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Hello everyone! I am very happy to be a new member here. Thanks to the administrator to provide such a great site. I am going to share ideas with people who have the same interests with me. Send me messages now!
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Re: Hello I am a new one here
A very cautious welcome to you. I'm a little disappointed to see that you didn't mention God or Jesus in your opening post. If you are truly here to share the love of God with us, you should follow the instructions at the top of the page and tell us what church you attend, which Bible verse is your favorite, and how you found Jesus. Also, make sure your Bible verse is from the 1611 KJV.And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
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Re: Hello I am a new one here
Hello, dear, andOriginally posted by katerobrown View Post
to our Godly forum! I understand that as a female you are easily distracted and therefore have difficulties following directions, so I'm going to copy them from the top of this page and color-code them for you:
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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Re: Hello I am a new one here
You are lucky to have found us. Landover Baptist Church is the only church in the world allowed to trade mark the term True Christian™.
If you follow the directions outlined by Pastor Zeke you will leave behind your present sinful life. Welcome.Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.Comment
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Re: Hello I am a new one here
You should be thanking Jesus and not the administrator for this site. Other than that, I hope we can have a fluent conversation. What are your topics of interest in the Bible?1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.Comment
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Re: Hello I am a new one here
Originally posted by katerobrown View Post
Are you a male soldier for Christ or a nattering female here to go on about your favorite knitting needles and recipes for apple butter? I can tell nothing about you from your "introduction" so I offer a skepticome, which is a skeptical welcome. You'll find my posts here to be filled with the LOVE of GOD and the spiritual depth to provide hours of knowledge about the Word. Do you like horses?Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.Amen and AmenComment
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Re: Hello I am a new one here
I suspect it's one of those bot things, Brother Larry. It's posted pretty much the same thing on some Polak site and also an Eyetie one.Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
Possibly some sort of Dot-Injun device - AS, which is a bit like AI but stupid.Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!Comment
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Re: Hello I am a new one here
Your input reads like output from a spamming robot.
You better start saying some damn Christian things soon or we might get suspicious.But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)
The Bible is perfect and contains ZERO contradictions: A True Christian™ guide to logic
Using a spirit level to identify homosexuals: A guide for those without the "gaydar"
"eSports": Become Usain Bolt without leaving your sofa
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