[Emily Brent]

Re: My welcome thread i guess.

Based on what you shared about yourself so far, I imagine that you must have 20 or more cats living with you. I'm sure that if you leave your intestines for them, they will find a use for them.

Hello dear, quite the contrary, I have but one cat, Isadora. I do have a handful of orphan girls I've taken in, as an self-started endeavour; Miss Brent's Moral Education of Girls of the Lower Order. Girls must be taught modesty and decency, otherwise, this world, the problem with today is we shall be overrun with babies all squealing to be fed. Do not mistake me, I am not an abortionist. My ship is ruled by firm chastity and a firm tongue.


I doubt they would have use of my intestines.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: My welcome thread i guess.

Based on what you shared about yourself so far, I imagine that you must have 20 or more cats living with you. I'm sure that if you leave your intestines for them, they will find a use for them.

Or if she contacts a maker of early music instruments (lutes, viols, perhaps rebecs?), they are always in need of material for strings.

[Emily Brent]

Re: My welcome thread i guess.

Or if she contacts a maker of early music instruments (lutes, viols, perhaps rebecs?), they are always in need of material for strings.

My hamstrings do produce an excellent B flat, I do not see why not.

(I'm sorry to see you've declined my friendship offer Basilissa. Mind you, I extended out of courtesy. I do not have need for friends. Only my Saviour, Jesus.)

[Basilissa]

Re: My welcome thread i guess.

Hello dear, quite the contrary, I have but one cat, Isadora. I do have a handful of orphan girls I've taken in, as an self-started endeavour; Miss Brent's Moral Education of Girls of the Lower Order.

If they are not cats, how much lower order are we talking about? Rats? Cockroaches?!?

(I'm sorry to see you've declined my friendship offer Basilissa. Mind you, I extended out of courtesy. I do not have need for friends. Only my Saviour, Jesus.)

I apologize that I have hurt you to such an extent that you felt you had to bring it up in an unrelated conversation. However, as a delicate female I feel that it is not in my eternal soul's best interest to mingle with such a... colorful individual as yourself.

[Emily Brent]

Re: My welcome thread i guess.

If they are not cats, how much lower order are we talking about? Rats? Cockroaches?!?

There are girls from clean, decent families. Then there are such girls born foundling, unwanted. They came from alleys of London, which I might add, a sink of depravity; a Godless desert of vice filled with filthy people doing filthy things with their unmentionables. Who else would take spawn from such?

Oh, they are more useful than cats, mind you, if we are going by a spectrum of lowliness, well beyond the realm of botflies, weevils, aphids and bullet ants, we find the common Jew at the very bottom. We can't deny, whenever there's a problem, Jews are the bottom of it.