[Isabella White]

Re: Greetings in Jesus' Name!

Sister White,


How rude of the menfolk not to welcome you yet, so I'll be the first to say a deep, manly WELCOME. You've probably noticed that I am an intelligent, well-built, handsome and educated certified equine gnathologist. Come the glory, I plan to care for Christ's horses for eternity. Hallelujah!


I have to say how much you remind me of my great grandmother Celestina. She was a devout Catholic and now burns in hell, but in looks you are her doppelganger. (That's not a dirty word, I swear)


I've known a few Pentecostal folk myself and even attended a Sunday night service a few years ago at a Calvary Free Pentecostal Church in New Jersey. Service started at 630 and by 7 people were shouting, running up and down the aisles speaking a "heavenly" language, and claiming faith healing. I left by 7:15, just in time to catch the train back to the city. I never spoke to the friend who took me there again.


May you find much valuable fellowship here among some of the kindest, sweetest people you'll ever meet. I look forward to hearing your perspective on all things spiritual, even if you are a female.


Christ's Love be Yours,
BrotherLarry
Rev: 22:12

Dear Brother Larry: Well, bless your big, blessed heart! I appreciate your kindly, neighborly sentiments very much. I'm pleased that I remind you of your dear great grandmother, Celestina, even though she isn't enjoying any celestial joy in her rather warm eternal home.



It's a good thing you left the Pentecostal service when you did. By 7.15, things are usually getting to the "ramped up" stage, and within another half hour, they would have brought out the snakes. After my father went to meet the Lord, I decided that I, too, should be on the "next 7.15" and that's when I sought out Baptist fellowship.


I admire your dedication, and being well-built and handsome is another blessing that Jesus has given to you! My, if I had my years back (I'm 84), but when I was but a young girl, I promised Jesus that if he would save me, then I would save myself for him, too. And it's been a mutual promise that will continue until I hear the trumpet and the voice of the angel calling me home. So there's no sense in trying to entice me; you'd be wasting your time with this librarian.



Thank you again, Brother Larry, and may God richly bless you and yours. I greatly appreciate your taking the time to post such a warm welcome.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Greetings in Jesus' Name!

Sister White,


Be sure to correspond with our darling Basilissa while you still can, since she is engaged to be married and will be under the rule of Paco or Jose or whatever his spic name is instead of marrying a fine, white, True Christian(TM) New Yorker (as an example).


We may never hear from her once she is in his clutches.


In Christ,
BrotherLarry

[Isabella White]

Re: Greetings in Jesus' Name!

Sister White,


Be sure to correspond with our darling Basilissa while you still can, since she is engaged to be married and will be under the rule of Paco or Jose or whatever his spic name is instead of marrying a fine, white, True Christian™ New Yorker (as an example).


We may never hear from her once she is in his clutches.


In Christ,
BrotherLarry

Thank you, Brother Larry, for the warning. Can dear Basilissa not hear the voice of Jesus calling out to her? Titus 3:10 "A man that is an heretick after the first and second admonition, reject." I mean, I don't think the Lord can make it any clearer than that. However, we should remember her in prayer and hope that her poor choice in menfolk will go back home before the construction of the wall is completed. When that day happens, I'm sure Basilissa will thank us for our concern. A blessed evening to you, Brother Larry.

[Basilissa]

Re: Greetings in Jesus' Name!

Sister White,

Be sure to correspond with our darling Basilissa while you still can, since she is engaged to be married and will be under the rule of Paco or Jose or whatever his spic name is instead of marrying a fine, white, True Christian™ New Yorker (as an example).

We may never hear from her once she is in his clutches.

In Christ,
BrotherLarry

Thank you, Brother Larry, for the warning. Can dear Basilissa not hear the voice of Jesus calling out to her? Titus 3:10 "A man that is an heretick after the first and second admonition, reject." I mean, I don't think the Lord can make it any clearer than that. However, we should remember her in prayer and hope that her poor choice in menfolk will go back home before the construction of the wall is completed. When that day happens, I'm sure Basilissa will thank us for our concern. A blessed evening to you, Brother Larry.

I can read, you know.


I'll just say that while Enrique is certainly quite tan for a descendant of the Viking discoverers of America, God has blessed him with loads and loads and loads of money (Deuteronomy 28:11-12, Psalm 115:14, Proverbs 10:22), which means God loves him and approves of my marriage plans.

[Isabella White]

Re: Greetings in Jesus' Name!

I can read, you know.


