Greetings and Abject Salutations

[Romper]

Hello Godly people of Landover.
I have lurked your forum for many years now, Fearful of the just path of God and True Christians and too steeped in sin to consider posting on these Holy Grounds but recently my life has turned a corner.


First I feel I should apologise for my many sins, most prominently being Australian (sorry),that I was raised cathlik (sorry, but I blame my parents) and that for many years I was an aimless wreck seeking only easy gratification in drugs,drink and easy women.
Oh, quick digression, God is okay with drunks still right ? I've stopped all the rest but my (limited) knowledge of the Bible seems to indicate he's quite cool about drunkenness.


Anyhow, recently, possibly due to witnessing the fine words of wisdom from the fine folk of this august forum I have found myself questioning my life and have decided to attempt fellowship with you fine people, at your discretion obviously.


I have been attending Calvary Baptist Church recently, they're a good lot but maybe a little tame compared to the firey sermons of goodness I read here.


I have several children but alas due to my drunken fornications I am unsure how many and I have played no part in their raising.


My favourite bible verse would have to be "For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again" , mainly due to the fact that most so called Christians choose to ignore it.


And finally, I have never owned any abbos and I would not do so even if you held a gun to my head, they are truly abominable.


Pardon my long windedness, I have thought long and hard on this introduction and I hoped to make it as complete as a foul sinner such as myself can do.

[MitzaLizalor]

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A tentative welcome. We welcome all ex-convicts here who have turned from their darkness into His Marvellous Light. There are others here who have been rescued from even more certain peril but the combination of origins and papism you've acknowledged is certainly a clunker. God can and will overlook that for those bathed in the Blood of Jesus as is explained here:

I JOHN 1 .KJV . CONTEXT and CROSS REFERENCES AVAILABLE HERE
7 If we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin..
9 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

In Christ.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Oh, quick digression, God is okay with drunks still right ? I've stopped all the rest but my (limited) knowledge of the Bible seems to indicate he's quite cool about drunkenness.

Hello, and welcome to our forums! I pray Jesus finds a way into your heart and can set up camp there before you die! In answer to your question, the Holy Bible tells us wine is a mocker, strong drink a brawler, and whoever is led astray by it is not wise (Proverbs 20:1).

Paul warns us not to get drunk with wine, for that is debauchery, but he doesn't say anything about beer or whisky. He does, however, encourage us be filled with the Spirit (Ephesians 5:18). Regardless of what you do drink, avoid envy, drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. According to the Word of God, those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God (Galatians 5:21).

Having said that, let's keep in mind that God can and often does work through people who may not look the part of the church-goer. Noah was a notorious drunk, and yet through him the LORD saved the human race and all the important animals while those who mocked the LORD drowned trying to figure out how to build boats in the rain. Lot thought he saw the entire human race die when the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed by fireballs from the sky. His daughters who escaped with him got him drunk enough to either no longer recognize them, or not care, and thus the next generation of God's Chosen People were born. The Bible counts Lot among the righteous (2 Peter 2:7). President Trump.

Keep in mind this isn't advice - I'm just sharing my feelings - but if I were in your place I'd quickly accept Christ into my heart and let His Truth™ guide me. No one can reasonably argue against what the Holy Ghost leads His people to do because who can know why the LORD does anything (Isaiah 55:8-9).

[Romper]

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A tentative welcome. We welcome all ex-convicts here who have turned from their darkness into His Marvellous Light. There are others here who have been rescued from even more certain peril but the combination of origins and papism you've acknowledged is certainly a clunker. God can and will overlook that for those bathed in the Blood of Jesus as is explained here:

I JOHN 1 .KJV . CONTEXT and CROSS REFERENCES AVAILABLE HERE
7 If we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin..
9 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

In Christ.

I thank you for your tentative welcome, It is quite understandable considering the burden of my sins.
Hopefully Our Lord will allow me to bathe in His blood one day so I can put my filthy Australian papist past to rest for good.

[Romper]

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Hello, and welcome to our forums! I pray Jesus finds a way into your heart and can set up camp there before you die! In answer to your question, the Holy Bible tells us wine is a mocker, strong drink a brawler, and whoever is led astray by it is not wise (Proverbs 20:1).

Paul warns us not to get drunk with wine, for that is debauchery, but he doesn't say anything about beer or whisky. He does, however, encourage us be filled with the Spirit (Ephesians 5:18). Regardless of what you do drink, avoid envy, drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. According to the Word of God, those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God (Galatians 5:21).

