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[RepublicanCapitalist]

Hello everyone,

I don't go to any church as of yet simply because I have not come across any church that practices the King James Bible here in Iowa.


I just came across your website and I really like your church. I plan on joining as soon as possible. Hope to see y'all next Sunday.


I came to find Jesus when I prayed to him for Trump to win the election and he did. This is how I found out that Jesus is God.


My favorite Bible verse is 1 Thessalonians 4:16


For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hello everyone,

I don't go to any church as of yet simply because I have not come across any church that practices the King James Bible here in Iowa.

Not a single one?

I just came across your website and I really like your church. I plan on joining as soon as possible. Hope to see y'all next Sunday.

Not likely dear, but do keep trying!

[Basilissa]

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Hello and to our friendly forum! I look forwards towards reading more of your posts. Are you a boy or a girl, dear? It's difficult to determine based on your name.

[RepublicanCapitalist]

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Hello and to our friendly forum! I look forwards towards reading more of your posts. Are you a boy or a girl, dear? It's difficult to determine based on your name.

I am a man, and my real name is Steven Jameson.

[James Hutchins]

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I am sure if you ever get out of the basement and go outside, you will find a Church, maybe even a good one. It will give your mom a chance to chage those sheets too. Won't that be nice!


In the mean time, read this:**"Noobs" please read this before posting.** SERIOUSLY!

[RepublicanCapitalist]

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I am sure if you ever get out of the basement and go outside, you will find a Church, maybe even a good one. It will give your mom a chance to change those sheets too. Won't that be nice!


In the mean time, read this:**"Noobs" please read this before posting.** SERIOUSLY!

I've been outside a lot (I'm a fisherman, so that's my job)

I have visited many churches, but what I have found is that even those which claim to be "KJV Churches" do not actually practice the King James Bible. Landover Baptist is the only one I found that actually has a good website that openly advertises the Truth™ without being intimidated by political correctness.

46 I will speak of thy testimonies also before kings, and will not be ashamed.
47 And I will delight myself in thy commandments, which I have loved.
48 My hands also will I lift up unto thy commandments, which I have loved; and I will meditate in thy statutes.
49 Remember the word unto thy servant, upon which thou hast caused me to hope.
50 This is my comfort in my affliction: for thy word hath quickened me.
51 The proud have had me greatly in derision: yet have I not declined from thy law.

- Psalm 119:46-51 KJV

Also: I change my own sheets. I am 22 year old fisherman who is interested in joining you fishers of men. Anyways, see y'all the day after tomorrow.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I've been outside a lot (I'm a fisherman, so that's my job)

I have visited many churches, but what I have found is that even those which claim to be "KJV Churches" do not actually practice the King James Bible. Landover Baptist is the only one I found that actually has a good website that openly advertises the Truth™ without being intimidated by political correctness.

46 I will speak of thy testimonies also before kings, and will not be ashamed.
47 And I will delight myself in thy commandments, which I have loved.
48 My hands also will I lift up unto thy commandments, which I have loved; and I will meditate in thy statutes.
49 Remember the word unto thy servant, upon which thou hast caused me to hope.
50 This is my comfort in my affliction: for thy word hath quickened me.
51 The proud have had me greatly in derision: yet have I not declined from thy law.

- Psalm 119:46-51 KJV

Also: I change my own sheets. I am 22 year old fisherman who is interested in joining you fishers of men. Anyways, see y'all the day after tomorrow.

The 119th is my most loved Psalm, together with the 149th.

Psalm 149:4-5 For the LORD taketh pleasure in his people: he will beautify the meek with salvation. Let the saints be joyful in glory: let them sing aloud upon their beds.

I can't wait for Him to take His pleasure in me.

[RepublicanCapitalist]

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The 119th is my most loved Psalm, together with the 149th.

Psalm 149:4-5 For the LORD taketh pleasure in his people: he will beautify the meek with salvation. Let the saints be joyful in glory: let them sing aloud upon their beds.

I can't wait for Him to take His pleasure in me.

Indeed, and I can't wait to meet y'all in church today

[Basilissa]

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Indeed, and I can't wait to meet y'all in church today

Excuse me? I dunno where you go to church but I'm pretty sure I don't go to the same place.

[James Hutchins]

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Indeed, and I can't wait to meet y'all in church today

I doubt it. I attend Church most days at the Church on the Hutchins Plantation, LLC. here in Virginia. Being I have 35 or so children, most are married with children and a few have their own children and so on, we are a standing room only. crowd Just as they do in Landover, at the Chystal Cathedral®, we pipe the sermons in to the coops when the workers stay, only charging them $10 a piece to bathe in the Word of God.

Though I suppose it is possible for a White man to sneak in, I do not know most of the people there.

[RepublicanCapitalist]

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Excuse me? I dunno where you go to church but I'm pretty sure I don't go to the same place.

I'm pretty sure you're mistaken since you just saw me this morning. I go to Landover Baptist Church. That's where you go, right?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I'm pretty sure you're mistaken since you just saw me this morning. I go to Landover Baptist Church. That's where you go, right?

Oh dear, someone seems to have forgotten his meds this morning. Did you "see" an... unusual worship band play, too?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Oh dear, someone seems to have forgotten his meds this morning.

Sad, isn't it? Can you imagine, though, a complete stranger, Unsaved Trash at that, getting past security? Bobby-Joe would go ballistic and Heads.Would.Roll!

[RepublicanCapitalist]

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Sad, isn't it? Can you imagine, though, a complete stranger, Unsaved Trash at that, getting past security? Bobby-Joe would go ballistic and Heads.Would.Roll!

Then again, perhaps I'm mistaken. Perhaps I stumbled into some other false church disguised as "Landover Baptist" - I'll have to make sure I find the real one next time.

[MitzaLizalor]

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.PARENTAL WARNING.
do not search for the
...VILE...BAND...
....depicted..above..