           
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 12997

                          #27
                          Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors

                          Most beloved Brother Faith Machine. While I know that a little wine just makes people merry:

                          Genesis 43:34 And he took and sent messes unto them from before him: but Benjamin's mess was five times so much as any of theirs. And they drank, and were merry with him.

                          Ecclesiastes 9:7 Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepteth thy works.

                          Ecclesiastes 10:19 A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things.

                          And while being merry is good:

                          Proverbs 15:3 A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance: but by sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken.

                          ...It appears that you might be acting a little bit too merry (ehem, again, ehem), if you know what I mean.

                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10050

                            #28
                            Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors

                            Sofa king wasted rights now! BBQ was dishaster!

                            Which one of you cork soakers has the tranny slut- - what's her name?


                            Mabeline?


                            Which one of you faggits hash MMarbeline's contact info?


                            Do not fydge wuth me!
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                            • Faith_Machine
                              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 10050

                              #29
                              Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors

                              Who is comment over to help me drunk this Knob Creek bourbon? Don' leave me handing.

                              Hanging


                              Don't leave me hanging!


                              Unless your don't love veterans
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                              • Faith_Machine
                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 10050

                                #30
                                Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors

                                I shiukd not be alone right now
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