[James Hutchins]

Re: New forum member introduction

Don't you just hate it when people abandon their Introduction threads? I see that Issac/Isaac Clevland/Cleveland (I hope the latter in both cases, as I understand that Issac is some sort of gangsta name and Clevland sounds German, as though it ought to start with a K and be pronounced Klef-lant) is still with us, but seems unwilling to truly fellowship with us.

This makes me sad.

Me too. I see as a joo rape. 'Some random guy', comes in to our home, we welcome them with open, innocent arms only to take it up the wazoo with nary a "thank you mam' " and the requisite 50 shekels. A real fellow stays around for breakfast and fellowship.

[Vengeance Puriel]

Re: New forum member introduction

Hello Mr, Mrs or Miss Cleveland (or possibly Clevland - please clarify) and I offer a warm welcome to our forums, in the spirit of Hebrews 13:2. Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.


Issac is an unusual name. Is it the female version of Isaac, or was your birth registered by an illiterate parent?


Do tell us all about your life, your journey with Christ and - most important - what church you attend.

Isaac is spelt correctly it's only ever male

[Vengeance Puriel]

Re: New forum member introduction

What in White Jesus’s name is a Christan? Is it what followers and entourage groupies of the latest rapper call themselves? Issac Clevland you sound like the lowest form of typical uneducated nigra if you can’t even spell your own name right. I fear you may even be a mooselamb nigra. May White Jesus save your hellbound soul.

Many churches reference anyone who follows Christ a Christian including Baptist.

[James Hutchins]

Re: New forum member introduction

Many churches reference anyone who follows Christ a Christian including Baptist.

Many call a square a box but not all squares hold shoes.
Accordingly, only a Baptist is a True Christian(tm).

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: New forum member introduction

Many churches reference anyone who follows Christ a Christian including Baptist.

How do you determine who follows Christ?

[Vengeance Puriel]

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How do you determine who follows Christ?

Any church that ends their prayer in Jesus name amen is usually considered a Christian a follower of Christ.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: New forum member introduction

Any church that ends their prayer in Jesus name amen is usually considered a Christian a follower of Christ.

What about Mormons?

[Basilissa]

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What about Mormons?

That is a good question, Brother Alvin, and it's a slippery slope: if we acknowledge Mormons to be Christians, despite them believing in a post-Jesus prophet and post-Bible scripture, then we would have to acknowledge Muslims as Christians as well - they too accept the Bible as the Word of God, but also believe in another post-Jesus prophet who produced post-Bible scripture.

Slippery slope indeed.

[James Hutchins]

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What about Mormons?

What about dying sinners? People that want God to help them/get them out of a mess of their own doing, let them pitch a perfect game and so on. All these false Christians.

Only a True Believer(tm) who lives and dies by the KJV Holy Bible and Tithes to LBC can possibly be a True Christian(tm).Dedication and blindly following God no matter where He takes us. Unquestioning, unblinking, uindenying Him.

[Isabella White]

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Any church that ends their prayer in Jesus name amen is usually considered a Christian a follower of Christ.

Oh, so it's just as simple as that; is it, Mr. Puriel? Then, that could apply to any number of churches, because most of them pretend to be "Christian". Well, maybe they are "Christian" -- in name, but not in reality. I could point to several examples, but I will leave two examples for your consideration: The Jehovah's Witness cult, and the Cathyolick "church". We must remember what the dear has to say about such deceitful people:

Matthew 24:24 "For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect."

Matthew 7:21-23:
21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. 22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

But, you can rest most assured that you are quite safe here at , Mr. Puriel. Goodness, gracious; the servants of Almighty are here to help you to find your footing as we study the glorious together, and to learn of the Will of our blessed Heavenly Father, here at .

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: New forum member introduction

To anyone concerned about where this Issac Clevland (what a horrible name and spelling), I want to throw in my two cents as to where he probably is. Given the bugaboo name he has and the fact he can’t even spell Christan, he never actually read The Bible, much less The KJV Bible. Therefore he probably never knew how to abstain from sin and is a godless heathen who will someday burn in hell. You know where those types of people end up after not being seen for a few days? Federal prison. I suspect the possible Nigra to be in jail due to breaking the law. No doubt trying to smoke marijuana and throwing dice in an alley like they usually do. I’m not being racist by saying this. It’s just a revelation I had after studying over Revelations 2:10 (funny how I get revelations from reading Revelations). Fear none of those things which thou shalt suffer: behold, the devil shall cast some of you into prison, that ye may be tried; and ye shall have tribulation ten days: be thou faithful unto death, and I will give thee a crown of life. I will pray that his time in prison will give him time to think about the horrible life he has and that he can somehow be saved, even if it’s highly unlikely.

[Basilissa]

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Revelations 2:10 (funny how I get revelations from reading Revelations).

Revelation. No "s." Pot, meet kettle?

[JamesH.B]

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Revelation. No "s." Pot, meet kettle?

I couldn't help but notice that Mr. Rutherford also failed to spell "Christian" correctly. It seems quite hypocritical that he did the same thing that he was chastising someone else for. Matthew 24:51

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: New forum member introduction

I couldn't help but notice that Mr. Rutherford also failed to spell "Christian" correctly. It seems quite hypocritical that he did the same thing that he was chastising someone else for. Matthew 24:51

Perhaps consider Matthew 7:4-5 before criticizing others? You don't appear to have read the thread: Uncle Rutherford was merely referring to Issac Clev(e)land's mis-spelling of Christian.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: New forum member introduction

Revelation. No "s." Pot, meet kettle?

My apologies. I blame my ailment of my ancestors for not typing Revelation 2:10 correctly.