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  • I Man Rastafari
    Possibly retarded pothead
    • Oct 2015
    • 1019

    #16
    Re: My name is Uncle Rutherford.

    Greetings Uncle!


    I bid you welcome to this Baptist forum. I myself am not a member of this forum but the white people here have accepted me and do not rebuke me often. I am not Baptist but Rastafari and I come to this site to study white people. I have found that these are typical and normal white people and so are good for studying for an overstanding of the white man.


    I am Trevor McGregor that welcomes you and I am from Kingston Jamaica but now residing near Washington DC where I am attending Georgetown University in hopes of becoming a TV Journalist like Anderson Cooper.


    Since you are a Black man I will not give you the usual advice I give about not arguing with the white people because I am sure you already know.


    Jah Guide!
    Trevor
    Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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    • Uncle Rutherford
      Honorary White Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2020
      • 564

      #17
      Re: My name is Uncle Rutherford.

      Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
      Greetings Uncle!


      I bid you welcome to this Baptist forum. I myself am not a member of this forum but the white people here have accepted me and do not rebuke me often. I am not Baptist but Rastafari and I come to this site to study white people. I have found that these are typical and normal white people and so are good for studying for an overstanding of the white man.


      I am Trevor McGregor that welcomes you and I am from Kingston Jamaica but now residing near Washington DC where I am attending Georgetown University in hopes of becoming a TV Journalist like Anderson Cooper.


      Since you are a Black man I will not give you the usual advice I give about not arguing with the white people because I am sure you already know.


      Jah Guide!
      Trevor
      I appreciate the warm welcome negro. I have to warn you that I’m as white on the inside as these fine folk I hope to get to know well. I believe myself to have a skin condition as I don’t have any of the debilitating traits you colored folk have such as the inability to read, listen to satanic rap garbage, or vote Democrat. It’s because of these fine white Christian folk and white Jesus that America has never been greater. Please, if you do become a journalist kindly let me know what station you’ll be on so I can avoid it. I hope you understand. My bet’s on BET hiring you as a “journalist”.

      PS, I don’t never know anyone with intelligence from hellbound Jamaica so excuse me for being skeptical. Hope you’ll understand.

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      • I Man Rastafari
        Possibly retarded pothead
        • Oct 2015
        • 1019

        #18
        Re: My name is Uncle Rutherford.

        Originally posted by Uncle Rutherford View Post
        I appreciate the warm welcome negro. I have to warn you that I’m as white on the inside as these fine folk I hope to get to know well. I believe myself to have a skin condition as I don’t have any of the debilitating traits you colored folk have such as the inability to read, listen to satanic rap garbage, or vote Democrat. It’s because of these fine white Christian folk and white Jesus that America has never been greater. Please, if you do become a journalist kindly let me know what station you’ll be on so I can avoid it. I hope you understand. My bet’s on BET hiring you as a “journalist”.

        PS, I don’t never know anyone with intelligence from hellbound Jamaica so excuse me for being skeptical. Hope you’ll understand.
        Greetings!


        I am well used to being abused by white people which is the case for all Black men who live away from the Motherland of Africa but I must say that I have only rarely been rebuked by a Black man for being a Black man. I believe you must be what is called an Uncle Tom here in Babylon Uncle.


        You should know that I am a graduate of the Methodist School in Kingston Jamaica which is my home and I am much sought after as a student both for my scholastic abilities and to provide diversity. Before I was recruited by the Jesuit men at Georgetown University I was a student at the University of Wisconsin where I was a noted scholar. I am now Chairman of the Student Committee to Drive Off Donald Trump at Georgetown University and the author of several important resolutions passed by our committee. I am also a prominent member of the campaign to elect Senator Bernie Sanders and I am registered to vote in three states here in Babylon. I am obviously very intelligent and accomplished but my modesty prevents I from advertising such.


        You are a cruel and hurtful man Uncle and you are a Black man who denies his blackness. Jah will probably deny you a place on Holy Mount Zion and you will have to spend eternity with the white people.


        Jah Guide!
        Trevor
        Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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        • Uncle Rutherford
          Honorary White Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2020
          • 564

          #19
          Re: My name is Uncle Rutherford.

          Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
          Greetings!


          I am well used to being abused by white people which is the case for all Black men who live away from the Motherland of Africa but I must say that I have only rarely been rebuked by a Black man for being a Black man. I believe you must be what is called an Uncle Tom here in Babylon Uncle.


