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  • Fritzensteine
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    • Jan 2020
    • 18

    #1

    Ditzy's back! <3

    Hello everyone! I used to lurk on here under the username Fritzy, then someone changed it to Ditzy, which was pretty funny and surprisingly endearing!

    If you don't remember me; hi! It's nice to meet you! You can call me Fritz!


    I'm a young lesbian here to, uh... I'm not sure! Mostly just vibing. I forgot my old password and sadly don't have my 'whiny little brat' title anymore :'(


    I'm not interested in converting, and I'm genuinely not here to cause any trouble, I'm just pretty intrigued by what goes on around here. It's very bizarre and amusing!


    As I said before in my original introduction, I believe in kindness! If you are kind to me, I will be kind to you! <3


    Favorite bible quote here!
    "I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit in you; I will remove from you your heart of stone and give you a heart of flesh." Ezekiel 36:26


    Anyways, I hope you have a good day!
    There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.
  • Dennis Lukes
    Innkeeper for Christ
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2018
    • 2388

    #2
    Re: Ditzy's back! &lt;3

    Originally posted by Fritzensteine View Post
    I'm a young lesbian here to, uh... I'm not sure! Mostly just vibing.
    Children read this forum! We don't want to hear about sexual perversions, and if you're committing vile sexual acts while using this Godly forum, we most certainly don't want to hear about it! Jesus must be in shock right now!
    I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
    Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
    But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
    From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12993

      #3
      Re: Ditzy's back! &lt;3

      Hello Ditzy, and back!


      Did you finally decide to accept Jesus into your dark ugly heart?
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      • Phil Ander
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2016
        • 626

        #4
        Re: Ditzy's back! &lt;3

        No, I don't remember you.
        Tell me..to do vibing do you need a vibator?


        Phil
        58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


        Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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        • Fritzensteine
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          • Jan 2020
          • 18

          #5
          Re: Ditzy's back! &lt;3

          Originally posted by Phil Ander View Post
          No, I don't remember you.
          Tell me..to do vibing do you need a vibator?


          Phil
          Ah! You misunderstand me. 'Vibe' and 'Vibing' is a new slang word, it means 'To chill, be at peace, & let life do it's thing.'Sorry for that miscommunication! I should have used better wording, it was unfair of me to assume you all understood younger dialect.
          There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.

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          • Fritzensteine
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            • Jan 2020
            • 18

            #6
            Re: Ditzy's back! &lt;3

            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
            Did you finally decide to accept Jesus into your dark ugly heart?
            Sorry to disappoint, but I believe I haven't? I was never interested in converting or adopting any religious mantra, sorry! Despite this, I hope you have a lovely day!
            There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.

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            • Phil Ander
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2016
              • 626

              #7
              Re: Ditzy's back! &lt;3

              Originally posted by Fritzensteine View Post
              Ah! You misunderstand me. 'Vibe' and 'Vibing' is a new slang word, it means 'To chill, be at peace, & let life do it's thing.'Sorry for that miscommunication! I should have used better wording, it was unfair of me to assume you all understood younger dialect.

              Ah..so a new word for being too lazy to occasionally wash. We called your sort "hippies" back in my day. I thought they were mostly extinct.


              Phil
              58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


              Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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              • Isabella White
                True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                 
                • Mar 2019
                • 4374

                #8
                Re: Ditzy's back! &lt;3

                Originally posted by Fritzensteine View Post
                Hello everyone! I used to lurk on here under the username Fritzy, then someone changed it to Ditzy ... I'm a young lesbian here to, uh... I'm not sure! Mostly just vibing ... I'm not interested in converting ...

                Favorite bible quote here!
                "I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit in you; I will remove from you your heart of stone and give you a heart of flesh." Ezekiel 36:26
                Dear Miss Fritzensteine: To you, I extend a warm I do seem to recall (vaguely) your earlier visits to . Are you not an artist, of sorts? I seem to recall a Miss Ditzy offering some distractions "art", and possibly some so-called poetry. Perhaps I am confusing you with one of our many other visitors who are in need of the of to wash them from their disgusting sins.

                And, that brings me to your statement about how you do not wish to convert. Well, if that is your decision, then you shall have nobody to blame (other than you -- yourself!) when you hear the declaring these terrible words: "Go to , Miss Fritzensteine -- and stay there FOREVER!"