I'll just say that while Enrique is certainly quite tan for a descendant of the Viking discoverers of America, God has blessed him with loads and loads and loads of money (Deuteronomy 28:11-12, Psalm 115:14, Proverbs 10:22), which means God loves him and approves of my marriage plans.

Now, now, Dear, you mustn't let things get to you so. Psalm 37:8 "Cease from anger, and forsake wrath: fret not thyself in any wise to do evil." I'm sure our brother meant no harm, and that this was just a simple prayer request. Now, turn those storm clouds into rays of sunshine, all the better for your heavenly garden!

[Diesel Stanford]

Re: Greetings in Jesus' Name!

Many who claim to believe in Jesus believe in a false one.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Greetings in Jesus' Name!

Hello Thanks for a lovely introduction. God has made Himself known through so many things and even if we can't see the building blocks themselves through what He has made His authority is plain.

Revelation is such an encouraging book, no wonder the papists tried to get it dumped. Their Babylonian cult obviously has nothing to do with God but I do like rubies. Hopefully God will allow their use as a building material in the world to come.

Amethysts are quite nice too. Sometimes they almost look like a forest scene or landscape; you can imagine the little inhabitants going about their business such as the example [ABOVE] where they've gone camping in an ice field. It's as though can see their tepees from inside an ice cave.

This one looks like a tornado done by the artist Turner. But don't worry, I don't actually see little aliens running around or communicating by telepathy. Once however I wandered into an "Assemblies of God" chapel where telepathy may have been a benefit. Someone behind me was going off like Gomez Addams but not an interpretation in sight. Well, within hearing range I should say.

I Corinthians 14:5-7 I would that ye all spake with tongues, but rather that ye prophesied: for greater is he that prophesieth than he that speaketh with tongues, except he interpret, that the church may receive edifying. Now, brethren, if I come unto you speaking with tongues, what shall I profit you, except I shall speak to you either by revelation, or by knowledge, or by prophesying, or by doctrine? And even things without life giving sound, whether pipe or harp, except they give a distinction in the sounds, how shall it be known what is piped or harped?

Some people just have different values I suppose. Here we accept God's values and seek to share them with others. Welcome to the forum.

[Isabella White]

Re: Greetings in Jesus' Name!

Hello Thanks for a lovely introduction. God has made Himself known through so many things and even if we can't see the building blocks themselves through what He has made His authority is plain.

Revelation is such an encouraging book, no wonder the papists tried to get it dumped. Their Babylonian cult obviously has nothing to do with God but I do like rubies. Hopefully God will allow their use as a building material in the world to come.

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Amethysts are quite nice too. Sometimes they almost look like a forest scene or landscape; you can imagine the little inhabitants going about their business such as the example [ABOVE] where they've gone camping in an ice field. It's as though can see their tepees from inside an ice cave.

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This one looks like a tornado done by the artist Turner. But don't worry, I don't actually see little aliens running around or communicating by telepathy. Once however I wandered into an "Assemblies of God" chapel where telepathy may have been a benefit. Someone behind me was going off like Gomez Addams but not an interpretation in sight. Well, within hearing range I should say.

I Corinthians 14:5-7 I would that ye all spake with tongues, but rather that ye prophesied: for greater is he that prophesieth than he that speaketh with tongues, except he interpret, that the church may receive edifying. Now, brethren, if I come unto you speaking with tongues, what shall I profit you, except I shall speak to you either by revelation, or by knowledge, or by prophesying, or by doctrine? And even things without life giving sound, whether pipe or harp, except they give a distinction in the sounds, how shall it be known what is piped or harped?

Some people just have different values I suppose. Here we accept God's values and seek to share them with others. Welcome to the forum.

Thank you for your gracious greeting! You are so right about the building blocks that are given to us by the Lord. I can see, though, why the Papists would not want Revelation to be known, what with the references to the great whore and all. I suppose it's never easy when they find the stadium floodlights are shining onto their own organization. As for the Pentecostal church that you attended, well, that sort of thing is common practice there. You were lucky that you missed anything that involved dancing with snakes! A blessed Lord's Day to you, Dear.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Greetings in Jesus' Name!

Well, my outdoor garden is still pretty much in the state of a frozen tundra (not even a single crocus peeking yet), but my potted plants indoor turned into a jungle that blocks all sunlight from entering through the windows!

Why is it that when women talk all they ever discuss is their nethers? I (like Jesus) have no interest in the outwould state of either of your Venusian furrows and neither do the children who come here.

