[Basilissa]

Re: Please allow me to introduce myself

BTW, can nobody here answer any questions? What's wrong with you all.

My dear, the Holy Bible has all of the relevant answers to all of the relevant questions.

That means, if there is a question to which the Bible has no answer that simply means the question is not relevant.

[Barry Desborough]

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PMer, you need to communicate with me via regular forum messages. You are wasting your time otherwise.

[Barry Desborough]

Re: Please allow me to introduce myself

My dear, the Holy Bible has all of the relevant answers to all of the relevant questions.

That means, if there is a question to which the Bible has no answer that simply means the question is not relevant.

Which of the following words is giving you particular difficulty?

Are

you

a

flat

Earther?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Please allow me to introduce myself

Which of the following words is giving you particular difficulty?

They

believe

what

the Bible

says.

[Barry Desborough]

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Spammer: How many times do I have to say that you do not "receive an infraction". You commit them. And how many times do I have to tell you that you need to communicate with me, publically, via forum threads? Just how thick are you people?

[Barry Desborough]

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And another PM just in! How thick are you people?

[James Hutchins]

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Spammer: How many times do I have to say that you do not "receive an infraction". You commit them. And how many times do I have to tell you that you need to communicate with me, publically, via forum threads? Just how thick are you people?

LBC does not spam. LBC does their very best with the tools Gopd provides for free to save your soul.
Consider this:
You're riding your bike, all proud because your dad took off the training wheels. A Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.

You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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The idea of a zombie being excited to embrace me makes me want to gag.

BTW, can nobody here answer any questions? What's wrong with you all. Are you a flat-earther too?

You're confused, dear. Jesus was not a zombie. He was not mindless nor did he consume anyone.

Nor was he a ghoul or a wight. Although his soul and intellect were intact, he was not a rotting corpse.

He was not a vampire. Vampires drink the blood of other humans, they do not offer theirs to be drank allegorically.
Jesus was not a ghost or a wraith. He was corporeal and still had his wounds.

Jesus was not a lich. A lich is created when a powerful magician or king striving for eternal life uses spells or rituals to bind his soul to his animated corpse and thereby achieves immortality. Jesus was immortal from the very beginning, which allowed Him to impregnate His mother (as the Holy Ghost, nine months before the man-child version of Him was born).

Jesus is God. He created the entire universe, including, yes, this flat earth, and He created YOU! He did this for His glory, and whether you find Salvation or not does not diminish His glory. It does, however, determine whether you will spend eternity praising Him and glorifying Him with True Christians™ forever, or being the play-dildo for Satan and his perverted minions forever. It's not too late, dear, to choose the winning team.

[Barry Desborough]

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And another PM just in! How thick are you people? This is unbelievable.

TALK
WITH
ME
ONTHE
FORUM,
IN
THIS
THREAD

Do I have to get my chubby colourful crayons out to try and make myself better understood?

[Barry Desborough]

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You're confused, dear. Jesus was not a zombie. He was not mindless nor did he consume anyone.

Nor was he a ghoul or a wight. Although his soul and intellect were intact, he was not a rotting corpse.

He was not a vampire. Vampires drink the blood of other humans, they do not offer theirs to be drank allegorically.
Jesus was not a ghost or a wraith. He was corporeal and still had his wounds.

Jesus was not a lich. A lich is created when a powerful magician or king striving for eternal life uses spells or rituals to bind his soul to his animated corpse and thereby achieves immortality. Jesus was immortal from the very beginning, which allowed Him to impregnate His mother (as the Holy Ghost, nine months before the man-child version of Him was born).

Jesus is God. He created the entire universe, including, yes, this flat earth, and He created YOU! He did this for His glory, and whether you find Salvation or not does not diminish His glory. It does, however, determine whether you will spend eternity praising Him and glorifying Him with True Christians™ forever, or being the play-dildo for Satan and his perverted minions forever. It's not too late, dear, to choose the winning team.

"Flat earth". *Backs slowly away, not taking eyes off until at a safe distance*

[MitzaLizalor]

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Google "Eratosthenes 200 BC".

