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  • Mrs Abigail Williams
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    • Mar 2019
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    Hello

    Hello, my name is Abigail Williams. I am married to my Godly husband, Daniel Williams, and have eight children, five sons and two daughters. We are members of Kinnelon Baptist Church, and my favorite Bible verse is Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire"
    Nice to meet you all.
    Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."
  • Brother Gonzalez
    Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
    True Christian™
     
    • Sep 2016
    • 2087

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    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Mrs Abigail Williams View Post
    Hello, my name is Abigail Williams. I am married to my Godly husband, Daniel Williams, and have eight children, five sons and two daughters. We are members of Kinnelon Baptist Church, and my favorite Bible verse is Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire"
    Nice to meet you all.
    5+2=7


    What's the gender of your eighth children? Please don't say transgender.
    1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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    • Mrs Abigail Williams
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      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
      5+2=7


      What's the gender of your eighth children? Please don't say transgender.
      Apologies, I'm not good with numbers. There's a third daughter, but she's so quiet I nearly forget she's there.
      Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

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      • Pim Pendergast
        PHD - Theophysicist
        Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2012
        • 3103

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Welcome to the forum, Abigail. So what brought you to Jesus? How were you saved?
        sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

        Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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        • Mrs Abigail Williams
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          • Mar 2019
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          Originally posted by Pim Pendergast View Post
          Welcome to the forum, Abigail. So what brought you to Jesus? How were you saved?
          Thank you for the welcome, Mr. Pendergast. I grew up in a pentecostal church, then at the age of 16 I realized while reading my Bible that what they were teaching in church was a lie (there were female pastors and everything), so I left that church, ran away from home, and found a real church were I gave my life to God.
          Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

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          • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
            An old soul
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            • Aug 2013
            • 5044

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            Re: Hello

            Pleased to make your acquaintance. What are your views on anal sex? What are your views on race-mixing? What are your views on sex with the mouth? Hope to get to know you better.
            If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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            • Mrs Abigail Williams
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              Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
              Pleased to make your acquaintance. What are your views on anal sex? What are your views on race-mixing? What are your views on sex with the mouth? Hope to get to know you better.
              My husband says that "sexual relations are only meant to have children". He also said I shouldn't think about race-mixing, since that would be adultery. Pleased to make your acquaintance as well.
              Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

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              • Mary Etheldreda
                Gushing for Jesus
                 
                • Sep 2011
                • 23775

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                Re: Hello

                Oh Glory! Another home educator to talk with! We can spend just hours and hours discussing curriculum, discipline, chores, schedules, patriotism, singing, the best way to use the Bible to teach Math, oh and just all sorts of fun and wonderful things!

                Do tell, what are your thoughts about penmanship and how many hours per day do your children dedicate to it?
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Isabella White
                  True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                   
                  • Mar 2019
                  • 4374

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                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Mrs Abigail Williams View Post
                  Thank you for the welcome, Mr. Pendergast. I grew up in a pentecostal church, then at the age of 16 I realized while reading my Bible that what they were teaching in church was a lie (there were female pastors and everything), so I left that church, ran away from home, and found a real church were I gave my life to God.
                  Pentecostal. Say no more, Dear. My father was a Pentecostal minister. We didn't have women pastors (men and women usually sat apart from each other in our church) but women were cutting their hair. Glad you've found redemption elsewhere, but please don't tell me you're going to one of those mega church, unless it's a MAGA church.
                  (Mrs.) Isabella White

                  Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                  • Dennis Lukes
                    Innkeeper for Christ
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2018
                    • 2388

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Praise Jesus for showing you the way to us. What does your husband do, and what's his favorite flavor of pie? What state do you live in? If you're ever in eastern Nebraska, remember to make a stop at the Blood of Christ Motel for a True Christian lodging experience.
                    I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                    Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                    But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                    From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                    • Mrs Abigail Williams
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                      • Mar 2019
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                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                      Oh Glory! Another home educator to talk with! We can spend just hours and hours discussing curriculum, discipline, chores, schedules, patriotism, singing, the best way to use the Bible to teach Math, oh and just all sorts of fun and wonderful things!

                      Do tell, what are your thoughts about penmanship and how many hours per day do your children dedicate to it?
                      I am so happy to meet another home educator! I have taught my children penmanship since they each turned three (I'm currently working on teaching the youngest two how to read the Bible). My oldest three are starting to work on cursive, and the younger three are in different stages of learning how to write in print. The boys do three hours a day of practice, and the girls do two, spending an extra hour on working on more domestic skills. (My three year old is learning how to clean surfaces with a rag, which makes her the youngest girl in the family).
                      Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

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                      • Basilissa
                        South of the Border outreach program
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                        • Mar 2013
                        • 12992

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                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by Mrs Abigail Williams View Post
                        have eight children, five sons and two daughters.
                        Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
                        5+2=7

                        What's the gender of your eighth children? Please don't say transgender.
                        Originally posted by Mrs Abigail Williams View Post
                        Apologies, I'm not good with numbers. There's a third daughter, but she's so quiet I nearly forget she's there.
                        Originally posted by Mrs Abigail Williams View Post
                        My oldest three are starting to work on cursive, and the younger three are in different stages of learning how to write in print. The boys do three hours a day of practice, and the girls do two, spending an extra hour on working on more domestic skills. (My three year old is learning how to clean surfaces with a rag, which makes her the youngest girl in the family).
                        3+3+1=7

                        Dear, is your eighth child so quiet you completely forgot to teach her how to read and write, ever?!
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                        God created fossils to test our faith.

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                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
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                        • Mrs Abigail Williams
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                          Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                          Praise Jesus for showing you the way to us. What does your husband do, and what's his favorite flavor of pie? What state do you live in? If you're ever in eastern Nebraska, remember to make a stop at the Blood of Christ Motel for a True Christian lodging experience.
                          We currently live in New Jersey, but I'll make sure to let my husband know about your recommendation. He is a carpenter (like Jesus ) , and he prefers peach pie.
                          Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

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                          • Mrs Abigail Williams
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                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                            3+3+1=7

                            Dear, is your eighth child so quiet you completely forgot to teach her how to read and write, ever?!
                            I must not have made myself clear enough, dear. My youngest two children (twin two year olds, one boy and one girl) are learning to read. I have another daughter (3) who is just learning to clean surfaces with a rag, along with beginning to learn how to write. There are two boys in the print-writing group, who are four and five. In my older group (the ones learning cursive) are two boys and one girl. Yes, I seperate them by group so that they can practice at their own levels, since there is such a range in ages.
                            Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

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                            • Basilissa
                              South of the Border outreach program
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                              • Mar 2013
                              • 12992

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                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by Mrs Abigail Williams View Post
                              I must not have made myself clear enough, dear. My youngest two children (twin two year olds, one boy and one girl) are learning to read. I have another daughter (3) who is just learning to clean surfaces with a rag, along with beginning to learn how to write. There are two boys in the print-writing group, who are four and five. In my older group (the ones learning cursive) are two boys and one girl. Yes, I seperate them by group so that they can practice at their own levels, since there is such a range in ages.
                              Well, I do hope that you outsource teaching math lessons to someone else, dear.
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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