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  • Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate
    Unsaved trash
    • Aug 2020
    • 107

    #1

    Introduction

    Hello my fellow brothers, the Lord has praised me with the finding of this forum!

    Currently, I do not belong to a church, as all the churches in my area are weak and make compromises in their acceptance of the Word of God as undeniably true exactly as written in the KJV. I have stormed out of many congregations indignantly when I come to realise they have allowed Satan to infiltrate their minds with insidious "interpretations" of His Holiest of Words.

    ANY GIVEN VERSE as given in the King James Version is perfect and unassailable. I feel unworthy to favor one part over another. How does one simply choose but a singular fact from the whole truth?

    I came to find Jesus at the loving hand of my Earthly father, who had the strength to lay heavily upon my my cheek when I strayed.He taught me to be very thankful for the blood of our Savior, and for blessing me also with being born a white male in His favored nation, the beautiful United States of America.

    I don't pity those who have rejected God...they will get exactly what they deserve. To pity those who feel the eternal wrath of the Perfect Creator is to allow Satan to pollute our emotions.


    Praise be to Jesus!



  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12978

    #2
    Re: Introduction

    Hello and to the forum, dear!

    It is very sad indeed that most churches are false, rejecting 99% of the Bible and only cherry picking the pretty-sounding 1%.

    I can't believe, though, that there are no verses that speak to you more than others. As a manly looking man, wouldn't you enjoy Psalm 137, especially the last verse:

    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

    God's Eternal Love towards those who love Him and His Eternal Hate towards everyone else just drips from this verse - just like the blood and brain matter would drip from the stones.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Brother Gonzalez
      Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
      True Christian™
       
      • Sep 2016
      • 2087

      #3
      Re: Introduction

      Hello and welcome, dear friend.I have not read your intro very well, because English is my second language. And moreover, Spanish is my first one, so I am linguistically challenged.


      Anyway, about the verses. Yes the Bible is a whole, but chosing a verse shows what type of Christian you are. Are you a fluffy bunny who repeats Mark 12:31? Or a True American who knows Jesus came with a sword?


      And, also, we like you to say why you chose that. For example, if you chose Mark 12:31 because Christians are your neighbors and you will love and defend them against their enemies you are ok.


      How many guns do you own? Which rod do you favor to punish children?
      1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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      • Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate
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        • Aug 2020
        • 107

        #4
        Re: Introduction

        Thank you for your kind words. I simply cannot say that some "speak to me more than others". All of the words are equally as magnificent and enlightening. Why can the entire book not be placed on a pedestal? I find it foolish and tedious to try and pick out "more powerful" verses. I am fond of "A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3".

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        • Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate
          Unsaved trash
          • Aug 2020
          • 107

          #5
          Re: Introduction

          I must say I am weary of answering to just another brick in Donald's wall as it is so eloquently stated. However, as a highly masculine alpha male I do appreciate "Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." I am sure that my stature given to me by the Lord explains this? I own 7 guns on my last count however I often ask if they are necessary with my God given stature! (An obvious joke of course I would never question MY right to bear arms)

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          • Isabella White
            True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
             
            • Mar 2019
            • 4361

            #6
            Re: Introduction

            Greetings in ' precious Name, Mr. Uccello, and to you I do extend a warm . I can't tell you how pleased we are that you have found your way to , in our own blessed corner of the interwebs galaxy.

            Thank you kindly for such a nice message of introduction, Dear, and it's very nice to learn of some of your background. It sounds like you have had a fine upbringing in the Gospel teachings of the , and we look forward to more of your inspiring words.

            My goodness; Alabama is such a lovely state, and it's nice to know that that is where you make your home. I have many fond memories of Alabama, from the days when my dear, darling Daddy held summer camp-time, evangelical meetings there, and I had the pleasure of meeting so many fine, -fearing Alabamians.

            We look forward to getting to you know as you fellowship with us, here at .
            (Mrs.) Isabella White

            Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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            • Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate
              Unsaved trash
              • Aug 2020
              • 107

              #7
              Re: Introduction

              Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
              Greetings in ' precious Name, Mr. Uccello, and to you I do extend a warm . I can't tell you how pleased we are that you have found your way to , in our own blessed corner of the interwebs galaxy.

              Thank you kindly for such a nice message of introduction, Dear, and it's very nice to learn of some of your background. It sounds like you have had a fine upbringing in the Gospel teachings of the , and we look forward to more of your inspiring words.

              My goodness; Alabama is such a lovely state, and it's nice to know that that is where you make your home. I have many fond memories of Alabama, from the days when my dear, darling Daddy held summer camp-time, evangelical meetings there, and I had the pleasure of meeting so many fine, -fearing Alabamians.

