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  • crustymom786
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Dec 2017
    • 21
    #16
    Re: Hello !

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    Hi Pamela,

    You are the least offensive new member currently being investigated by our Department of Faith!


    Now then, I have no idea what "MCR" is, but it sounds like your daughter has too much idle time. Doesn't she have any chores she could be doing?
    MCR is a horrible Satanic Emo Homosexual band!

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10050
        #17
        Re: Hello !

        So you're saying your daughter likes things that are boring?

        Hey, look at the bright side: At least you know she won't annoy her future husband with incessant demands that he take her out and entertain her.
        WARNING:
        In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
        REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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          • Gutter Cleaning
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Dec 2016
            • 3
            #18
            Re: Hello !

            Hello I have been part of the forum just never introduced myself.
            God is all knowing and full of grace.

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12992
                #19
                Re: Hello !

                Originally posted by Gutter Cleaning View Post
                Hello I have been part of the forum just never introduced myself.


                Aaaaaaand?.....

                Will you keep us in suspense, or are you planning to introduce yourself eventually?
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                 Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050
                    #20
                    Re: Hello !

                    Originally posted by Gutter Cleaning View Post
                    Hello I have been part of the forum just never introduced myself.
                    Do you live anywhere near Freehold? I could really use my gutters cleaned. How much do you charge, and can I trust you not to peer in my windows?
                    WARNING:
                    In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                    REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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