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  • Allykat
    Unsaved trash
    Silent creep
    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2019
    • 13

    #16
    Re: Introduction

    Thank you for the welcome Mr. Dennis Lukes. Oh thanks for the correction. I have seen that verse before just recently. I still have lots of Bible reading and learning to do. Yes, I must get married and pregnant as soon as possible.


    Thank you for the welcome and the prayers Mr. James Hutchins!

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    • DolliMoans
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Sep 2017
      • 451

      #17
      Re: Introduction

      Welcome Ally! I won't beat around the bush, that is a rather tarty shade of lipstick you are wearing in your photo. Just what sort of men are you expecting to draw neigh with that? A True Christian beauty never needs any make-up enhancement. If you must, I recommend a light concealer to take any distracting shine off your nose. Ask me if you need any further help, I'm quite an expert in these personal aesthetic matters. -Dolli

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      • Allykat
        Unsaved trash
        Silent creep
        Under Investigation
        • Mar 2019
        • 13

        #18
        Re: Introduction

        Hi Dollimoans, I am sorry for the long delayed response. Thank you for the welcome. Oh okay, thank you for the tip!

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        • Dennis Lukes
          Innkeeper for Christ
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2018
          • 2388

          #19
          Re: Introduction

          It's good to see you posting again, young Miss Kat. I've seen you viewing threads, but you've only posted on this one. I do hope you realize that even unsaved trash such as yourself is allowed to post on any thread.


          Yours in Christ,
          Dennis Lukes
          I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
          Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
          But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
          From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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          • C. S. Darrow, Esq.
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2019
            • 43

            #20
            Re: Introduction

            Originally posted by Allykat View Post
            I have hoped to move from under my father's house right into my husband's house though, so I would always be under a Head... And unfortunately I am an old maid, so I am looking for a older gentleman. I do have a few child bearing years left though.
            Miss Kat, I just discovered your friend request, but am wary about accepting it as I believe any private messages between us could give the appearance of impropriety. As rarely as I see you've been active within this fine and Godly community (but for a few who've hacked their way in), I must conclude that your friend request is tied to your comment about an "older gentleman", which means you must see me as such. I'd have you know that I am not as old as you may aspire to find, at barely sixty years of age. Still, even as young as I am, now that my career is on track with Jesus calling the shots, I think I might finally be at an age where settling down and raising a family is beginning to have some appeal.


            It's unclear from anything you've posted just how old you are, but you did say you're still young enough - albeit not likely for much longer - to be fruitful, should you find the right "older gentleman" with whom you feel comfortable and to whom you are ready to devote your life in Jesus' name. With that in mind, I would be willing to at least open this channel of communication with you and - should we find some common ground before your procreation ability has been completely squandered - I would be willing to come to SoCal to meet in person with your father, then with you, should he approve of the arrangement I will have drawn up ahead of time.


            I will approve your friend request, with reservations, and will stress that any so-called "private messages" I receive from you may be subject to scrutiny by the leadership of Landover Baptist Church, should any communication from you seem out of step with what is reasonably expected from a Christian lady such as yourself. I also won't hesitate to share your communications with your father, should they be in any way even seemingly off-color. You will conduct yourself as the Christian and virginal lady you are at all times and in every communication we exchange.

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            • Basilissa
              South of the Border outreach program
              True Christian™
               
              • Mar 2013
              • 12978

              #21
              Re: Introduction

              Originally posted by C. S. Darrow, Esq. View Post
              Miss Kat, I just discovered your friend request, but am wary about accepting it
              Be cautious, dear, this user might be a google bot. If it is a human, it certainly is a severely retarded one: it posts a single post every one or two months.
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14375

                #22
                Re: Introduction

                I'll send a recipe.

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