[handmaiden]

Re: Introduction

Incorrect. God is.

Perfectly perfect response, Brother James.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

Incorrect. God is.

James, I am in the process of repenting, please stop bullying me.

[Basilissa]

Re: Introduction

James, I am in the process of repenting, please stop bullying me.

You see, and this is how we know that you are not a Christian.

A True Christian™, instead of whining incessantly, would humbly thank Brother James with the words of Jesus:

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

I hope that was helpful, dear.

[Isabella White]

Re: Introduction

James, I am in the process of repenting, please stop bullying me.

Oh, isn't that nice, Mr. Shorty? My, we are so very pleased to hear that you are repenting, but I must say, if you are really serious about this, then you should be asking our highly-esteemed Brother Hutchins for advice and assistance in how to do this effectively -- to ensure that you are repenting correctly, and in a manner that is truly pleasing to the Almighty!

However, something tells me that you are not serious -- not in the slightest -- considering how you have not removed your very questionable and uncouth photo on your profile page!

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=68196

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

You see, and this is how we know that you are not a Christian.

A True Christian™, instead of whining incessantly, would humbly thank Brother James with the words of Jesus:

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

I hope that was helpful, dear.

Thank you for your helpful words, I shall repent yet again. I hope the Lord keeps you all close to his bosom.

[handmaiden]

Re: Introduction

James, I am in the process of repenting, please stop bullying me.

Hebrews 12:6

For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom He receiveth.

[Basilissa]

Re: Introduction

Thank you for your helpful words, I shall repent yet again. I hope the Lord keeps you all close to his His bosom.

There's plenty of room on His Bosom for all True Christians™, dear:

John 13:23 Now there was leaning on Jesus' bosom one of his disciples, whom Jesus loved.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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Oh, isn't that nice, Mr. Shorty? My, we are so very pleased to hear that you are repenting, but I must say, if you are really serious about this, then you should be asking our highly-esteemed Brother Hutchins for advice and assistance in how to do this effectively -- to ensure that you are repenting correctly, and in a manner that is truly pleasing to the Almighty!

However, something tells me that you are not serious -- not in the slightest -- considering how you have not removed your very questionable and uncouth photo on your profile page!

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=68196

I did not put that on my page and I don't know how to change it. Please can an admin remove it for me?

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

Son, you are not 'alpha' anything, dago probably.

Until you are willing to walk the walk with Jesus, your soul will be on the precipice of everlasting damnation. No one can pull you back from that edge. All a Christian can do is lead you from that drop. You must take that first step. Turn to God, son. Jesus and this Church can Save(C) your soul.

I think I am taking my first steps Pastor, I was just discussing the absolute damnation found within not only the Democrat party but their new logo, with Mrs.White and Sister MitzaLizalor. I suspect a New Yorker designed it, it is truly repulsive and trying to hide satanist imagery within. I have much to learn however, I suggested banning atheists from being on TV but sister MitzaLizalor brought up the much better point of simply not owning a TV at all as I was unsure as to the logistics of my own idea as a solution. Thank you for showing me the light and helping me to try and understand what a competent and highly intellectual conversation looks like.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I was just discussing the absolute damnation found within not only the Democrat party but their new logo, with Mrs.White and Sister MitzaLizalor.

Sorry? Have I missed something?

A quick search confirmed that "Democrat" came up in posts #10 from Alvin Moss and your reply #13 but otherwise I don't know anything about Democrats or their logo. History, politics and stuff are a closed book to me so I'm afraid you wouldn't get much of a discussion there but absolute damnation is covered in The Bible which is a book I like to keep open and have read.

I'm so glad that you've seen the need for Repentance just we all have and given the vile circumstances of our birth and conception it was with disgust we cried out with the Psalmist but with joy on knowing He heard our cry.

Psalm 51:5-7 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me. Behold, thou desirest truth in the inward parts: and in the hidden part thou shalt make me to know wisdom. Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.

I have decided to send you a friend request. Although it's not my place to pre-empt The Holy Ghost with suggestions about Salvation, I am happy to post Scripture accepting His guidance and trusting that He will guide you too, according to His will, if your Redemption is a part of His Righteous Plan.

P.S. There's no point discussing the Democrats with me. I don't know anything about them.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

Sorry? Have I missed something?

A quick search confirmed that "Democrat" came up in posts #10 from Alvin Moss and your reply #13 but otherwise I don't know anything about Democrats or their logo. History, politics and stuff are a closed book to me so I'm afraid you wouldn't get much of a discussion there but absolute damnation is covered in The Bible which is a book I like to keep open and have read.

I'm so glad that you've seen the need for Repentance just we all have and given the vile circumstances of our birth and conception it was with disgust we cried out with the Psalmist but with joy on knowing He heard our cry.

Psalm 51:5-7 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me. Behold, thou desirest truth in the inward parts: and in the hidden part thou shalt make me to know wisdom. Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.

I have decided to send you a friend request. Although it's not my place to pre-empt The Holy Ghost with suggestions about Salvation, I am happy to post Scripture accepting His guidance and trusting that He will guide you too, according to His will, if your Redemption is a part of His Righteous Plan.

P.S. There's no point discussing the Democrats with me. I don't know anything about them.

Oh apologies, either way our discussions on TV was very though provoking and intellectual. Thank you for your friendship.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Introduction

Hmmmm as soon as the new school year started, this young fellow high tails it. Another summer fling with Danny and Sandy. As always, it ends with some sort of sex disease.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

Hmmmm as soon as the new school year started, this young fellow high tails it. Another summer fling with Danny and Sandy. As always, it ends with some sort of sex disease.

High tails it? Apologies for being inactive James. I have been repenting and busy showing my community how wrong they are.

[handmaiden]

Re: Introduction

High tails it? Apologies for being inactive James. I have been repenting and busy showing my community how wrong they are.

I thought that the whole point of repenting was to admit to one's own wrongs.

[Isabella White]

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High tails it? Apologies for being inactive James. I have been repenting and busy showing my community how wrong they are.

Oh, my! Thank you so much, dear Mr. Shorty, for sharing this encouraging news with us. Goodness; I'm sure we are all as happy as can be about your repenting from your icky sins. I hope it will not be too much to ask, but perhaps you might like to favor us with your favorite, relevant verses from the blessed -- the ones that have been so influential in helping you to see the error of your ways, and of your need for complete repentance. I'm sure that I speak for all people here at when I say that I cannot wait to hear more of your glorious conversion. May bless you, Dear.