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  • Dana723
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    Forum Member
    • Oct 2017
    • 771

    #76
    Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

    Originally posted by OneFailure View Post
    Welcome to the forum!
    I am curious as to why you believe you are a failure, One?
    Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
    1 Corinthians 11:13

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    • Brock Landers
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2016
      • 75

      #77
      Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

      Brother Thomas,

      I see you have a burning cross for an avatar. That dates back to medieval Scotland - it was a signal to gather the clan together in time of war.


      I believe the Scots last used it in the Jacobite rising of 1745 when the Catholicks tried to take over the British throne.


      Are you a Papist who was sent here by the False Prophet of Rome to try to sow dissent in this peaceful, God-fearing community?

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      • Vengeance Puriel
        Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
        Forum Member
        • Jun 2018
        • 324

        #78
        Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

        Originally posted by Brock Landers View Post
        Brother Thomas,

        I see you have a burning cross for an avatar. That dates back to medieval Scotland - it was a signal to gather the clan together in time of war.


        I believe the Scots last used it in the Jacobite rising of 1745 when the Catholicks tried to take over the British throne.


        Are you a Papist who was sent here by the False Prophet of Rome to try to sow dissent in this peaceful, God-fearing community?
        I think he came to attack the True Christian Women of Landover baptist
        -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
        -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
        -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #79
          Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

          Originally posted by Vengeance Puriel View Post
          I think he came to attack the True Christian Women of Landover baptist
          Very astute. It might be a mommy/Mary issue.

          Luke 11:27 And it came to pass, as he spake these things, a certain woman of the company lifted up her voice, and said unto him, Blessed is the womb that bare thee, and the paps which thou hast sucked.
          Luke 11:28 But he said, Yea rather, blessed are they that hear the word of God, and keep it.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12986

            #80
            Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

            Originally posted by Dana723 View Post
            My husband and I have been watching this conversation and he said, "Who will win?" and I said, "The of course!" We're behind you, Mrs. Basilissa!
            Oh thank you, dear. We True Christians™ win so much we're tired of winning. Although, it isn't me who is winning - Jesus is the one who is really winning here.

            Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
            Oh, come on, even you can scroll up and find my previous post. It is not so difficult.
            Brother Gonzalez, I am thinking, a person who is too dumb to quote properly is probably also too dumb to scroll up and go back one page. I think the best thing we can do now is recommend Tommy this book:





            Originally posted by Brock Landers View Post
            Are you a Papist who was sent here by the False Prophet of Rome to try to sow dissent in this peaceful, God-fearing community?
            Could be, could be@

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Very astute. It might be a mommy/Mary issue.
            Indeed, Brother Hutchins!
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • Brother D. Thomas
              Not the sharpest crayon in the box
              Cherry picker on his way to Hell
              • Feb 2013
              • 176

              #81
              Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
              My sweet little friend, are you not aware that you are in danger of losing your eternal soul in the pits of Hell forever?

              Sweetie, I will do this slowly so that you can understand, OK?

              When I learn, I learn very quietly and submissively. You can ask any of our Godly Pastors about that! I have not broken this commandment, as obviously you are not learning anything, duh!
              I do not do that either, I'm not your boss, so I cannot order you to stand on the roof of your house and scream "I'm the dumbest man in the universe!!" even though that would be a really good idea. As I mentioned previously, I am completely quiet when I type.
              Nope, they do not. They speak of one woman being submissive towards one man, as expressed by the use of article "the" and singular form of both noun nouns.

              To put it in simpleton terms, here is an analogy. Jesus commands all of us to follow the secular laws (e.g. Titus 3:1). It doesn't mean that we have to obey all laws of all countries, as there are many laws which are contradictory, so that would not make any sense whatsoever. it just means we have to follow the laws of the land where we live.

              You are hovering very close to eternal damnation, dear. Changing the Word of God makes you a liar:

              Proverbs 30:5-6
              5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
              6Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

              Do I need to tell you what God feels towards liars?

              Proverbs 6:16-19
              16 These six [things] doth the LORD hate: yea, seven [are] an abomination unto him:
              17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
              18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
              19 A false witness [that] speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

              And this is what will happen to you if you don't repent:

              Revelation 21:8 - But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death

              I wonder if using a larger font and color-coding will help?

              Green = blasphemies that will be forgiven
              Red = blasphemies which cannot be forgiven

              Matthew 12:31-32
              31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy [against] the [Holy] Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.
              32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the [world] to come.


