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  • SandwichMaker1500
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    • Jan 2019
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    #1

    Kathy Miller

    Hello my fellow Christians, my name is Kathy Miller and I've been with the church for 8 years now. During my childhood, I was raised by a bunch of abominations, aka JEWS. But one day, as I was driving, I lost consciousness at the wheel but somehow, miraculously, the people I hit did not die. At that moment, I realized that Jesus was, infact, our Savior.

    1 Corinthians 6:9-11


    "Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God. And such were some of you. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God."
  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
    True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
     
    • Jul 2014
    • 8409

    #2
    Re: Kathy Miller

    Hello and an extremely cautious welcome to our forums.

    Tell us, what church do you go to? And why does the link you provide lead to some peculiar "modern" version of the Bible, rather than to the KJV(1611)?
    Originally posted by SandwichMaker1500 View Post
    1 Corinthians 6:9-11
    "Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God. And such were some of you. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God."
    Here is the correct link: 1 Corinthians 6:9-11
    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #3
      Re: Kathy Miller

      Welcome Mrs. Miller. How many sons has God seen fit to express from your fertile loins?
      Tell us all about your husband! What Church does he attend? How has Jesus carried him over the barriers of life?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22373

        #4
        Re: Kathy Miller

        Originally posted by SandwichMaker1500 View Post
        I realized that Jesus was, infact, our Savior
        I am glad to hear that and welcome to God's favorite forum!

        Do you have your husband's permission to be here?
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Dennis Lukes
          Innkeeper for Christ
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2018
          • 2388

          #5
          Re: Kathy Miller

          Hello Kathy. How did you come to be raised by hook-nosed goblins? Did they seize you as collateral when your parents defaulted on a loan?
          I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
          Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
          But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
          From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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          • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
            Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
             
            • Jun 2007
            • 6572

            #6
            Re: Kathy Miller

            Originally posted by SandwichMaker1500 View Post
            During my childhood, I was raised by a bunch of abominations
            I have a bit of a pet peeve about people who misuse this word:
            The Biblical words usually translated as "abomination" do not always convey the same sense of moral exceptionalism as the English term does today, as it often may signify that which is forbidden or unclean according to the religion (especially sheqets). Linguistically in this case, it may be closer in meaning to the Polynesian term taboo or tapu, signifying that which is forbidden, and should not be eaten, and or not touched, and which sometimes was a capital crime.
            Whereas what the Bible says about Jews:
            The Jews are culpable for crucifying Jesus - as such they are guilty of deicide.

            The tribulations of the Jewish people throughout history constitute God's punishment of them for killing Jesus.

            Jesus originally came to preach only to the Jews, but when they rejected him, he abandoned them for gentiles instead.

            The Children of Israel were God's original chosen people by virtue of an ancient covenant, but by rejecting Jesus they forfeited their chosenness - and now, by virtue of a New Covenant (or "testament"), Christians have replaced the Jews as God's chosen people, the Church having become the "People of God."

            The Jewish Bible (the so-called "Old Testament") repeatedly portrays the opaqueness and stubbornness of the Jewish people and their disloyalty to God.

            The Jewish Bible contains many predictions of the coming of Jesus as the Messiah (or "Christ"), yet the Jews are blind to the meaning of their own Bible.

            By the time of Jesus' ministry, Judaism had ceased to be a living faith.

            Judaism's essence is a restrictive and burdensome legalism...

            Judaism's oppressiveness reflects the disposition of Jesus' opponents called "Pharisees" (predecessors of the "rabbis"), who in their teachings and behavior were hypocrites (see Woes of the Pharisees).

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            • SandwichMaker1500
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              • Jan 2019
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              #7
              Re: Kathy Miller

              Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
              Hello and an extremely cautious welcome to our forums.

              Tell us, what church do you go to? And why does the link you provide lead to some peculiar "modern" version of the Bible, rather than to the KJV(1611)?

              Here is the correct link: 1 Corinthians 6:9-11
              Oh my bad! I would never mean to misquote or alter the bible I'm just not very good with this internet stuff yet... I'll make sure to use your link in the future! Thank you!