Having said that, let's keep in mind that God can and often does work through people who may not look the part of the church-goer. Noah was a notorious drunk, and yet through him the LORD saved the human race and all the important animals while those who mocked the LORD drowned trying to figure out how to build boats in the rain. Lot thought he saw the entire human race die when the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed by fireballs from the sky. His daughters who escaped with him got him drunk enough to either no longer recognize them, or not care, and thus the next generation of God's Chosen People were born. The Bible counts Lot among the righteous (2 Peter 2:7). President Trump.

Keep in mind this isn't advice - I'm just sharing my feelings - but if I were in your place I'd quickly accept Christ into my heart and let His Truth™ guide me. No one can reasonably argue against what the Holy Ghost leads His people to do because who can know why the LORD does anything (Isaiah 55:8-9).

Hello Mary and thank you for your kind words and advice, I have greatly enjoyed your motherly wisdom in my lurkings of these forums and shall try to take them to heart.
I am not really a wine drinker,whisky is my poison and I shall try and emulate the great men you have quoted there in the hope that my drunkenness can please God as they have.


Good day to you.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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I thank you for your tentative welcome, It is quite understandable considering the burden of my sins.
Hopefully Our Lord will allow me to bathe in His blood one day so I can put my filthy Australian papist past to rest for good.

Welcome, young man. But if you are gay, I cannot fellowship with you. Most Australians pack mud, trust me. I ruined my life when I chased after other men. From stall to stall and club to club, I wanted only the anonymous male rectum. Standing tall as I delivered my gay seed, when I made the choice to be a homo.


If you are 100 percent fag-free, I would love to have some theological intercourse with you. But clothes on.


In Christ

[Romper]

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Welcome, young man. But if you are gay, I cannot fellowship with you. Most Australians pack mud, trust me. I ruined my life when I chased after other men. From stall to stall and club to club, I wanted only the anonymous male rectum. Standing tall as I delivered my gay seed, when I made the choice to be a homo.


If you are 100 percent fag-free, I would love to have some theological intercourse with you. But clothes on.


In Christ

Good day Mr Porter.
I am one of the rare breed of Australian who does not pack mud (we call them pooftas) so I would be more than happy to indulge in non rectological theological intercourse with you should you have the time spare from your busy day.
It is disgusting the number of my countrymen who indulge in filthy shameful backdoor shenanigans, I blame those damn abbos.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Good day Mr Porter.
I am one of the rare breed of Australian who does not pack mud (we call them pooftas) so I would be more than happy to indulge in non rectological theological intercourse with you should you have the time spare from your busy day.
It is disgusting the number of my countrymen who indulge in filthy shameful backdoor shenanigans, I blame those damn abbos.

Do the abbos have much influence there in your land? Here we blame the Jews. They run Hellywood which decides which Gay Trend Du Jour will be on the menu, if you know what I mean.

[BrotherLarry]

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Brother Romper,


I am going to overlook your Austrian background, because your posts seem to indicate you have overcome some of the influences living in the USSR can bring. I would urge you to not obsess over your past brushes with the homer community. While we hate those who practice unnatural affection, we have a special love for them. I am proud of my association with gay men here in godless New York City. I am proud of my ministry to the gay men of South America, Key West, San Francisco, Provincetown, and pretty much every other place I've visited. Why? Well, if you read any of my posts related to this topic (which you can do by performing a search), you'll understand.


Do not feel unimportant, useless, lonely, or inadequate here. Instead, rejoice in the fact that Jesus dwelleth nigh and loveth thee. In face, raise your hands to heaven (up) and repeat seven times "Jesus loveth me!" There's a reason I ask you to do that. I would share the reason but the LORD GOD has asked me not to. Oh, how I love the mysteries of God that are so crystal clear in their obscurity.


You'll be pleased to know that I have added you to my prayer list. This means that when your name comes up, I will utter at least a fifteen second prayer on your behalf, lifting your name to the Throne of Grace.


I hope you'll call on me should you need manly intercourse. I could join you and Brother Porter as he ministers to you in his special way. He is filled with the love of Christ, and is such an asset to this forum.


In Christ,
BrotherLarry

[Romper]

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Do the abbos have much influence there in your land? Here we blame the Jews. They run Hellywood which decides which Gay Trend Du Jour will be on the menu, if you know what I mean.

It is funny that you ask that Mary as I have recently discovered some disturbing evidence on that very topic.



When I saw these pictures I was so shocked at the implications that I spilled my whisky !!!
I did not blaspheme at this spillage but I may have said a few bad words.