              I hope that was helpful.
              By the way: I have never blasphemed against Jesus, so you are also guilty of bearing a false witness against me (Proverbs 19:5).

              ____________________________


              Basilissa, my dear “pseudo-christian,”

              Your Satanic smoke screens are growing very thin, at the expense of you NOT being turned into a man upon entering heaven! Doesn’t this bother you? When you continually slap Jesus in the face by spin doctoring his inspired word to what you want it to be to save further embarrassment, assures that you will be swimming in the sulfur lakes of Hell upon your demise, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS SIMPLE GODLY PREMISE???! Sure you do.




              As all Christian men know first hand, is that we agree with Yahweh/Jesus when he states that the woman is a WEAKER VESSEL! (1 Peter 3:7) Taking this into account when trying to converse with the weaker woman’s mental state, it is blatantly obvious that your understanding of Jesus’ inspired word goes severely wanting.

              Therefore, to make your understanding more comfortable with 1 Timothy 2:11-15 , I will have my neighbor's little boy that is in a Grade School Kindergarten class explain it to you, where it will be more comfortable for you since you are both on the same mental level. You can thank me later.

              HI BasilisiA! My name is Tommy, Brothher D wantS me to explane the versse beloW, and wit noo spiin, R Yahwehs word says this .....


              Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.” (1 Timothy 2:11-15 - KJV1900)

              Miss Basilisila, therfor, reeding ur past post 2 mr “D” .... and u ussing biblle quotes in hiss beHalf, U ARE TEENCHING MRTHOMAS PLANE AND SIMPL! .... BIBLLE SAYS NO 2 GIRL TEECHING BRO D AS A CHRISTIAN MAN, BUTT INSTEED U R TO BE SILENT WIT SUBJECTION TO HIM AS A CHRISTIAN MAN! The verse abuve is easy 2 follow 4 a man, but obviouusly NOt 4 the weeker vessel women thaT u repreecent ! .... U C, EVe “fuked up” in EdEN, so Yahweh wus mad & he punIShed EVe by giveing her pane n havin babees, AND she had 2 be rulled by heR husband! (Gen 3:16) .... ThiS is why the verse abuv is a carryOver & is 2 bee folloWED with NO SPIN eveN toDay becus its in the NT!

              Basilissa, I thanked Tommy in your behalf, therefore since he explained the main premise to you at his Kindergarten level of thinking, I know that you now understand 1 Timothy 2:11-15 to its fullest extent. As you continually show us in your “womanly weak vessel” erroneous posts, you just can’t accept your womanly position in the godly scheme of things by you having to be submissive to ALL MEN that claim to be Christian! 2+2=4.




              YOUR “WOMAN” QUOTE:
              “By the way: I have never blasphemed against Jesus, so you are also guilty of bearing a false witness against me (Proverbs 19:5).”

              Dear, your wishful thinking shown above should be embarrassing to you, but as a weaker vessel in being a woman of lesser mental understanding relative to a man, you do not have the godly sense to be embarrassed and in shame in front of Jesus.

              YOU MOST CERTAINLY HAVE BLASPHEMED AGAINST OUR JESUS WITHOUT QUESTION!
              In your last post to me, unfortunately revealed above mine in this post, shows that you "conveniently" left out the Triune proposition of our Jesus which holds you culpable in blaspheming Him in his godly Holy Ghost position!

              TRINITY DOCTRINE OF OUR BAPTIST FAITH:
              There is only one God in three Persons: while distinct in their relations with each other. It is the Father who generates, the Son who is begotten, and the Holy Spirit represents both Yahweh and Jesus. The 3 entities that make up the Triune are "ONE IN THE SAME" and co-equal, and co-eternal. Each separate entity of the Triune is Yahweh God. To make it even more simple for you as woman, 1+1+1=1, and the LAST DIGIT of “1” represents the Holy Spirit, get it? Huh? Maybe just a little bit? Yes?

