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  • handmaiden
    Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 11450

    #181
    Re: Introduction

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Incorrect. God is.
    Perfectly perfect response, Brother James.
    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

    Guns For God and the Economy

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    • Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate
      Unsaved trash
      • Aug 2020
      • 107

      #182
      Re: Introduction

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      Incorrect. God is.
      James, I am in the process of repenting, please stop bullying me.

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      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12981

        #183
        Re: Introduction

        Originally posted by Booty Shorty Incello View Post
        James, I am in the process of repenting, please stop bullying me.
        You see, and this is how we know that you are not a Christian.

        A True Christian™, instead of whining incessantly, would humbly thank Brother James with the words of Jesus:

        Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

        I hope that was helpful, dear.
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Isabella White
          True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
           
          • Mar 2019
          • 4361

          #184
          Re: Introduction

          Originally posted by Booty Shorty Incello View Post
          James, I am in the process of repenting, please stop bullying me.
          Oh, isn't that nice, Mr. Shorty? My, we are so very pleased to hear that you are repenting, but I must say, if you are really serious about this, then you should be asking our highly-esteemed Brother Hutchins for advice and assistance in how to do this effectively -- to ensure that you are repenting correctly, and in a manner that is truly pleasing to the Almighty!

          However, something tells me that you are not serious -- not in the slightest -- considering how you have not removed your very questionable and uncouth photo on your profile page!

          https://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=68196
          (Mrs.) Isabella White

          Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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          • Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate
            Unsaved trash
            • Aug 2020
            • 107

            #185
            Re: Introduction

            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
            You see, and this is how we know that you are not a Christian.

            A True Christian™, instead of whining incessantly, would humbly thank Brother James with the words of Jesus:

            Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

            I hope that was helpful, dear.
            Thank you for your helpful words, I shall repent yet again. I hope the Lord keeps you all close to his bosom.

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            • handmaiden
              Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 11450

              #186
              Re: Introduction

              Originally posted by Booty Shorty Incello View Post
              James, I am in the process of repenting, please stop bullying me.

              Hebrews 12:6

              For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom He receiveth.
              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

              Guns For God and the Economy

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12981

                #187
                Re: Introduction

                Originally posted by Booty Shorty Incello View Post
                Thank you for your helpful words, I shall repent yet again. I hope the Lord keeps you all close to his His bosom.
                There's plenty of room on His Bosom for all True Christians™, dear:

                John 13:23 Now there was leaning on Jesus' bosom one of his disciples, whom Jesus loved.
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Aug 2020
                  • 107

                  #188
                  Re: Introduction

                  Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
                  Oh, isn't that nice, Mr. Shorty? My, we are so very pleased to hear that you are repenting, but I must say, if you are really serious about this, then you should be asking our highly-esteemed Brother Hutchins for advice and assistance in how to do this effectively -- to ensure that you are repenting correctly, and in a manner that is truly pleasing to the Almighty!

                  However, something tells me that you are not serious -- not in the slightest -- considering how you have not removed your very questionable and uncouth photo on your profile page!

                  https://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=68196
                  I did not put that on my page and I don't know how to change it. Please can an admin remove it for me?

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                  • Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Aug 2020
                    • 107

                    #189
                    Re: Introduction

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
                    Son, you are not 'alpha' anything, dago probably.

                    Until you are willing to walk the walk with Jesus, your soul will be on the precipice of everlasting damnation. No one can pull you back from that edge. All a Christian can do is lead you from that drop. You must take that first step. Turn to God, son. Jesus and this Church can Save(C) your soul.
                    I think I am taking my first steps Pastor, I was just discussing the absolute damnation found within not only the Democrat party but their new logo, with Mrs.White and Sister MitzaLizalor. I suspect a New Yorker designed it, it is truly repulsive and trying to hide satanist imagery within. I have much to learn however, I suggested banning atheists from being on TV but sister MitzaLizalor brought up the much better point of simply not owning a TV at all as I was unsure as to the logistics of my own idea as a solution. Thank you for showing me the light and helping me to try and understand what a competent and highly intellectual conversation looks like.