[Romper]

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Brother Romper,


I am going to overlook your Austrian background, because your posts seem to indicate you have overcome some of the influences living in the USSR can bring. I would urge you to not obsess over your past brushes with the homer community. While we hate those who practice unnatural affection, we have a special love for them. I am proud of my association with gay men here in godless New York City. I am proud of my ministry to the gay men of South America, Key West, San Francisco, Provincetown, and pretty much every other place I've visited. Why? Well, if you read any of my posts related to this topic (which you can do by performing a search), you'll understand.


Do not feel unimportant, useless, lonely, or inadequate here. Instead, rejoice in the fact that Jesus dwelleth nigh and loveth thee. In face, raise your hands to heaven (up) and repeat seven times "Jesus loveth me!" There's a reason I ask you to do that. I would share the reason but the LORD GOD has asked me not to. Oh, how I love the mysteries of God that are so crystal clear in their obscurity.


You'll be pleased to know that I have added you to my prayer list. This means that when your name comes up, I will utter at least a fifteen second prayer on your behalf, lifting your name to the Throne of Grace.


I hope you'll call on me should you need manly intercourse. I could join you and Brother Porter as he ministers to you in his special way. He is filled with the love of Christ, and is such an asset to this forum.


In Christ,
BrotherLarry

Thank you Mr Larry for your kind words and prayers, it warms me to the depths of my foul Australian heart that such good men as yourself and Brother Porter would be so keen to indulge in manly fellowship with a poor sinner such as myself.
I have done the seven times rejoicing as you requested and I could immediately feel Gods love pumping through me, truly a wonderful experience.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I've heard you're so ashamed of the place, even electing atheist Prime Ministers, that you're trying to abolish your national day. How is that going? It seems odd to celebrate the first dumping of convicts, I don't suppose they were too thrilled but they could always steal some provisions and escape, whereas the officials were pretty much stuck. The best option would be for them to hand everything over to the convicts and tell them to clear off which probably happened more than has been recorded. It was shocking to learn that a Romish "saint" had been conjured up a few years ago, at least the island had been spared that degradation. Do you think there's any hope for the place at all?

I've been trying to get donations for a shipment of Bibles but have had little success so far. I'll keep trying, but most people just burst out laughing. Your commitment to a walk with Jesus is encouraging though and we'll follow your posts with interest. I did find this:

Aunty Halima, a Torres Strait Islander Elder, was the daughter of an Aboriginal/Torres Strait Islander woman and an Indo-Malay pearl diver and grew-up in a Muslim family on Thursday Island.

https://www.sbs.com.au/nitv/article/2017/02/27/pictures-muslim-aboriginal-and-outspoken

(Numerous pictures follow)

[Mary Etheldreda]

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It is funny that you ask that Mary as I have recently discovered some disturbing evidence on that very topic.



When I saw these pictures I was so shocked at the implications that I spilled my whisky !!!
I did not blaspheme at this spillage but I may have said a few bad words.

Egads! That is horrifying! Brother, I think you're onto something. Be careful.

[Basilissa]

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Hello Godly people of Landover.
I have lurked your forum for many years now, Fearful of the just path of God and True Christians and too steeped in sin to consider posting on these Holy Grounds but recently my life has turned a corner.

Well, hello and to the forum!

Oh, quick digression, God is okay with drunks still right ? I've stopped all the rest but my (limited) knowledge of the Bible seems to indicate he's quite cool about drunkenness.

Drunkenness is NOT OK (Proverbs 20:1). Nonetheless, God wants us to use wine instead of water (1 Timothy 5:23), and I'm sure you know that we're supposed to ingest at least 8 glasses of water per day.

After all, a doesn't get drunk, just a little merry:

Ecclesiastes 7:9 Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepteth thy works.

Ecclesiastes 8:15 Then I commended mirth, because a man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry: for that shall abide with him of his labour the days of his life, which God giveth him under the sun.

Ecclesiastes 10:19 A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things.

My favourite bible verse would have to be "For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again" , mainly due to the fact that most so called Christians choose to ignore it.

Fine choice indeed!

It is funny that you ask that Mary as I have recently discovered some disturbing evidence on that very topic.



When I saw these pictures I was so shocked at the implications that I spilled my whisky !!!
I did not blaspheme at this spillage but I may have said a few bad words.

That is quite scary indeed!

[Cranky Old Man]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum!

And finally, I have never owned any abbos and I would not do so even if you held a gun to my head, they are truly abominable.

Never underestimate the use for help, no matter how retarded they are. Even the most retarded are still great for target practice!