New to town

[Isobel Gowdie]

My Husband and I are new to town, having previously been tainted by the ongoing crisis of the catholic faith, it is with his permission i reach out to make aquatenses, of whom can guide me to becoming a better wife to my Husband and Jesus. I am permitted to only contact other faithful wives and will not respond to men who are not pastors

[Esther B.]

Re: New to town

A warm, but cautious welcome to you! Please read the instructions at the top of the page and tell us where you go to church, which Bible verse is your favorite, and how you found Jesus. Please make sure that you're only quoting from the KJV 1611 Bible, as that is the ONLY proper version.

[Isobel Gowdie]

Re: New to town

Please forgive my error. OFCOURSE KJV 1611 is the one and only true bible. I pray I can make up for my error. I will change my ways.My husband assures me my favourite verse is
Corinthians 14:35

He asks that I do not disclose our previous church due to its catholic nature.
We do not currently attend a church but my husband leads me in verse daily.

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: New to town

Welcome to the forum, Mrs Gowdie. Tell us more about yourself. How many times has the Lord opened your womb? Which town have you recently moved to?

[mrgrtt123]

Re: New to town

Welcome on board I hope that you guys what you are searching for on this community.

[Basilissa]

Re: New to town

My Husband and I are new to town, having previously been tainted by the ongoing crisis of the catholic faith, it is with his permission i reach out to make aquatenses, of whom can guide me to becoming a better wife to my Husband and Jesus. I am permitted to only contact other faithful wives and will not respond to men who are not pastors

Well hello and to our friendly forum! Now, as an unmarried young lady I don't expect you'll respond to me (according to your strict communication rules set by your husband), nonetheless, I do hope your better half will, eventually, allow you to engage with people other than pastors and married women. It is, after all, a discussion forum, and how can we get to know you if you don't participate?

Also, you both should be pleased to know that you are not the only ones who found a safe haven here after escaping from the clutches and wandering hands of the Catholics.

Please forgive my error. OFCOURSE KJV 1611 is the one and only true bible. I pray I can make up for my error. I will change my ways.My husband assures me my favourite verse is
Corinthians 14:35

Great choice - Apostle Paul never disappoints with his view of women, does he?

He asks that I do not disclose our previous church due to its catholic nature.
We do not currently attend a church but my husband leads me in verse daily.

I do hope you will be able to find a Godly, Bible-obeying Baptist church in the area where you live. Just don't fall for the Southern Baptists - they are nothing but a heretical cult!

[James Hutchins]

Re: New to town

Hi. I hope you are not coming on to me just because I am a currently single virile male. Jesus is my BFF and He and I spend our time, together.
I would be interested in your husband. What are his interests. Does he like camping with Gods nature?

[Faith_Machine]

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I don't know many Catholics who would just come right out and admit they were tainted.

How would you even know if you were, given that your mind is clouded by heresy?


I hope you're not just saying things you think will make us trust you.

[Rabbi Shekelsberg]

Re: New to town

My Husband and I are new to town, having previously been tainted by the ongoing crisis of the catholic faith, it is with his permission i reach out to make aquatenses, of whom can guide me to becoming a better wife to my Husband and Jesus. I am permitted to only contact other faithful wives and will not respond to men who are not pastors

I am a Pastor. A real one, one of the Chosen people.
Have you donated to Israel today? If you didnt, you cannot call yourself an American!

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Also your religion is false. Accept the Talmud!

Christians who reject the Talmud will go to hell and be punished there for all generations.” (Rosh Hashanah 17a)

[Faith_Machine]

Re: New to town

I am a Pastor. A real one, one of the Chosen people.
Have you donated to Israel today? If you didnt, you cannot call yourself an American!

**MONEY-GRUBBING JEW LINK REMOVED**


Also your religion is false. Accept the Talmud!

Christians who reject the Talmud will go to hell and be punished there for all generations.” (Rosh Hashanah 17a)

Dear Pretend-Shylock, rabbis are not referred to as "pastors."

You'd know this if you were an actual rabbi, and not some teenaged girl trying to troll the Internet.


Hope this helps!

[Rabbi Shekelsberg]

Re: New to town

Dear Pretend-Shylock, rabbis are not referred to as "pastors."

You'd know this if you were an actual rabbi, and not some teenaged girl trying to troll the Internet.


Hope this helps!

Shalom Goy! Of course I am a real Rabbi. I said i was a pastor in the sense that Im also a spiritual guide, but a real one.

Real salvation doesn’t come from belief only. You must prove you are a real American. Just send shekels here

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I see you live in San Francisco and have the sodomite flag in your profile. Its ok, im a modern Rabbi. You can come to Tel Aviv and meet other sodomites, we have lots of them. We also have
***PEOPLE OF THE TRANSGENDER PERVERSION*** if you are into that.

Just send me $10000 here with reference ***REMOVED POTENTIAL STUMBLING BLOCK*** and i will arrange your trip and will also teach you the Talmud.

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[DolliMoans]

Re: New to town

You'd know this if you were an actual rabbi, and not some teenaged girl trying to troll the Internet.

Likely one of those goth fatties with no friends at school. I know all too well about the rising trend of lonely girls posing as online perverts for the slightest bit of company.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: New to town

You'd know this if you were an actual rabbi, and not some teenaged girl trying to troll the Internet.

Brother FM, I briefly puzzled over whether this was our fake Russian mooslim friend, or our fake simultaneously-"bi"-and-straight friend who is now pretending to be a girl and is therefore probably a boy. But after wasting just a few seconds, I realized that I don't actually care, as Proverbs 6:16-19 confirms his, her or its fate.