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                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14399

                      #190
                      Re: Introduction

                      I was just discussing the absolute damnation found within not only the Democrat party but their new logo, with Mrs.White and Sister MitzaLizalor.
                      Sorry? Have I missed something?

                      A quick search confirmed that "Democrat" came up in posts #10 from Alvin Moss and your reply #13 but otherwise I don't know anything about Democrats or their logo. History, politics and stuff are a closed book to me so I'm afraid you wouldn't get much of a discussion there but absolute damnation is covered in The Bible which is a book I like to keep open and have read.

                      I'm so glad that you've seen the need for Repentance just we all have and given the vile circumstances of our birth and conception it was with disgust we cried out with the Psalmist but with joy on knowing He heard our cry.
                      Psalm 51:5-7 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me. Behold, thou desirest truth in the inward parts: and in the hidden part thou shalt make me to know wisdom. Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.

                      I have decided to send you a friend request. Although it's not my place to pre-empt The Holy Ghost with suggestions about Salvation, I am happy to post Scripture accepting His guidance and trusting that He will guide you too, according to His will, if your Redemption is a part of His Righteous Plan.

                      P.S. There's no point discussing the Democrats with me. I don't know anything about them.

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                      • Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Aug 2020
                        • 107

                        #191
                        Re: Introduction

                        Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                        Sorry? Have I missed something?

                        A quick search confirmed that "Democrat" came up in posts #10 from Alvin Moss and your reply #13 but otherwise I don't know anything about Democrats or their logo. History, politics and stuff are a closed book to me so I'm afraid you wouldn't get much of a discussion there but absolute damnation is covered in The Bible which is a book I like to keep open and have read.

                        I'm so glad that you've seen the need for Repentance just we all have and given the vile circumstances of our birth and conception it was with disgust we cried out with the Psalmist but with joy on knowing He heard our cry.
                        Psalm 51:5-7 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me. Behold, thou desirest truth in the inward parts: and in the hidden part thou shalt make me to know wisdom. Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
                        I have decided to send you a friend request. Although it's not my place to pre-empt The Holy Ghost with suggestions about Salvation, I am happy to post Scripture accepting His guidance and trusting that He will guide you too, according to His will, if your Redemption is a part of His Righteous Plan.

                        P.S. There's no point discussing the Democrats with me. I don't know anything about them.
                        Oh apologies, either way our discussions on TV was very though provoking and intellectual. Thank you for your friendship.

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #192
                          Re: Introduction

                          Hmmmm as soon as the new school year started, this young fellow high tails it. Another summer fling with Danny and Sandy. As always, it ends with some sort of sex disease.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Aug 2020
                            • 107

                            #193
                            Re: Introduction

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            Hmmmm as soon as the new school year started, this young fellow high tails it. Another summer fling with Danny and Sandy. As always, it ends with some sort of sex disease.
                            High tails it? Apologies for being inactive James. I have been repenting and busy showing my community how wrong they are.

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                            • handmaiden
                              Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 11450

                              #194
                              Re: Introduction

                              Originally posted by Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate View Post
                              High tails it? Apologies for being inactive James. I have been repenting and busy showing my community how wrong they are.
                              I thought that the whole point of repenting was to admit to one's own wrongs.
                              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                              Guns For God and the Economy

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                              • Isabella White
                                True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                                 
                                • Mar 2019
                                • 4361

                                #195
                                Re: Introduction

                                Originally posted by Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate View Post
                                High tails it? Apologies for being inactive James. I have been repenting and busy showing my community how wrong they are.
                                Oh, my! Thank you so much, dear Mr. Shorty, for sharing this encouraging news with us. Goodness; I'm sure we are all as happy as can be about your repenting from your icky sins. I hope it will not be too much to ask, but perhaps you might like to favor us with your favorite, relevant verses from the blessed -- the ones that have been so influential in helping you to see the error of your ways, and of your need for complete repentance. I'm sure that I speak for all people here at when I say that I cannot wait to hear more of your glorious conversion. May bless you, Dear.
                                (Mrs.) Isabella White

                                Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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