                Matthew 25:41 "Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels".

                Now, then, as for your "feel good" bit of Holy Scripture, I must remind you that such verses pertain to those who are serving the Almighty, such as servants here at . Please do not fool yourself into thinking that deviants and unsaved trash can "cash in". The only person you will be fooling is Miss Fritzensteine, as you shall surely find on that great and terrible Day of Judgment. You might wish to think carefully of this:

                Isaiah 1:30,31:
                30 For ye shall be as an oak whose leaf fadeth, and as a garden that hath no water.
                31 And the strong shall be as tow, and the maker of it as a spark, and they shall both burn together, and none shall quench them.

                Lastly, if you have not yet been reading the blessed , then this is the perfect time to start. I do hope that we shall see an interest from you in learning more about the teachings of the , and of your dire need of repentance and salvation.

                Sincerely, Isabella W.
                (Mrs.) Isabella White

                Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                • Fritzensteine
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Jan 2020
                  • 18

                  #9
                  Re: Ditzy's back! &lt;3

                  Yep, that's correct! I can't even remember what I wrote, haha, but I mostly draw and illustrate! Thank you for your kindness despite our differences.
                  There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.

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                  • Isabella White
                    True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                     
                    • Mar 2019
                    • 4374

                    #10
                    Re: Ditzy's back! &lt;3

                    Originally posted by Fritzensteine View Post
                    Yep, that's correct! I can't even remember what I wrote, haha, but I mostly draw and illustrate! Thank you for your kindness despite our differences.
                    Oh, you are most welcome, Miss Fritzensteine. I do so hope that you will feel to ask questions of 's servants. We love nothing more than to help lost bound newcomers (such as yourself) find themselves drenched in the precious of the .

                    Please do not be shy about searching our other forums on this interwebs device. We have many interesting ly discussions that will be of interest to you.

                    Sincerely, Isabella W.
                    (Mrs.) Isabella White

                    Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                    • Vengeance Puriel
                      Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
                      Forum Member
                      • Jun 2018
                      • 324

                      #11
                      Re: Ditzy's back! &lt;3

                      Originally posted by Fritzensteine View Post
                      Hello everyone! I used to lurk on here under the username Fritzy, then someone changed it to Ditzy, which was pretty funny and surprisingly endearing!

                      If you don't remember me; hi! It's nice to meet you! You can call me Fritz!


                      I'm a young lesbian here to, uh... I'm not sure! Mostly just vibing. I forgot my old password and sadly don't have my 'whiny little brat' title anymore :'(


                      I'm not interested in converting, and I'm genuinely not here to cause any trouble, I'm just pretty intrigued by what goes on around here. It's very bizarre and amusing!


                      As I said before in my original introduction, I believe in kindness! If you are kind to me, I will be kind to you! <3


                      Favorite bible quote here!
                      "I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit in you; I will remove from you your heart of stone and give you a heart of flesh." Ezekiel 36:26


                      Anyways, I hope you have a good day!
                      Why not join us?
                      -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
                      -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
                      -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22378

                        #12
                        Re: Ditzy's back! &lt;3

                        Can someone remind me how much I hate Ditzy? I forgot.
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Dennis Lukes
                          Innkeeper for Christ
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2018
                          • 2388

                          #13
                          Re: Ditzy's back! &lt;3

                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          Can someone remind me how much I hate Ditzy? I forgot.
                          I've known her for a day and I already hate her a great deal (Proverbs 8:13). Therefore your hatred of Ditzy must be several orders of magnitude more that that. Praise Jesus for such righteous hate!
                          I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                          Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                          But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                          From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                          • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                            True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                             
                            • Jul 2014
                            • 8418

                            #14
                            Re: Ditzy's back! &lt;3

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            Can someone remind me how much I hate Ditzy? I forgot.
                            I can't remember this person either, Brother Cranky. But just take a look at this:
                            Originally posted by Fritzensteine View Post
                            As I said before in my original introduction, I believe in kindness! If you are kind to me, I will be kind to you! <3
                            This illustrates the entirely unbiblical tit-for-tat approach so very typical of today's whiny, self-obsessed generation.
                            Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                            • MitzaLizalor
                              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 14509

                              #15
                              Re: Ditzy's back! &lt;3

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              Can someone remind me how much I hate Ditzy? I forgot.

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