              Unpardonable Sin:
              “Therefore I say to you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven men, but the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven men. Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man, it will be forgiven him; but whoever speaks against the Holy Spirit, it will not be forgiven him, either in this age or in the age to come(Matthew 12:31-32)

              So, when you state that 1 Timothy 2:11-15 does not apply to you as a woman, because you are ignorant and delusional, then by not following said LITERAL verse, YOU ARE STATING THAT JESUS’ INSPIRED WORD WAS EITHER WRONG, OR YOU ARE CALLING HIM A LIAR, both of which creates BLASPHEME against Jesus as the Holy Ghost part of the Triune! Furthermore, do you want to call the apostle Timothy A LIAR TOO, because he said he is telling the truth regarding 1 Timothy 2: 11-15 regarding women!!! (1 Timothy 2:7 - KJV 1900)




              Basilissa, in all of my years of Ministry, I have NEVER seen anyone more guilty relative to this passage, than YOU!: “ For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.” (2 Timothy 4:3 - KJV 1900)


              Dear, your “weaker vessel” womanly modus operandi is preventing you from realizing that there are no more straws for you to try and grasp. Your biblical ignorance is without bounds! It is over for you! Accept your place in Christianity as a mere woman that is weaker than a man, that you are to be submissive to man in general, and that you are to be SILENT! Therefore, just try and move on the best you can, okay? Thank you dear.


              In the name of the hung Savior,

              Brother D. Thomas


              ___________________________________

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14079

                #82
                Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

                Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
                Basilissa, my dear “pseudo-christian,”...
                Who has yet to be rebuked by any of the pastors here.

                For those as feebly gifted as you at reading between the lines, that means they ALL think SHE'S right.

                Now, before you start blubbering that they haven't rebuked you either: she's doing a good enough job on her own.

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                • Dana723
                  Forum member
                  Forum Member
                  • Oct 2017
                  • 771

                  #83
                  Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

                  I wonder what happened to the fellow who started this thread? Is he off masturbating with his friend?
                  Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
                  1 Corinthians 11:13

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                  • Vengeance Puriel
                    Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
                    Forum Member
                    • Jun 2018
                    • 324

                    #84
                    Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

                    Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
                    ____________________________


                    Basilissa, my dear “pseudo-christian,”

                    Your Satanic smoke screens are growing very thin, at the expense of you NOT being turned into a man upon entering heaven! Doesn’t this bother you? When you continually slap Jesus in the face by spin doctoring his inspired word to what you want it to be to save further embarrassment, assures that you will be swimming in the sulfur lakes of Hell upon your demise, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS SIMPLE GODLY PREMISE???! Sure you do.




                    As all Christian men know first hand, is that we agree with Yahweh/Jesus when he states that the woman is a WEAKER VESSEL! (1 Peter 3:7) Taking this into account when trying to converse with the weaker woman’s mental state, it is blatantly obvious that your understanding of Jesus’ inspired word goes severely wanting.

                    Therefore, to make your understanding more comfortable with 1 Timothy 2:11-15 , I will have my neighbor's little boy that is in a Grade School Kindergarten class explain it to you, where it will be more comfortable for you since you are both on the same mental level. You can thank me later.

                    HI BasilisiA! My name is Tommy, Brothher D wantS me to explane the versse beloW, and wit noo spiin, R Yahwehs word says this .....


                    Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.” (1 Timothy 2:11-15 - KJV1900)

                    Miss Basilisila, therfor, reeding ur past post 2 mr “D” .... and u ussing biblle quotes in hiss beHalf, U ARE TEENCHING MRTHOMAS PLANE AND SIMPL! .... BIBLLE SAYS NO 2 GIRL TEECHING BRO D AS A CHRISTIAN MAN, BUTT INSTEED U R TO BE SILENT WIT SUBJECTION TO HIM AS A CHRISTIAN MAN! The verse abuve is easy 2 follow 4 a man, but obviouusly NOt 4 the weeker vessel women thaT u repreecent ! .... U C, EVe “fuked up” in EdEN, so Yahweh wus mad & he punIShed EVe by giveing her pane n havin babees, AND she had 2 be rulled by heR husband! (Gen 3:16) .... ThiS is why the verse abuv is a carryOver & is 2 bee folloWED with NO SPIN eveN toDay becus its in the NT!

                    Basilissa, I thanked Tommy in your behalf, therefore since he explained the main premise to you at his Kindergarten level of thinking, I know that you now understand 1 Timothy 2:11-15 to its fullest extent. As you continually show us in your “womanly weak vessel” erroneous posts, you just can’t accept your womanly position in the godly scheme of things by you having to be submissive to ALL MEN that claim to be Christian! 2+2=4.