          You should know that I am a graduate of the Methodist School in Kingston Jamaica which is my home and I am much sought after as a student both for my scholastic abilities and to provide diversity. Before I was recruited by the Jesuit men at Georgetown University I was a student at the University of Wisconsin where I was a noted scholar. I am now Chairman of the Student Committee to Drive Off Donald Trump at Georgetown University and the author of several important resolutions passed by our committee. I am also a prominent member of the campaign to elect Senator Bernie Sanders and I am registered to vote in three states here in Babylon. I am obviously very intelligent and accomplished but my modesty prevents I from advertising such.


          You are a cruel and hurtful man Uncle and you are a Black man who denies his blackness. Jah will probably deny you a place on Holy Mount Zion and you will have to spend eternity with the white people.


          Jah Guide!
          Trevor
          Greetings again Mr Jamaican Negro. I’m not rebukin you for being black. That’s a misunderstanding. I have no doubt that the monkey breedin nation of Jamaica considers you one of its smartest. That’s not saying much though when you compare it to the smartest in the great white nations such as the USA and Russia. We got nice smart white folks like Steve Jobs who knew that intelligence should be privy to the highest class. That’s why MacBooks are so expensive see? I ain’t never heard of no Jamaican making advancements in technology, theology, or anything for that matter. The only good I’ve personally seen is importing them to wash the dishes at The Waffle House and Chik Fil A. That’s where you should be focusing on to take advantage of those great instinctual skills you people have. I should also note I don’t know who this Jah is and don’t really care for him. I only care about what White Jesus thinks of me.

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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14430

            #20
            Re: My name is Uncle Rutherford.

            Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
            I myself am not a member of this forum but the white people here have accepted me
            Hello! .. Welcome to the forum. You will have noticed that reading comprehension is not a strong suit for all participants. I was interested in your first post:
            Originally posted by Uncle Rutherford View Post
            I am 64 years old and believe myself to be a white man on the inside.
            That's something I find confusing. You see I know that my forebears were English, Scottish and German. I have visited those places and know that in 1066 the Normans (a Viking strain) invited themselves into England so that many "English" names are obviously of Viking origin, although many of them would marry and take on new names or become ennobled and achieve new titles. But I've never thought I was German or Scottish or English or a Viking. Maybe I am "on the inside" but Jesus in not interested in my entrails, He is concerned for my soul.
            Song of Solomon 1:4-7 Draw me, we will run after thee: the king hath brought me into his chambers: we will be glad and rejoice in thee, we will remember thy love more than wine: the upright love thee. I am black, but comely, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, as the tents of Kedar, as the curtains of Solomon. Look not upon me, because I am black, because the sun hath looked upon me: my mother's children were angry with me; they made me the keeper of the vineyards; but mine own vineyard have I not kept. Tell me, O thou whom my soul loveth, where thou feedest, where thou makest thy flock to rest at noon: for why should I be as one that turneth aside by the flocks of thy companions?

            Here we see, in the lovely allegory of Christ's love for His bride, that He accepts us as we are – really I should say as we were because after He's accepted us and we have accepted His love we are not as we were before. That was utterly revolting to God, so bad that all we'd merited was torture followed by more torture over and over again, and that is why Jesus died. So that we could accept His love. And we know His love is genuine because the alternative is torture & torment, wailing & gnashing of teeth. He does not want us to be the ones that turn aside regardless of who we are inside. He just wants to love us. And He really does not want us to be tortured.

            Perhaps you could comment on the identity bewilderment?

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            • Uncle Rutherford
              Honorary White Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2020
              • 564

              #21
              Re: My name is Uncle Rutherford.

              Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
              Hello! .. Welcome to the forum. You will have noticed that reading comprehension is not a strong suit for all participants. I was interested in your first post:That's something I find confusing. You see I know that my forebears were English, Scottish and German. I have visited those places and know that in 1066 the Normans (a Viking strain) invited themselves into England so that many "English" names are obviously of Viking origin, although many of them would marry and take on new names or become ennobled and achieve new titles. But I've never thought I was German or Scottish or English or a Viking. Maybe I am "on the inside" but Jesus in not interested in my entrails, He is concerned for my soul.
              Song of Solomon 1:4-7 Draw me, we will run after thee: the king hath brought me into his chambers: we will be glad and rejoice in thee, we will remember thy love more than wine: the upright love thee. I am black, but comely, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, as the tents of Kedar, as the curtains of Solomon. Look not upon me, because I am black, because the sun hath looked upon me: my mother's children were angry with me; they made me the keeper of the vineyards; but mine own vineyard have I not kept. Tell me, O thou whom my soul loveth, where thou feedest, where thou makest thy flock to rest at noon: for why should I be as one that turneth aside by the flocks of thy companions?

