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  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
    True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
     
    • Jul 2014
    • 8459

    #16
    Re: Hello

    Sister Basilissa, I took his question to mean that he didn't understand what Going to even means!

    I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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    • Bishop Green
      Foul Sinner on Moderation
      • Aug 2018
      • 8

      #17
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
      Sister Basilissa, I took his question to mean that he didn't understand what Going to even means!

      I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

      I guess you are right. I am a good Methodist and follow the disciplines of John Wesley as I should.



      SO I don't get that I am going to hell and true I don't understand what you mean by going to hell?



      SO yes, what do you mean by Going to hell?

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      • Bishop Green
        Foul Sinner on Moderation
        • Aug 2018
        • 8

        #18
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
        Methodists don't follow the Word of God 100%. That means they are going to :

        James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.



        100% hmmmmmm, okay

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29457

          #19
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Bishop Green View Post
          I guess you are right. I am a good Methodist and follow the disciplines of John Wesley as I should.



          SO I don't get that I am going to hell and true I don't understand what you mean by going to hell?



          SO yes, what do you mean by Going to hell?
          Consider this:
          You're riding your bike, all proud because your dad took off the training wheels. A Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.

          You're dead
          Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
          As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
          Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

          Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
            True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
             
            • Jul 2014
            • 8459

            #20
            Re: Hello

            Why all the SOs, Mr Green? Is this some trendy thing that the young folk do at the beginning of all their sentences? Why SO?
            Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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            • Basilissa
              South of the Border outreach program
              True Christian™
               
              • Mar 2013
              • 12997

              #21
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Bishop Green View Post
              I guess you are right. I am a good Methodist and follow the disciplines of John Wesley as I should.

              SO I don't get that I am going to hell and true I don't understand what you mean by going to hell?

              SO yes, what do you mean by Going to hell?
              Wow. Just wow. Sister Joanna was right, and I was too much of an optimist, again. Well, dear Bishop, I will try to explain it to you slowly.

              Do you have a King James Bible near you? Take it into your hands. (If you don't have a hard copy, you can go to www.kingjamesbibleonline.org ).

              Now, look at the table of contents. In most printed Bibles, you should be able to have one that lists the books of the Bible in alphabetical order. Do you see the name "John Wesley" anywhere there? No? Well, here is your answer. John Wesley did not write a single book of the Bible, therefore he is not someone that should be followed if you want to be Saved.

              Now, the Bible also offers us helpful descriptions of how Hell looks:

              Matthew 13:50 - And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

              2 Thessalonians 1:9 - Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;

              Revelation 20:15 - And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

              Revelation 21:8 - But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.


              So basically, "going to Hell" means "being punished in an everlasting lake of fire forever and ever."

              Was this response helpful? I really hope so.
              God created fossils to test our faith.

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              • Bishop Green
                Foul Sinner on Moderation
                • Aug 2018
                • 8

                #22
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                Wow. Just wow. Sister Joanna was right, and I was too much of an optimist, again. Well, dear Bishop, I will try to explain it to you slowly.

                Do you have a King James Bible near you? Take it into your hands. (If you don't have a hard copy, you can go to www.kingjamesbibleonline.org ).

                Now, look at the table of contents. In most printed Bibles, you should be able to have one that lists the books of the Bible in alphabetical order. Do you see the name "John Wesley" anywhere there? No? Well, here is your answer. John Wesley did not write a single book of the Bible, therefore he is not someone that should be followed if you want to be Saved.

                Now, the Bible also offers us helpful descriptions of how Hell looks:

                Matthew 13:50 - And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

                2 Thessalonians 1:9 - Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;

                Revelation 20:15 - And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

                Revelation 21:8 - But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.


                So basically, "going to Hell" means "being punished in an everlasting lake of fire forever and ever."

                Was this response helpful? I really hope so.

                That Lake of Fire sounds terrible....sounds like it goes on forever. That is horrible. I dont want to go there.

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                • Brother D. Thomas
                  Not the sharpest crayon in the box
                  Cherry picker on his way to Hell
                  • Feb 2013
                  • 176

                  #23
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Bishop Green View Post
                  Hello to all,


                  I hope to enjoy good Christian fellowship among fellow believers in the chats that we enjoy here.


                  Bishop Green

                  _______________________

                  Bishop Green,

                  Addressing your quote above, then how in the hell are you really going to have good Christian fellowship with you being an admitted HELL BOUND METHODIST?!

                  Are you aware of your Satanic Methodist beliefs? As just one of many ungodly aspects of your pagan faith, how embarrassing can you get when your church baptizes babies! Are you kidding?!

                  "But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.. (Hebrews 11:6 )

                  Listen up fool, the above passage is why Baptists only baptize adults! Whereas, your ungodly Methodist faith allows baptism of babies that DO NOT have the cognitive abilities to believe with actual faith in Jesus, and it is impossible for babies to please Jesus in this respect. Therefore, babies are going directly to Hell if they die before understanding Jesus under the aforementioned circumstances relative to the verse in question. Bishop Green, do you want to call Jesus' inspired word as LIES?

                  As I am sure many Landover Baptists will agree, do we really want a bunch of crying and diaper ridden babies in our glorious heaven smelling the place up? I for one, say NO! Thank you Jesus for giving us biblical axioms to keep infants out of Heaven, praise!



                  In the name of the hung Savior,

                  Brother D. Thomas


                  __________________________

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                  • Vengeance Puriel
                    Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
                    Forum Member
                    • Jun 2018
                    • 324

                    #24
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
                    _______________________

                    Bishop Green,

                    Addressing your quote above, then how in the hell are you really going to have good Christian fellowship with you being an admitted HELL BOUND METHODIST?!

                    Are you aware of your Satanic Methodist beliefs? As just one of many ungodly aspects of your pagan faith, how embarrassing can you get when your church baptizes babies! Are you kidding?!

                    "But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.. (Hebrews 11:6 )

                    Listen up fool, the above passage is why Baptists only baptize adults! Whereas, your ungodly Methodist faith allows baptism of babies that DO NOT have the cognitive abilities to believe with actual faith in Jesus, and it is impossible for babies to please Jesus in this respect. Therefore, babies are going directly to Hell if they die before understanding Jesus under the aforementioned circumstances relative to the verse in question. Bishop Green, do you want to call Jesus' inspired word as LIES?

                    As I am sure many Landover Baptists will agree, do we really want a bunch of crying and diaper ridden babies in our glorious heaven smelling the place up? I for one, say NO! Thank you Jesus for giving us biblical axioms to keep infants out of Heaven, praise!



                    In the name of the hung Savior,

                    Brother D. Thomas


                    __________________________
                    Don't you have a brothel to save or something?
                    -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
                    -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
                    -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #25
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Bishop Green View Post
                      That Lake of Fire sounds terrible....sounds like it goes on forever. That is horrible. I dont want to go there.
                      You are not really a bishop, are you?
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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