[Angie the boring]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

Hey, Angel! Can I be your friend?

Sure!

[Dude123 [Slovenian and slow]]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

Sure!

Thank you.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

Hey, Angel! Can I be your friend?

Dear Slowenian,

why in the world would you want to be a friend of such a sad deluded person?

Well, even boring and witless people can be happy. Though I'm sure those I've sacrificed wouldn't call me boring by any means...

~Angel

Angie, sweetie, let's assume for a millisecond that you are truthful.

Let's try to keep your facts straight, shall we?

1. You claim to be a satanist.
2. You claim to not be a LaVeyan satanist.
3. You claim that your knowledge of Satan comes from the Bible and some other books which titles you don't remember. (Out of charity I will turn off the red light which turned on immediately after you saying that your faith comes from a source you don't even remember).

Now you claim to make sacrifices to Satan which is definitely not Biblical so you really should try to remember where that bit comes from. (We are still experiencing the millisecond during which I do not think that all of the above is just a product of your sick imagination).

This is the link to everything that the Bible says about Satan. Please stick to it if you want to maintain a shred of believability. The Bible does say that all of the wicked will end up in Hell. Why would you actually want to burn in Hell forever is beyond my understanding, but it is your eternal life and you are entitled to spend it suffering if you wish.

[Angie the boring]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

Dear Slowenian,

why in the world would you want to be a friend of such a sad deluded person?



Angie, sweetie, let's assume for a millisecond that you are truthful.

Let's try to keep your facts straight, shall we?

1. You claim to be a satanist.
2. You claim to not be a LaVeyan satanist.
3. You claim that your knowledge of Satan comes from the Bible and some other books which titles you don't remember. (Out of charity I will turn off the red light which turned on immediately after you saying that your faith comes from a source you don't even remember).

Now you claim to make sacrifices to Satan which is definitely not Biblical so you really should try to remember where that bit comes from. (We are still experiencing the millisecond during which I do not think that all of the above is just a product of your sick imagination).

This is the link to everything that the Bible says about Satan. Please stick to it if you want to maintain a shred of believability. The Bible does say that all of the wicked will end up in Hell. Why would you actually want to burn in Hell forever is beyond my understanding, but it is your eternal life and you are entitled to spend it suffering if you wish.

I think it all boils down to pain. I like pain. I have lighted myself on fire several times and... ah it's just so good. Such a great feeling. I wish more could experience it.

And yeah, I'm probably not perfectly sane either but that's ok!! I balance it out with my friendliness.


~Angel

[Basilissa]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

I think it all boils down to pain. I like pain. I have lighted myself on fire several times and... ah it's just so good. Such a great feeling. I wish more could experience it.

Thank you for confirming that you are a pathetic, sad, depressed emo. And a liar, since you have denied it before.

[Angie the boring]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

Thank you for confirming that you are a pathetic, sad, depressed emo. And a liar, since you have denied it before.

There's a difference though; I'm not depressed, and I don't consider fire to be depressing. Most emos cut themselves; I don't. Hence I am not an emo.

~Angel

[Basilissa]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

There's a difference though; I'm not depressed, and I don't consider fire to be depressing. Most emos cut themselves; I don't. Hence I am not an emo.

~Angel

Cut yourself, burn yourself, what's the difference?

[Angie the boring]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

Cut yourself, burn yourself, what's the difference?

I dislike scarring my body personally.

~Angel

[Basilissa]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

I dislike scarring my body personally.

Angie, sweetie, please try to keep your story straight.

I have lighted myself on fire several times

Fire is extreme heat. Organic matter (such as your skin, muscles, hair, etc) boils and burns when exposed to extreme heat. Hence, exposure to extreme heat (such as fire) leaves scarring. Here are some examples (nudity warning - this links to google images of burn scars on human bodies, viewer discretion advised).

[Angie the boring]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

Angie, sweetie, please try to keep your story straight.



Fire is extreme heat. Organic matter (such as your skin, muscles, hair, etc) boils and burns when exposed to extreme heat. Hence, exposure to extreme heat (such as fire) leaves scarring. Here are some examples (nudity warning - this links to google images of burn scars on human bodies, viewer discretion advised).

Oh, my mistake, I forgot to clear up the fact that, with Satan as my guide, I am able to survive fire. Sorry, should have mentioned that earlier!

~Angel

[Basilissa]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

Oh, my mistake, I forgot to clear up the fact that, with Satan as my guide, I am able to survive fire. Sorry, should have mentioned that earlier!

~Angel

[Angie the boring]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

Wait, doesn't the Bible say not to do anything with pigs because of filth? Woah.

~Angel

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

Wait, doesn't the Bible say not to do anything with pigs because of filth? Woah.

~Angel

It says something similar, but then Jesus relieved us from the laws of the tabernacle. Study more often, kiddo, your brain needs some exercise.

[Angie the boring]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

It says something similar, but then Jesus relieved us from the laws of the tabernacle. Study more often, kiddo, your brain needs some exercise.

Oh I remember that, I just didn't know where this forum fell on the issue.

~Angel

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hi guys!!! Jesus and Satan are my dudes!!

Oh I remember that, I just didn't know where this forum fell on the issue.

~Angel

On the side of the Holy Bible.


I mean, it's not that hard, is it?