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  • _Lion_
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2018
    • 3

    #1

    Introduction

    Hi my name is Lion, well on the internet anyways.
    My in real life alias is Liam, and i have come to this
    forum mainly due to the outstanding opinions many
    human beings have on this wonderful site, its great to see that so many people are homophobic and racist. I love racist people and homophobic people, they are my favourite. I, myself do not endorse making fun of gay people or black people because i am a normal post millenial. Thats right, im apart of the modern society! Many people on here are VERY homophobic and VERY judgemental about black people. Plus i hope we get to talk about how we can get slavery back! I love SLAVERY. Many people here hate liberals and democrats. I see this forum is nothing new to the addition of the internet, because irony like this has been around for years, only to be discovered that this site is not trying to be ironic. I go to a church but i forgot the name! I also like the part in the bible where jesus is hanged on a cross. That was very sad and dramatic.


    That was me and my opinions!1!
    I love god I PROMISE.
  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12997

    #2
    Re: Introduction

    Originally posted by _Lion_ View Post
    Hi my name is Lion, well on the internet anyways.
    My in real life alias is Liam,
    Hi Liam-Lion and to our friendly forum!!!

    and i have come to this forum mainly due to the outstanding opinions many
    human beings have on this wonderful site, its great to see that so many people are homophobic and racist. I love racist people and homophobic people, they are my favourite.
    Sweetie, we simply espouse the Holy Bible. That means, we don't hate gays or people of lesser races just because they are gays or people of lesser races. We just want these people to abandon their wicked ways and accept Jesus instead.

    Thats right, im apart of the modern society!
    Does that make you sad? I think it would make me sad, to be apart from the modern society. I prefer to be a part of it, rather then apart from it.


    So how do you manage to be apart from modern society? Do you live in a cave or something?

    only to be discovered that this site is not trying to be ironic.
    Precisely. The Holy Bible says what it says, There's nothing ironic about it.


    I go to a church but i forgot the name!
    I'd expect nothing more from a self-admitted millennial, dear.


    I also like the part in the bible where jesus is hanged on a cross. That was very sad and dramatic.
    I know, right?!? This single death is so much more dramatic than all the genocides described in Numbers and Deuteronomy!!
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Dana723
      Forum member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2017
      • 771

      #3
      Re: Introduction

      Originally posted by _Lion_ View Post
      Thats right, im apart of the modern society!
      We're apart of the modern society too!



      And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God. ~ Romans 12:2

      Or did you mean you're A PART because "apart" and "a part" mean two different things?
      Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
      1 Corinthians 11:13

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22380

        #4
        Re: Introduction

        Originally posted by _Lion_ View Post
        I also like the part in the bible where jesus is hanged on a cross. That was very sad and dramatic.
        Isn't it amazing that God loves us so much that He severely tortured His only Son to death for us? Thinking about that always puts a smile on my face!
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29457

          #5
          Re: Introduction

          Welcome Lionel!


          You know, the worst thing is a queersexual nigra. Always on the 'DL' (that means 'down low'). They are always raping young White boys and robbing people.


          Tell me about your close and personal relationship with Jesus? What passage do you like best?
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #6
            Re: Introduction

            Originally posted by _Lion_ View Post
            I, myself do not endorse making fun of gay people or black people....
            Hello Lion, and welcome to our friendly forums! You say you do not endorse making fun of the Gays and Negroes. Perhaps you would like to know why we do what we do and then you can decide what's right for you. For me, it's right to identify the bully and stand up for my own rights. It's right to illuminate the tyrant in society, expose what they do and say and let them shine their own spotlight right onto themselves so everyone else can see past the façade and know the meanie for who they are.


            Are the Gays and Negroes meanies, bullies, and tyrants? Oh yes they are! They are mean to me, my family, my community, my society, and most importantly to Jesus! They are mean by trying to dupe compassionate people like you and me into feeling sorry for them as some kind of victims - of circumstance, birth, society, economics, and anything else they can think of. It's this victim mentality and the impression of "doing good in society as a group" that is so dishonest and reprehensible! Why, they're taking all attention away from Jesus who, like you said, died a sad and dramatic death for the few of us!


            Making fun of bullies is a way of knocking them off their social pedestal, one notch at a time. Mocking bullies is a way of showing myself and others that I'm not afraid of them because while they can take my things, my rights, and even my pride, they cannot take away my values. Furthermore, by exposing them to everyone as bullies attempting to censor me and my kind, I reveal them for who they are to the very society that has been raised to believe they are beneficial to society at best, benign at the very least. Sometimes, a joke makes a point far better, and far more memorable, than a long, well-meaning treatise.
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Johny Joe Hold
              Mayor of Freehold
               
              • Feb 2010
              • 12971

              #7
              Re: Introduction

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              For me, it's right to identify the bully and stand up for my own rights.
              Are the Gays and Negroes meanies, bullies, and tyrants? Oh yes they are! They are mean to me, my family, my community, my society, and most importantly to Jesus! It's this victim mentality and the impression of "doing good in society as a group" that is so dishonest and reprehensible!
              Mocking bullies is a way of showing myself and others that I'm not afraid of them because while they can take my things, my rights, and even my pride, they cannot take away my values.
              White Christians are being bullied by Gays and Negroes. We must stand up for ourselves even though we are victims of abuse.
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #8
                Re: Introduction

                Snoop Lion, I couldn't care less about your opinions on gays or blacks. Do you expect to be rewarded with a cookie for feeling about them the things most normal people feel about them?

                What's next, do we owe you a participation trophy because you remembered to pull your pants down before your last bowel movement?
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