I don't see how Eratosthenes has anything to do with your claim that we descended from viruses. Perhaps you were tired or emotional when posting?

The Ionian philosopher Anaximander would be better suited to your argument.

….he wrote a long poem, On Nature, summarizing his researches. This poem is now lost, and has survived only in extracts quoted in other works. Enough survives, however, that Anaximander's thought can be reconstructed with some confidence. For Anaximander, the world.….had been covered in water at one stage, with plants and animals arising from mud. Humans were not present at the earliest stages.…

His theory bears some resemblance to evolutionary theory, but also seems to have been derived from various Greek myths, such as the story of Deucalion and Pyrrha.….[and].….similar to the Tao of Chinese philosophy.….In the 6th century B.C.E. Xenophanes.….developed Anaximander's theories further.….he was the first person known to have used fossils as evidence for a theory of the history of the Earth.

Here we understand that evolution developed from mythology. The myths in question deny Christ. What good could ever come from that? Taoist mumblings also deny Christ but I doubt that Anaximander ever encountered those. Perhaps for your guy? Maybe. But he didn't write about evolution and certainly did not imagine viruses.

What happens when people deny Christ?

MATTHEW 10 .KJV . context
33 [Jesus speaking] Whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.

[BrotherLarry]

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Spammer: How many times do I have to say that you do not "receive an infraction". You commit them. And how many times do I have to tell you that you need to communicate with me, publically, via forum threads? Just how thick are you people?

God's favorite forum happens to be equipped with automated systems that will notify you of committed infractions, private unread messages, etc. It is not, however, programmed to be a grammar nazi although you certainly appear to have earned that distinction. Perhaps one of the moderators can give you that award shortly.


You asked how thick we are here. I would imagine the thickest person here is one of our womenfolk, but for the life of me I can't figure out why that is so important when your very soul is hanging in the balance. You seem to respect intelligence. I am nearing the end of a PhD program. I would hope that you would recognize the rigors of such study and would grant me an ear so that you do not spend eternity writing in sulfuric acid, magnesium, and the methane that emits from the Evil One. Like my faith, I am quite simple.


God made us.
God loved what He made.
God discovered that a woman had disobeyed Him.
The first man and the first woman were disgardened.
Ever since, mankind has borne the consequences of original sin.
God continued to love us.
He decided to send Himself to earth in the form of a man, conceived of a virgin through the Holy Spirit.
His Name was Jesus.
Jesus loved us and taught us of His Father.
Jesus died for us.
Jesus rose from the grave (as promised)
His blood washed us white as snow, but:
We must accept God's gift by confessing the sins that He already knows we've committed. When we do so, He forgives us.
He is soon returning to claim His Bride (us).
All those who do not accept Him as Savior will perish, but they will live forever in punishment, so they don't really perish.
All those who accept Him as Savior will enjoy the marriage supper of the Lamb and will spend forever and ever singing and praising God for His tender, kind, loving mercies when He could have just jack-slapped us into space, never to bother Him again. Glory!


It truly is that simple, and making it into more is, well, just folly.


Simple, simple, simple. Praise God!

[Barry Desborough]

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More spam in. You guys are so funny!

So, in the midst of all this nonsense, can nobody come up with an alternative explanation for co-located ERVs in what evolutionary science has already established are closely related species?

[MitzaLizalor]

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More spam in. You guys are so funny!

So, in the midst of all this nonsense, can nobody come up with an alternative explanation for co-located ERVs in what evolutionary science has already established are closely related species?

Are you suggesting the retroviruses are living inside chromosomes or something? The evolution has already been refuted. It's a failed theory, much like the theory of photosynthesis. Please try to stay on topic.

[Barry Desborough]

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Are you suggesting the retroviruses are living inside chromosomes or something? The evolution has already been refuted. It's a failed theory, much like the theory of photosynthesis. Please try to stay on topic.

An on-topic post at last! Thank you. I'm not 'suggesting' that ERVs exist inside our chromosomes. We know that they do, from the complete genome sequencing of many species. They are markers that verify common ancestry. It seems that I am not permitted to link to my own educative work, but if you are interested, google "Veritas the ERV FAQ".