[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: I don't know anything about God but I'm here to learn

(French cheese tastes awesome by the way)

What, even casgiu merzu?

[Lyandris Steele]

Re: I don't know anything about God but I'm here to learn

What, even casgiu merzu?

Alright maybe not ALL of them, but most cheeses are great. America may have better leader, but we've got the best cheese.

[Basilissa]

Re: I don't know anything about God but I'm here to learn

America may have better leader,

Of course we do!! He is the smartest president any country ever had, he has accomplished more than all previous administrations before, and he's not afraid to say what all straight men think - which is that he likes grabbing pretty women by our pussies! I mean, seriously: what woman would not like to be honored like that?!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I don't know anything about God but I'm here to learn

America may have better leader

We also have better grammar. God is clearly on our side.

but we've got the best cheese

You do know cheese is milk that's gone bad right?

For someone "who is here to learn" you are an amazingly slow student. It's almost as if you are French.

[Lyandris Steele]

Re: I don't know anything about God but I'm here to learn

We also have better grammar. God is clearly on our side.

You do know cheese is milk that's gone bad right?

For someone "who is here to learn" you are an amazingly slow student. It's almost as if you are French.

Not knowing =/= Not caring.
Ex: It's not that I don't know about staving negroes in Africa, it's that I don't care.


And I've read the thread you sent me about America being God's favourites, and something is bothering me.
Isn't obesity a sign of gluttony ? And isn't gluttony one of the seven deadly sins ?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: I don't know anything about God but I'm here to learn

Not knowing =/= Not caring.
Ex: It's not that I don't know about staving negroes in Africa, it's that I don't care.

And I've read the thread you sent me about America being God's favourites, and something is bothering me.
Isn't obesity a sign of gluttony ? And isn't gluttony one of the seven deadly sins ?

Dear Sinner,

Obesity can be caused by various forms of sin, one of which is neglecting Prayer Healing (James 5:16) and choosing atheist medicine in the case of, for instance, thyroid dysfunction. As for the deadly sins, that's a Catholic concept, not Christian. Christians know that it is futile to make lists of sins by defining some of them "worse" or "lesser sins". That's just Papist nonsense. All sins are equally bad (except one) in the eyes of Jesus.

James 2:10
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

Thus, by choosing some sins as the "7 deadly" the Catholic false religion is once again spitting unto the Sweet Face of Jesus. The one sin that stands out is not among the Catholic list. It is unforgivable and if one has committed it, one can never become a True Christian™ and Salvation® will be impossible. The people who've committed it are always prone to end up in Hell. No excuses. No parole.

Matthew 12:31
Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.

In contrast, if a Saved® True Christian(tm) becomes obese, it is not a sin as True Christians™ are unable to sin.

1 John 3:9
Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

In these cases, obesity, your example, would be beneficial for the Grand Design of Jesus. For instance, the overweight person would survive longer periods of persecution in the hands of infidels.

It was a pleasure to educate you in some of the basic concepts of real Christian thought!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Lyandris Steele]

Re: I don't know anything about God but I'm here to learn

Thank you very much Sir, I really appreciate you taking time out of your day to explain all of this to me. The differences between the different religions is really interesting, and I agree, what's the point of having "bigger" sins in just one is enough to doom ? That's stupid.



It did give me another question, though.
Are american Christians really persecuted ?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: I don't know anything about God but I'm here to learn

Are american Christians really persecuted ?

Yes. One of the principal forms is gay marriage that has driven several True Christian™ businesses into oblivion. This is because the mandatory gay marriage prevents Christians from discriminating against these sinners. Christians know that same-sex nuptials are wrong. Proof below:

1 Timothy 1:10
For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

God has also given us the right to avoid and guide those who are unbelievers.

2 Corinthians 6:14
Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

Matthew 28:19-20
Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost: Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world. Amen.

Based on this, it is persecution if a Christian entrepreneur is refused to refuse service to unclean unbelievers. Q.E.D. (ce qu'il fallait démontrer in your dialect)


Yours in Christ,

Elmer