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  • Gay_Lesbian
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jan 2018
    • 2
    #1

    OwO hewwow

    Is me Normal person I am a Chrustian and I wub Jebus I pray 60 timez a dey
    I wove playing and talcing and doing stuffff wit people
    I lik religin.


    Homo can burn


    gud ting I not homo
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: OwO hewwow

      Thank you for taking time out of your lonely, unproductive day to persecute us True Christians™. The Holy Bible says we will be blessed by your trolling (Matthew 5:10-11). All new comers are required to read this primer for noobs, and be sure to use the King James Version Bible only when sharing your opinions. The rights you have on this forum can be read HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

      Grace and Peace,

      Mary
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Gay_and_ur_gonna_pay
          Unsaved trash
          • Jan 2018
          • 6
          #3
          Re: OwO hewwow

          That is good my child. We must always pray to the LORD. He is our Savior.

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14079
              #4
              Re: OwO hewwow

              Originally posted by Gay_and_ur_gonna_pay View Post
              That is good my child. We must always pray to the LORD. He is our Savior.
              You know how "really stable and genius-y" people sound when they say stuff like, "I really like that Jean-Luc Picard guy from Star Wars"?

              That's you right now.

              *slow clap*

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                • Gay_and_ur_gonna_pay
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Jan 2018
                  • 6
                  #5
                  Re: OwO hewwow

                  *claps

                  Nice original post of trying to take away my dignity.
                  Oh wait
                  You're too late to do that.
                  Please :3

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                    • Gay wilson
                      Unsaved trash
                      • May 2016
                      • 33
                      #6
                      Re: OwO hewwow

                      hello homersexual. nice of you to join our stupoid forum.

                      may your darkest desires be fufilled by our canucks and nasty white folks.




                      sincerly ray wilson
                      I'm angry because my teacher won't let me sniff toilet seats

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                        • MitzaLizalor
                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 14348
                          #7
                          Re: OwO hewwow

                          Thank you for making an intro post. There seems to be something stuck on your keyboard.

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                            • MitzaLizalor
                              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 14348
                              #8
                              Re: OwO hewwow

                              Originally posted by Gay_and_ur_gonna_pay View Post
                              *claps

                              Nice original post of trying to take away my dignity.
                              Oh wait
                              You're too late to do that.
                              Please :3
                              ..I can't find yours, however.

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                                • MitzaLizalor
                                  Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2010
                                  • 14348
                                  #9
                                  Re: OwO hewwow

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                                    • Dude123 [Slovenian and slow]
                                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                                      • Jan 2018
                                      • 37
                                      #10
                                      Re: OwO hewwow

                                      Originally posted by Gay_Lesbian View Post
                                      Is me Normal person I am a Chrustian and I wub Jebus I pray 60 timez a dey
                                      I wove playing and talcing and doing stuffff wit people
                                      I lik religin.


                                      Homo can burn


                                      gud ting I not homo
                                      u hav de goodest frecking gramer jst liek meh

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                                        • Basilissa
                                          South of the Border outreach program
                                          True Christian™
                                           
                                          • Mar 2013
                                          • 12975
                                          #11
                                          Re: OwO hewwow

                                          Originally posted by Dude123 [Slovenian and slow] View Post
                                          u hav de goodest frecking gramer jst liek meh
                                          Sweetie, I know you're slow, but please try to express yourself in proper American.
                                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                                          * * *

                                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                                          True Christians are Perfect!
                                          True Christian™ Love.
                                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                           Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                                            • James Hutchins
                                              True Christian™
                                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                               
                                              • Jun 2009
                                              • 29453
                                              #12
                                              Re: OwO hewwow

                                              Trump is correct. Millennials are a sign the rapture is any day now.

                                              Jesus, come take me away!
                                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                • Vince Coreleone
                                                  Forum Member
                                                  Forum Member
                                                  • Jan 2018
                                                  • 49
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: OwO hewwow

                                                  Gay_Lesbian,


                                                  Did your parents actually teach you to talk like you do? Never mind, I don't want to know!

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