                    YOUR “WOMAN” QUOTE:
                    “By the way: I have never blasphemed against Jesus, so you are also guilty of bearing a false witness against me (Proverbs 19:5).”

                    Dear, your wishful thinking shown above should be embarrassing to you, but as a weaker vessel in being a woman of lesser mental understanding relative to a man, you do not have the godly sense to be embarrassed and in shame in front of Jesus.

                    YOU MOST CERTAINLY HAVE BLASPHEMED AGAINST OUR JESUS WITHOUT QUESTION!
                    In your last post to me, unfortunately revealed above mine in this post, shows that you "conveniently" left out the Triune proposition of our Jesus which holds you culpable in blaspheming Him in his godly Holy Ghost position!

                    TRINITY DOCTRINE OF OUR BAPTIST FAITH:
                    There is only one God in three Persons: while distinct in their relations with each other. It is the Father who generates, the Son who is begotten, and the Holy Spirit represents both Yahweh and Jesus. The 3 entities that make up the Triune are "ONE IN THE SAME" and co-equal, and co-eternal. Each separate entity of the Triune is Yahweh God. To make it even more simple for you as woman, 1+1+1=1, and the LAST DIGIT of “1” represents the Holy Spirit, get it? Huh? Maybe just a little bit? Yes?

                    Unpardonable Sin:
                    “Therefore I say to you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven men, but the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven men. Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man, it will be forgiven him; but whoever speaks against the Holy Spirit, it will not be forgiven him, either in this age or in the age to come(Matthew 12:31-32)

                    So, when you state that 1 Timothy 2:11-15 does not apply to you as a woman, because you are ignorant and delusional, then by not following said LITERAL verse, YOU ARE STATING THAT JESUS’ INSPIRED WORD WAS EITHER WRONG, OR YOU ARE CALLING HIM A LIAR, both of which creates BLASPHEME against Jesus as the Holy Ghost part of the Triune! Furthermore, do you want to call the apostle Timothy A LIAR TOO, because he said he is telling the truth regarding 1 Timothy 2: 11-15 regarding women!!! (1 Timothy 2:7 - KJV 1900)




                    Basilissa, in all of my years of Ministry, I have NEVER seen anyone more guilty relative to this passage, than YOU!: “ For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.” (2 Timothy 4:3 - KJV 1900)


                    Dear, your “weaker vessel” womanly modus operandi is preventing you from realizing that there are no more straws for you to try and grasp. Your biblical ignorance is without bounds! It is over for you! Accept your place in Christianity as a mere woman that is weaker than a man, that you are to be submissive to man in general, and that you are to be SILENT! Therefore, just try and move on the best you can, okay? Thank you dear.


                    In the name of the hung Savior,

                    Brother D. Thomas


                    ___________________________________
                    OK THATS ENOUGH OF YOU TREATMENT OF MISS BAS. THAT is uncalled for



                    1corinthians 11:22
                    What? have ye not houses to eat and to drink in? or despise ye the church of God, and shame them that have not? What shall I say to you? shall I praise you in this? I praise you not.
                    -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
                    -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
                    -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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                    • Basilissa
                      South of the Border outreach program
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 12986

                      #85
                      Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

                      Sweet little Tommy,

                      how nice it is of you to finally share your real age and occupation!

                      Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
                      Basilissa, my dear “pseudo-christian,”
                      Exodus 20:16 - Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
                      Your Satanic smoke screens are growing very thin, at the expense of you NOT being turned into a man upon entering heaven!
                      Which reminds me - you failed to provide actual Scriptural evidence that says I will grow a penis - oh, that's right, that's because there isn't any!

                      As all Christian men know first hand, is that we agree with Yahweh/Jesus when he states that the woman is a WEAKER VESSEL! (1 Peter 3:7)
                      Of course, Tommy dear. All Christians also agree that unsaved trash like you are completely worthless - basically, I should avoid people like you and never, under any circumstances whatsoever, follow your lead:

                      2 Corinthians 6:14-16
                      14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
                      15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?

                      (more babbling not supported by Scripture removed)

                      by you having to be submissive to ALL MEN that claim to be Christian! 2+2=4.
                      I have highlighted the part of your temper tantrum that is new, which is interesting - it's very feminine of you to keep changing your opinions so easily.