              Here we see, in the lovely allegory of Christ's love for His bride, that He accepts us as we are – really I should say as we were because after He's accepted us and we have accepted His love we are not as we were before. That was utterly revolting to God, so bad that all we'd merited was torture followed by more torture over and over again, and that is why Jesus died. So that we could accept His love. And we know His love is genuine because the alternative is torture & torment, wailing & gnashing of teeth. He does not want us to be the ones that turn aside regardless of who we are inside. He just wants to love us. And He really does not want us to be tortured.

              Perhaps you could comment on the identity bewilderment?
              I can only comment on the correlations found between salvation and the color of your skin I’m afraid. White people in the US don’t normally engage in satanic negro rituals which include wearing similar clothes that sag to one’s kneecaps, listening to the same bad music from convicted felons (rappers), and feasting on what’s known as “soul food”. “Soul food” is what I consider to be cannabilism by the wordings and we all know African negroes just love to eat each other. These tendencies aren’t normally found in the white man and neither do I find it in myself at all. By that point, I do believe God and White Jesus loves me enough to differentiate me from the other darkies. I like to claim that I suffer from a condition that turns my skin darker, but praise White Jesus I found a cure online for that. A mixture of sulfur and bleach that I rub on my skin once every morning. This is important for when I am casted up to heaven for judgement. Maybe White people can differentiate from each other better than a darkie and a white man. You gotta look into your soul as how God made you. Deuteronomy 6:5 And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might. Don’t neglect the soul at all or you’ll be cast into hell. If your soul’s telling you you’re German, Irish, or whatever, don’t ignore it. My soul’s telling me I’m White American and I’m proud to follow that belief because God and White Jesus want me to.

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12986

                #22
                Re: My name is Uncle Rutherford.

                Originally posted by Uncle Rutherford View Post
                I can only comment on the correlations found between salvation and the color of your skin I’m afraid. White people in the US don’t normally engage in satanic negro rituals which include wearing similar clothes that sag to one’s kneecaps,
                I admit I haven't seen this dreadful clothing style recently among white youth (there isn't really any other kind than white where I live) - as it has been replaced by just wearing sleepwear in public. Honestly, I don't know which one is worse.

                listening to the same bad music from convicted felons (rappers), and feasting on what’s known as “soul food”. “Soul food” is what I consider to be cannabilism by the wordings and we all know African negroes just love to eat each other.
                Interesting. Does that relate to the Biblical tradition of eating own children and/or own parents when needed?

                Ezekiel 5:10 Therefore the fathers shall eat the sons in the midst of thee, and the sons shall eat their fathers; and I will execute judgments in thee, and the whole remnant of thee will I scatter into all the winds.

                These tendencies aren’t normally found in the white man and neither do I find it in myself at all. By that point, I do believe God and White Jesus loves me enough to differentiate me from the other darkies.
                It doesn't really matter whether He differentiates you from your people based on skin color. The only thing you should worry about is, whether God differentiates you from sinners (of all colors). That is the only question that matters, dear.

                I like to claim that I suffer from a condition that turns my skin darker,
                Most humans (maybe except for natural blondes and gingers) have this ability - it's called tanning. (Natural blonds just turn blistery red and then go back to white again).

                A mixture of sulfur and bleach that I rub on my skin once every morning.
                I will pray for you when you - unavoidably - get that skin cancer from your futile skin treatments.

                If your soul’s telling you you’re German, Irish, or whatever, don’t ignore it. My soul’s telling me I’m White American and I’m proud to follow that belief because God and White Jesus want me to.
                Well, Jesus wants us to ignore our nationalities:

                Galatians 3:28-29
                28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
                29 And if ye be Christ's, then are ye Abraham's seed, and heirs according to the promise.

                So please forgive me but I find Jesus to be a higher authority from you.
                Anyway. A very cautious to our forum, dear.
                God created fossils to test our faith.

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                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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