[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church!

Thank you for replying. But how would you tell the difference between someone really drawn to Zoroastianism overall (or the Shinto or Báb worship) due to how their parents raised them?

They equally believe how powerful the magic fires (or their ancestors or the Báb) really are. The sermons (or rituals or window dressing of ridiculous claims as the case may be) were unavoidable for them, too. Lacking any certain means of healing, orientals probably develop ill health but there's sure to be fireworks (which they invented) for watching from the sickbed and no doubt an experience they couldn't describe in words. Especially if you didn't know what gunpowder was. They'd known nothing else growing up and almost certainly misidentified demons.

It's perhaps a small point but a significant one: how did you identify it was Jesus you were drawn to?

[Benson Miller]

Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church!

It felt right. Everything The Bible tells me is wrong, I found personally disgusting. Two men kissing each other? Makes me want to vomit profusely. I’ve looked into what other religions believe in. Not for self interest but for research to provide to a certain televangelist I work for. Muslims can’t eat pork. Well why the hell not?! It’s delicious and you’d have to be insane and a towel-head to find it gross. Hinduism’s believe in multiple gods which we all know to be unfathomable and would lead to internal conflict if that were true. Perhaps the most compelling argument I can make for Christianity to be the right religion is the fact that The Bible exists and gives a clear view of everything right and what to avoid. This, coupled with how the proof within scripture makes the most sense and is easier to understand than a high school biology course.

Also, do you think if God didn’t exist that great people like Jerry Falwell Jr would be living such a successful and rewarding life as a preacher and private Christian university owner?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church!

I see. Is that the experience you had from conception?

[Benson Miller]

Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church!

I wouldn’t say I had the ability to realize it from conception but I believe that Jesus watched over me at birth and gave me a purpose. Follow the KJV Bible and work on keeping American evangelicals wealthy and successful.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church!

Not for self interest but for research to provide to a certain televangelist I work for.

So, "Mr. Televangelist" sent you here to learn about theology and provide what you have learned to him?? We are not here to provide sermons to competitors. If you want to leave "Mr. Televangelist" and join Landover Baptist we might entertain the thought of approving you.

In the meantime, please note this site is copyrighted material.

[Basilissa]

Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church!

So, "Mr. Televangelist" sent you here to learn about theology and provide what you have learned to him?? We are not here to provide sermons to competitors. If you want to leave "Mr. Televangelist" and join Landover Baptist we might entertain the thought of approving you.

In the meantime, please note this site is copyrighted material.

Hear, hear, Brother Mayor! Isn't it sad, that a televangelist prefers to resort to scouring the internet about what the Bible says, rather than read the Good Book himself? Verily, strange times we are living in!

[Isabella White]

Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church!

Hear, hear, Brother Mayor! Isn't it sad, that a televangelist prefers to resort to scouring the internet about what the Bible says, rather than read the Good Book himself? Verily, strange times we are living in!

Oh, how very true this is, dear Sister Basilissa. Heavenly days, I haven't had a good feeling about this Benson fellow since he arrived on the shores of . For one thing, there is that rather strange claim that he made, "From the day I was conceived, I have been a Christian." Plus, all of his offers to help us (and did we ask for his help?) seem like an excuse to get into the financial management business of .

And, his photo, as dear Sister Dana has so kindly noted, is very much like that of Wes Goodman, a politician from Ohio, disgraced by his secret homersexualistic activities, all whilst pretending to be a good, -fearing believer of the . Here is an article about that, complete with a photo -- you'll see for yourself!

https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/secret-gay-life-married-family-values-lawmaker-was-not-so-n823056

We can't be too careful, you know. The dear does warn us of such things:

I Thessalonians 5:21 "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good."

Matthew 7:15 "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."

I do so hope that all of our friends here at will be ever-so-careful when considering offers from such unsavory persons.

A blessed day to you, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Basilissa]

Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church!

And, his photo, as dear Sister Dana has so kindly noted, is very much like that of Wes Goodman, a politician from Ohio, disgraced by his secret homersexualistic activities, all whilst pretending to be a good, -fearing believer of the . Here is an article about that, complete with a photo -- you'll see for yourself!

https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/secret-gay-life-married-family-values-lawmaker-was-not-so-n823056

We can't be too careful, you know. The dear does warn us of such things:

I Thessalonians 5:21 "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good."

Matthew 7:15 "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."

Are you implying, that some people have the audacity to conceal their true identities on the internet and present themselves as someone else?!? Oh my goodness gracious! That is a terrifying thought! What sort of people would even think about doing something like that?!? I need to go pray for a while to calm myself down.

[Isabella White]

Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church!

Are you implying, that some people have the audacity to conceal their true identities on the internet and present themselves as someone else?!? Oh my goodness gracious! That is a terrifying thought! What sort of people would even think about doing something like that?!? I need to go pray for a while to calm myself down.

Oh, yes, dear Sister Basilissa, I'm afraid that this is true, and our blessed warns of this, here:

I Peter 5:8 " Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour".

II Corinthians 11:14 "And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light."

We can't be too careful, you know. For all we know, that Benson person may very well be a bound, ring-kissing Cathyolick!

A blessed day to you, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church!

We can't be too careful, you know. For all we know, that Benson person may very well be a bound, ring-kissing Cathyolick!
A blessed day to you, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

The world out there is a jungle. There are people pretending to be whom they are not. I am so thankful our admin staff does not tolerate that here at Landover Baptist.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church!

Are you implying, that some people have the audacity to conceal their true identities on the internet and present themselves as someone else?!? Oh my goodness gracious! That is a terrifying thought! What sort of people would even think about doing something like that?!? I need to go pray for a while to calm myself down.

That is terrifying indeed.


That is why I don't engage with people labeled "unsaved trash" or "forum member". Or people talking about themselves.


I only engage in serious Bible talks, and I read everything that warns me about Satan's work.


Posts starting with "I was the other day..." or similar, I don't care at all.


I remember a member talking about a pig farm all day. Who cares? And another, talking about her "pa". My pa this, my pa that. Boring.


I hope Mr Benson here is different.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church!

Greetings!

I have noticed that some of the Sistren have become suspicious of Mr. Benson Miller and they seem to believe he is a homosexual who has come with provocations. I myself lack the necessary overstanding of white people to make such a determination but I think it would be useful to point out that in my home country which is Jamaica we like to catch homosexuals and set them on fire. They make a nice cheery blaze because they tend to be obese from eating too much.

Jah Guide
Trevor

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church!

Prosperity theology, you say?

I say rubbish!


God is not a multilevel marketing program, and I do not serve Him out of a desire to get rich.


Indeed, God's reward for serving Him might be unspeakable privation and horror. Why, look at what Job endured.


Do you think the Lord would have been well pleased with Job if the man had gone around greedily rubbing his hands and demanding financial blessing the way you prosperity gospel preachers do?


Are you sure you're not Jewish, boy?

[Tammyelime]

Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church

Gday Hakea. Nice location you have there and good to see a few West Aussies on this site. Will crank up the Line 6 Spider on the weekend

[Isabella White]

Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church

Gday Hakea. Nice location you have there and good to see a few West Aussies on this site. Will crank up the Line 6 Spider on the weekend

Dear Miss Lime: To you, I extend a most cordial I see that you are new to and, as such, we would like it if you would kindly note our friendly request at the top of the Introductory Forum page, which is:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

We look forward to getting to know you here at .

Sincerely, Isabella W.