                      Anyway, Tommy, you may be claiming to be a Christian, but how do I know you are not a liar? How do I even know you are a man? One day you claim to be an adult, now you are claiming to be a little boy, and you keep throwing temper tantrums which lead me to think you are a little girl! How could I possibly submit to a supposed " Christian man" who does not act like a man, and possibly is not a man, and who has proven to me over, and over, and over again his/her utter ignorance of the Holy Bible?

                      Basically, Tommy dear, I have no reason whatsoever to respect you until you show me that you have been reading your Bible. You can do it, Tommy! I'm rooting for you, sweetie!
                      YOU MOST CERTAINLY HAVE BLASPHEMED AGAINST OUR JESUS WITHOUT QUESTION! In your last post to me, unfortunately revealed above mine in this post, shows that you "conveniently" left out the Triune proposition of our Jesus which holds you culpable in blaspheming Him in his godly Holy Ghost position!
                      Um, Tommy, are you absolutely sure you are in the fifth grade? Because your ability to read what is plainly written is deeply lacking.
                      TRINITY DOCTRINE OF OUR BAPTIST FAITH:
                      There is only one God in three Persons: while distinct in their relations with each other. It is the Father who generates, the Son who is begotten, and the Holy Spirit represents both Yahweh and Jesus. The 3 entities that make up the Triune are "ONE IN THE SAME" and co-equal, and co-eternal.
                      That has nothing to do with the fact that only blasphemy against the Holy Ghost cannot be forgiven, while people can blaspheme all they want against Jesus and be forgiven. As it is written in the verse you cite yourself:
                      Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man, it will be forgiven him;
                      I hope that was helpful.
                      So, when you state that 1 Timothy 2:11-15 does not apply to you as a woman,
                      When did I say that, sweetie?
                      because you are ignorant and delusional,
                      I humbly thank you for your cruel and unjust persecution. It reassures me that I am right and you are wrong:

                      Luke 6:22 - Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you [from their company], and shall reproach [you], and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.
                      2 Timothy 3:12 - Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.
                      1 John 3:13 - Marvel not, my brethren, if the world hate you.
                      Furthermore, do you want to call the apostle Timothy A LIAR TOO, because he said he is telling the truth regarding 1 Timothy 2: 11-15 regarding women!!! (1 Timothy 2:7 - KJV 1900)
                      Oh Tommy dear, what makes you think that Timothy is the author of that letter?

                      Have you ever even once in your life opened the Holy Bible? Please answer carefully as you should know what God will do to liars:

                      Revelation 21:8 - But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
                      Basilissa, in all of my years of Ministry,
                      A minister that does not know the authors of the books in the Bible? You are either a liar or a preacher imposter taking advantage of some seriously ignorant people.
                      I have NEVER seen anyone more guilty relative to this passage, than YOU!: “ For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.” (2 Timothy 4:3 - KJV 1900)
                      Tommy, sweetie, you meant 2 Timothy 4:3-4, not 4:3, isn't that right Tommy? Oh I just love so much being helpful by pointing out other peoples mistakes!
                      Your biblical ignorance is without bounds!
                      Says the person who doesn't know who wrote the letter to Timothy! You are so funny, Tommy dear!

                      I am still praying for you, Tommy dear. I don't really have much hopes for your Salvation, as you have proven yourself to be a cheating liar, but praying for lowlife scumbags makes me feel better about myself.


                      P.S.: Why haven't you learned yet how to quote properly? Is that really as difficult as finding your way to the previous page of this thread where is the post by Brother Gonzalez which you ignored? That really has hurt his feelings, you know!
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • Vengeance Puriel
                        Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2018
                        • 324

                        #86
                        Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

                        Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
                        ____________________________


                        Basilissa, my dear “pseudo-christian,”

                        Your Satanic smoke screens are growing very thin, at the expense of you NOT being turned into a man upon entering heaven! Doesn’t this bother you? When you continually slap Jesus in the face by spin doctoring his inspired word to what you want it to be to save further embarrassment, assures that you will be swimming in the sulfur lakes of Hell upon your demise, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS SIMPLE GODLY PREMISE???! Sure you do.




                        As all Christian men know first hand, is that we agree with Yahweh/Jesus when he states that the woman is a WEAKER VESSEL! (1 Peter 3:7) Taking this into account when trying to converse with the weaker woman’s mental state, it is blatantly obvious that your understanding of Jesus’ inspired word goes severely wanting.