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              • SandwichMaker1500
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                #8
                Re: Kathy Miller

                Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post
                I have a bit of a pet peeve about people who misuse this word:
                The Biblical words usually translated as "abomination" do not always convey the same sense of moral exceptionalism as the English term does today, as it often may signify that which is forbidden or unclean according to the religion (especially sheqets). Linguistically in this case, it may be closer in meaning to the Polynesian term taboo or tapu, signifying that which is forbidden, and should not be eaten, and or not touched, and which sometimes was a capital crime.
                Whereas what the Bible says about Jews:
                The Jews are culpable for crucifying Jesus - as such they are guilty of deicide.

                The tribulations of the Jewish people throughout history constitute God's punishment of them for killing Jesus.

                Jesus originally came to preach only to the Jews, but when they rejected him, he abandoned them for gentiles instead.

                The Children of Israel were God's original chosen people by virtue of an ancient covenant, but by rejecting Jesus they forfeited their chosenness - and now, by virtue of a New Covenant (or "testament"), Christians have replaced the Jews as God's chosen people, the Church having become the "People of God."

                The Jewish Bible (the so-called "Old Testament") repeatedly portrays the opaqueness and stubbornness of the Jewish people and their disloyalty to God.

                The Jewish Bible contains many predictions of the coming of Jesus as the Messiah (or "Christ"), yet the Jews are blind to the meaning of their own Bible.

                By the time of Jesus' ministry, Judaism had ceased to be a living faith.

                Judaism's essence is a restrictive and burdensome legalism...

                Judaism's oppressiveness reflects the disposition of Jesus' opponents called "Pharisees" (predecessors of the "rabbis"), who in their teachings and behavior were hypocrites (see Woes of the Pharisees).



                I will make sure to be more careful about my word choice in the future. There are so many chores to do with 3 kids that I forget my vocabulary once in a while. Thank you for the knowledge

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                • SandwichMaker1500
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                  #9
                  Re: Kathy Miller

                  Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                  Hello Kathy. How did you come to be raised by hook-nosed goblins? Did they seize you as collateral when your parents defaulted on a loan?
                  God tests us in mysterious ways but I'm sure it was all part of the plan

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                  • SandwichMaker1500
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                    #10
                    Re: Kathy Miller

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    I am glad to hear that and welcome to God's favorite forum!

                    Do you have your husband's permission to be here?
                    Of course I would never create an internet account without my Husband's permission! A woman's role is to serve and obey in accordance with god.

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                    • Basilissa
                      South of the Border outreach program
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 12978

                      #11
                      Re: Kathy Miller

                      Well, hello and to our friendly forum, dear! How many sons do you have, and do they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety (1 Timothy 2:`5)?
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • Dennis Lukes
                        Innkeeper for Christ
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2018
                        • 2388

                        #12
                        Re: Kathy Miller

                        Originally posted by SandwichMaker1500 View Post
                        Of course I would never create an internet account without my Husband's permission! A woman's role is to serve and obey in accordance with god.
                        God will not be mocked! Read Galatians 6:7. Only a heathen would spit in His face by refusing to capitalize His name! You clearly don't set much store by obeying God, which makes you a liar as well (Exodus 20:16). Enjoy Hell, sinner.
                        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10050

                          #13
                          Re: Kathy Miller

                          Hi Karen! I am very pleased to meet you!

                          Oh, I'm sorry, it was Kathy, wasn't it?


                          Say, why don't you upload a nice profile picture?


                          It's so much easier for me to remember who's who when I can put a face to a name.




                          Yes.


                          Yes indeedy.
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                          • Jim C. Lombardo
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Aug 2014
                            • 565

                            #14
                            Re: Kathy Miller

                            Brother_Faith, I don't care a lick about this ..whoever (unless yes, a PP is appreciated always. )

                            Brother, may I ask how much I could pay you, as a machine of faith, to shake me up some good stuff? :p

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                            • Faith_Machine
                              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 10050

                              #15
                              Re: Kathy Miller

                              Jim, I'm not sure what you're asking, but whatever it is, I would certainly try to provide it for free.


                              This isn't about drugs, is it?
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