Now I have to explain to my brother in law’s wife why my eager young, clean limbed nephew’s note pad I gave him for recording useful verses from the Bible(KJV1611) (that is all of them) is full of crude artistic impressions of a woman’s Devil’s crevice ��!!!

YIC

[Isabella White]

Re: Greetings in Jesus' Name!

Why is it that when women talk all they ever discuss is their nethers? I (like Jesus) have no interest in the outwould state of either of your Venusian furrows and neither do the children who come here.

Now I have to explain to my brother in law’s wife why my eager young, clean limbed nephew’s note pad I gave him for recording useful verses from the Bible(KJV1611) (that is all of them) is full of crude artistic impressions of a woman’s Devil’s crevice ��!!!

YIC

Dear Dr. Niles: We were discussing gardening, and only gardening. If we were to discuss penmanship and the use of dipping fountain pens in bottles of ink, would you be seeing a double message there, too? Sincerely, Isabella

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Greetings in Jesus' Name!

Dear Dr. Niles: We were discussing gardening, and only gardening. If we were to discuss penmanship and the use of dipping fountain pens in bottles of ink, would you be seeing a double message there, too? Sincerely, Isabella

Wouldn’t you?!? Don’t you worry about Big Sodomy and it’s fraudulent grasp on this nation’s youth? Words have power you know.

1 Thessalonians 5:22 Abstain from all appearance of evil.

YIC

[Isabella White]

Re: Greetings in Jesus' Name!

Wouldn’t you?!? Don’t you worry about Big Sodomy and it’s fraudulent grasp on this nation’s youth? Words have power you know.

1 Thessalonians 5:22 Abstain from all appearance of evil.

YIC

Dear Dr. Niles: Thank you for your response. Yes, words do have power -- there is absolutely no question about that! But I'm wondering if you have been seeing recurring faces in the wallpaper patterns. Not everything in life in scary, except for Hellfire, eternal damnation or living with a nagging spouse. Honestly, you will have to spell things out for me as I do not see any connection with sodomy and fountain pens. Can you please explain what I might be missing and how this would impact the lives of our young people? Many thanks to you, and I hope you are enjoying the Lord's Day. Sincerely, Isabella

[Basilissa]

Re: Greetings in Jesus' Name!

Why is it that when women talk all they ever discuss is their nethers? I (like Jesus) have no interest in the outwould state of either of your Venusian furrows and neither do the children who come here.

Now I have to explain to my brother in law’s wife why my eager young, clean limbed nephew’s note pad I gave him for recording useful verses from the Bible(KJV1611) (that is all of them) is full of crude artistic impressions of a woman’s Devil’s crevice ��!!!

YIC

I am very sorry to have offended you, beloved Brother Doctor Niles. I'll be sure to include some trigger warnings the next time I wish to discuss my plants and weeds.

Would you prefer that we switch the subject to our most delicious pies?

[Isabella White]

Re: Greetings in Jesus' Name!

I am very sorry to have offended you, beloved Brother Doctor Niles. I'll be sure to include some trigger warnings the next time I wish to discuss my plants and weeds.

Would you prefer that we switch the subject to our most delicious pies?

Hello, Dear Basilissa: I hope you are enjoying a blessed day in the Lord. May I take this opportunity to apologize to you for my somewhat tart message from last evening? I have received a rebuke (aka as an "infraction notice"), and I must make amends. I meant no disrespect to you or to your beloved Enrique, so I ask for your forgiveness, although I did think my advice was of a practical nature. As for discussing delicious pies, perhaps that is a good idea, although I think we should avoid using certain brands of southern flour in the recipes. May Jesus shine His light on you. Sincerely, Isabella

[Basilissa]

Re: Greetings in Jesus' Name!

Hello, Dear Basilissa: I hope you are enjoying a blessed day in the Lord. May I take this opportunity to apologize to you for my somewhat tart message from last evening? I have received a rebuke (aka as an "infraction notice"), and I must make amends. I meant no disrespect to you or to your beloved Enrique, so I ask for your forgiveness, although I did think my advice was of a practical nature. As for discussing delicious pies, perhaps that is a good idea, although I think we should avoid using certain brands of southern flour in the recipes. May Jesus shine His light on you. Sincerely, Isabella

Oh thank you dear, you are so sweet. However, as a I am totally used to being unjustly persecuted (2 Timothy 3:12), so every new occurrence just reinforces what I already know - that I'm right and that the hellbound sinners who persecute me are, well, hellbound.

Now, dear, if you really want to make amends, you should venture out of your own introduction thread and try participating in other ongoing discussions.