                        Therefore, to make your understanding more comfortable with 1 Timothy 2:11-15 , I will have my neighbor's little boy that is in a Grade School Kindergarten class explain it to you, where it will be more comfortable for you since you are both on the same mental level. You can thank me later.

                        HI BasilisiA! My name is Tommy, Brothher D wantS me to explane the versse beloW, and wit noo spiin, R Yahwehs word says this .....


                        Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.” (1 Timothy 2:11-15 - KJV1900)

                        Miss Basilisila, therfor, reeding ur past post 2 mr “D” .... and u ussing biblle quotes in hiss beHalf, U ARE TEENCHING MRTHOMAS PLANE AND SIMPL! .... BIBLLE SAYS NO 2 GIRL TEECHING BRO D AS A CHRISTIAN MAN, BUTT INSTEED U R TO BE SILENT WIT SUBJECTION TO HIM AS A CHRISTIAN MAN! The verse abuve is easy 2 follow 4 a man, but obviouusly NOt 4 the weeker vessel women thaT u repreecent ! .... U C, EVe “fuked up” in EdEN, so Yahweh wus mad & he punIShed EVe by giveing her pane n havin babees, AND she had 2 be rulled by heR husband! (Gen 3:16) .... ThiS is why the verse abuv is a carryOver & is 2 bee folloWED with NO SPIN eveN toDay becus its in the NT!

                        Basilissa, I thanked Tommy in your behalf, therefore since he explained the main premise to you at his Kindergarten level of thinking, I know that you now understand 1 Timothy 2:11-15 to its fullest extent. As you continually show us in your “womanly weak vessel” erroneous posts, you just can’t accept your womanly position in the godly scheme of things by you having to be submissive to ALL MEN that claim to be Christian! 2+2=4.




                        YOUR “WOMAN” QUOTE:
                        “By the way: I have never blasphemed against Jesus, so you are also guilty of bearing a false witness against me (Proverbs 19:5).”

                        Dear, your wishful thinking shown above should be embarrassing to you, but as a weaker vessel in being a woman of lesser mental understanding relative to a man, you do not have the godly sense to be embarrassed and in shame in front of Jesus.

                        YOU MOST CERTAINLY HAVE BLASPHEMED AGAINST OUR JESUS WITHOUT QUESTION!
                        In your last post to me, unfortunately revealed above mine in this post, shows that you "conveniently" left out the Triune proposition of our Jesus which holds you culpable in blaspheming Him in his godly Holy Ghost position!

                        TRINITY DOCTRINE OF OUR BAPTIST FAITH:
                        There is only one God in three Persons: while distinct in their relations with each other. It is the Father who generates, the Son who is begotten, and the Holy Spirit represents both Yahweh and Jesus. The 3 entities that make up the Triune are "ONE IN THE SAME" and co-equal, and co-eternal. Each separate entity of the Triune is Yahweh God. To make it even more simple for you as woman, 1+1+1=1, and the LAST DIGIT of “1” represents the Holy Spirit, get it? Huh? Maybe just a little bit? Yes?

                        Unpardonable Sin:
                        “Therefore I say to you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven men, but the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven men. Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man, it will be forgiven him; but whoever speaks against the Holy Spirit, it will not be forgiven him, either in this age or in the age to come(Matthew 12:31-32)

                        So, when you state that 1 Timothy 2:11-15 does not apply to you as a woman, because you are ignorant and delusional, then by not following said LITERAL verse, YOU ARE STATING THAT JESUS’ INSPIRED WORD WAS EITHER WRONG, OR YOU ARE CALLING HIM A LIAR, both of which creates BLASPHEME against Jesus as the Holy Ghost part of the Triune! Furthermore, do you want to call the apostle Timothy A LIAR TOO, because he said he is telling the truth regarding 1 Timothy 2: 11-15 regarding women!!! (1 Timothy 2:7 - KJV 1900)




                        Basilissa, in all of my years of Ministry, I have NEVER seen anyone more guilty relative to this passage, than YOU!: “ For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.” (2 Timothy 4:3 - KJV 1900)


                        Dear, your “weaker vessel” womanly modus operandi is preventing you from realizing that there are no more straws for you to try and grasp. Your biblical ignorance is without bounds! It is over for you! Accept your place in Christianity as a mere woman that is weaker than a man, that you are to be submissive to man in general, and that you are to be SILENT! Therefore, just try and move on the best you can, okay? Thank you dear.


                        In the name of the hung Savior,

                        Brother D. Thomas


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                        Stop repeating the same verse over and over and over, you don't seem to understand while this is a church forum it is NOT church. Miss Bas. Has not been teaching you but rather giving you sound advice, And here's mine SHUT UP!
                        -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
                        -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
                        -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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                        • Vengeance Puriel
                          Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
                          Forum Member
                          • Jun 2018
                          • 324

                          #87
                          Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
                          How did you get in? Cut the self-abuse and start growing some fuzz down there. I don't need any stuff for that but for those who cannot rely on prayer only, I recommend something like this. I suppose it's intended for head hair but your desperate situation calls for desperate measures.

                          it wont make him any more of a man (or Christian)
                          -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
                          -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
                          -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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                          • Brother D. Thomas
                            Not the sharpest crayon in the box
                            Cherry picker on his way to Hell
                            • Feb 2013
                            • 176

                            #88
                            Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum
                            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                            Sweet little Tommy,
                            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                            how nice it is of you to finally share your real age and occupation!

                            Exodus 20:16 - Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.Which reminds me - you failed to provide actual Scriptural evidence that says I will grow a penis - oh, that's right, that's because there isn't any!

                            Of course, Tommy dear. All Christians also agree that unsaved trash like you are completely worthless - basically, I should avoid people like you and never, under any circumstances whatsoever, follow your lead:

                            2 Corinthians 6:14-16
                            14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
                            15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?

                            I have highlighted the part of your temper tantrum that is new, which is interesting - it's very feminine of you to keep changing your opinions so easily.

                            Anyway, Tommy, you may be claiming to be a Christian, but how do I know you are not a liar? How do I even know you are a man? One day you claim to be an adult, now you are claiming to be a little boy, and you keep throwing temper tantrums which lead me to think you are a little girl! How could I possibly submit to a supposed " Christian man" who does not act like a man, and possibly is not a man, and who has proven to me over, and over, and over again his/her utter ignorance of the Holy Bible?

                            Basically, Tommy dear, I have no reason whatsoever to respect you until you show me that you have been reading your Bible. You can do it, Tommy! I'm rooting for you, sweetie! Um, Tommy, are you absolutely sure you are in the fifth grade? Because your ability to read what is plainly written is deeply lacking.
                            That has nothing to do with the fact that only blasphemy against the Holy Ghost cannot be forgiven, while people can blaspheme all they want against Jesus and be forgiven. As it is written in the verse you cite yourself: I hope that was helpful. When did I say that, sweetie?I humbly thank you for your cruel and unjust persecution. It reassures me that I am right and you are wrong:

                            Luke 6:22 - Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you [from their company], and shall reproach [you], and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.
                            2 Timothy 3:12 - Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.
                            1 John 3:13 - Marvel not, my brethren, if the world hate you. Oh Tommy dear, what makes you think that Timothy is the author of that letter?

                            Have you ever even once in your life opened the Holy Bible? Please answer carefully as you should know what God will do to liars:

                            Revelation 21:8 - But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.A minister that does not know the authors of the books in the Bible? You are either a liar or a preacher imposter taking advantage of some seriously ignorant people. Tommy, sweetie, you meant 2 Timothy 4:3-4, not 4:3, isn't that right Tommy? Oh I just love so much being helpful by pointing out other peoples mistakes!
                            Says the person who doesn't know who wrote the letter to Timothy! You are so funny, Tommy dear!

                            I am still praying for you, Tommy dear. I don't really have much hopes for your Salvation, as you have proven yourself to be a cheating liar, but praying for lowlife scumbags makes me feel better about myself.


                            P.S.: Why haven't you learned yet how to quote properly? Is that really as difficult as finding your way to the previous page of this thread where is the post by Brother Gonzalez which you ignored? That really has hurt his feelings, you know!




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                            BASILISSA,


                            Dear, I am having trouble reading your posts because of having "coughing episodes" afterwards BECAUSE OF ALL OF YOUR INSIDIOUS SMOKE SCREENS THAT YOU HIDE BEHIND TO COVER YOUR BLATANT BIBLICAL IGNORANCE TO OUR JESUS' TRUE WORDS! You are missing your calling, you should have been a firefighter! Dear, I am growing tired of your side-stepping the biblical facts that I present to you with grade school antics, comical hermeneutics, and some of the most egregious spin doctoring that I have ever seen!

                            Our Jesus’ inspired words are so correct in stating that women like you are of a lesser vessel (1 Peter 3:7), therefore, YOU CAN NEVER BE RATIONAL ENOUGH to understand Jesus’ true words, let alone actually following them, other than to RUN AWAY FROM THEM! BLASPHEME!


                            Jesus’s inspired word has given all Christian men the reason to HATE and LOATH all women, of which, you Basilissa, are the epitome in the following passages!

                            “It is better to live in a corner of the housetop than in a house shared with a quarrelsome wife.” (Proverbs 21:9)

                            “A continual dripping on a rainy day and a quarrelsome wife are alike;” (Proverbs 27:15)

                            “It is better to live in a desert land than with a quarrelsome and fretful woman.” (Proverbs 21:19)

                            “It is better to live in a corner of the housetop than in a house shared with a quarrelsome wife.” (Proverbs 25:24)

                            “A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands.” (Proverbs 27:15-16)

                            “I find more bitter than death the woman who is a snare, whose heart is a trap and whose hands are chains. The man who pleases God will escape her, but the sinner she will ensnare.” (Ecclesiastes 7:26)

                            Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with them according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life; that your prayers be not hindered.” (1 Peter 3:7)

                            “A wise woman builds her home, but a foolish woman tears it down with her own hands.” (Proverbs 14:1)

                            “A beautiful woman who lacks discretion is like a gold ring in a pig’s snout.” (Proverbs 11:22)

                            “For the lips of an immoral woman are as sweet as honey, and her mouth is smoother than oil. But in the end she is as bitter as poison, as dangerous as a double-edged sword.” (Proverbs 5:3-4)

                            “Wisdom will save you also from the adulterous woman, from the wayward woman with her seductive words.” (Proverbs 2:16)

                            “The mouth of an adulterous woman is a deep pit; a man who is under the LORD’s wrath falls into it.” (Proverbs 22:14)

                            “And if they are on the list, they will learn to be lazy and will spend their time gossiping from house to house, meddling in other people’s business and talking about things they shouldn’t.” (1 Timothy 5:13)


                            Basilissa, I have spoken out towards you as a women because of our Jesus’ inspired words show me that I have reason to do so. Therefore, accept your 2nd class status along with you committing the Unpardonable Sin, whereas you have absolutely no future in the Christian faith, other than to burn in the sulfur lakes of Hell upon your demise!


                            THANK JESUS FOR ALLOWING ALL CHRISTIAN MEN TO HAVE THE GODLY EXCUSE TO DESPISE ALL WOMEN, PRAISE HIS NAME!


                            In the name of the hung Savior,

                            Brother D. Thomas



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                            • Brother D. Thomas
                              Not the sharpest crayon in the box
                              Cherry picker on his way to Hell
                              • Feb 2013
                              • 176

                              #89
                              Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
                              How did you get in? Cut the self-abuse and start growing some fuzz down there. I don't need any stuff for that but for those who cannot rely on prayer only, I recommend something like this. I suppose it's intended for head hair but your desperate situation calls for desperate measures.



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                              Pastor Ezekiel,

                              With all due respect, the meme that you are using is better described by a man's male anatomy, therefore, our Jesus has graciously endowed me in biblical proportions! THANKYOUJESUS!

                              There is no self abuse upon my part, because my revealing posts within this thead, the last one being #89, shows explicitly how women are to be viewed, and with the King James Bible as the foundation!


                              In the name of the hung Savior,

                              Brother D. Thomas



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                              • Brother D. Thomas
                                Not the sharpest crayon in the box
                                Cherry picker on his way to Hell
                                • Feb 2013
                                • 176

                                #90
                                Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

                                Originally posted by Vengeance Puriel View Post
                                Stop repeating the same verse over and over and over, you don't seem to understand while this is a church forum it is NOT church. Miss Bas. Has not been teaching you but rather giving you sound advice, And here's mine SHUT UP!

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                                Vengeance Puriel,

                                Oh, oh, I can see that when actual biblical axioms are given, you seemingly are getting "antsy!" Whoops!

                                Instead of you telling a godly Christian man like me to SHUT UP on the true word of Jesus, you can remedy your problem by not reading my posts! 2+2=4.


                                In the name of the hung Savior,

                                Brother D. Thomas



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