              We look forward to getting to you know as you fellowship with us, here at .
              Thank you for such a warm welcome. I am glad the Lord has guided me to this site, it would appear the Lord has guided some like minded and very respectable individuals here along with I.


              I am blessed to have been born into the state of Alabama and as such shall not disrespect the Lord by leaving. A beautiful location.

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14391

                #8
                Re: Introduction

                Hello .. Welcome to the forum. It's always encouraging when someone finds The Lord. Really, it's He that finds us and we respond to His call. Not everyone does.

                I don't pity those who have rejected God...they will get exactly what they deserve.
                Yes, they will get what everyone is born deserving. There are others however who have never heard The Good News about Jesus, how much He suffered, how much He died, people who were never told they what deserved and never told the reason why. For them, I do have pity and know that by sending Bibles into their wretched countries we're giving the kindest gift of all.

                Secular "charities" don't care how much suffering results from sin, even when they can see it everywhere they're operating (otherwise they wouldn't be there) but for them it's all about feeling good. Jesus knew that was wrong.
                Mark 8:36 For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

                Any bibles you can donate will find their way where they can do the most good.

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                • Dana723
                  Forum member
                  Forum Member
                  • Oct 2017
                  • 771

                  #9
                  Re: Introduction

                  Hello, and welcome! I could swear you look just like Raoul Moat, but as he was a mice-eating, steroid-using fugitive who killed himself in 2011, and you seem to be a fine, upstanding young Christian man, it is possible I am wrong. I look forward to reading your contributions to this forum!
                  Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
                  1 Corinthians 11:13

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                  • Alvin Moss
                    Serving Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2013
                    • 4468

                    #10
                    Re: Introduction

                    Welcome then, Christian. You are among friends here. Alabama is a fine place and, in fact, many of my own ancestors moved to Alabama to help bring Jesus and cleanse the area of savages, though they had the good sense to come to Texas for good to deal with the Mexican menace. We were successful, but sadly the Mexican hoards are returning to be Democrats. But I digress.

                    Do give us your testimony. How many are your sons? What revolver do you favor? What are you doing for Jesus? Are you in funds?

                    Again, welcome and God Bless!
                    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #11
                      Re: Introduction

                      Hi
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Aug 2020
                        • 107

                        #12
                        Re: Introduction

                        I will have you know Dana, that my stature is natural thank you very much.

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                        • Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Aug 2020
                          • 107

                          #13
                          Re: Introduction

                          Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                          Welcome then, Christian. You are among friends here. Alabama is a fine place and, in fact, many of my own ancestors moved to Alabama to help bring Jesus and cleanse the area of savages, though they had the good sense to come to Texas for good to deal with the Mexican menace. We were successful, but sadly the Mexican hoards are returning to be Democrats. But I digress.

                          Do give us your testimony. How many are your sons? What revolver do you favor? What are you doing for Jesus? Are you in funds?

                          Again, welcome and God Bless!
                          I sure feel I am among friends at last Alvin! Don't get me started on the mexican swarms, I pray for their removal.


                          I unfortunately had to break off with my fiance, she was not christian enough for me it emerged. I hope the Lord will bless me with strong sons in time with a woman who knows her duties and place. My favoured revolver at the moment for concealed carry is the Ruger Super Redhawk. I spread the good word for Jesus however my nearby churches are full of the damned with their weak feeble minded own interpretations of the good words of our Lord. I am pressing that they see it AS the Lord intended, or else they shall be dealt with. My funds are great, I have been blessed with opportunities to rightfully earn masses.


                          How about yourself brother?

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                          • handmaiden
                            Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 11442

                            #14
                            Re: Introduction

                            Originally posted by Boost Corty Uccello View Post
                            I must say I am weary of answering to just another brick in Donald's wall as it is so eloquently stated. However, as a highly masculine alpha male I do appreciate "Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." I am sure that my stature given to me by the Lord explains this? I own 7 guns on my last count however I often ask if they are necessary with my God given stature! (An obvious joke of course I would never question MY right to bear arms)
                            You may indeed be weary, but as Brother Gonzalez is an approved True Christian(tm) here at and you are designated as "Unsaved Trash" for the time being, you may wish to brush on your etiquette.


                            Furthermore, for someone who claims to put the Bible up "on a pedestal", you may wish to consider bringing it down from there and actually perusing its pages.

                            Numbers 12:3
                            (Now the man, Moses, was very meek above all the men which were upon the face of the earth.)


                            What this verse teaches those who respect the Bible is that humility is a trait to be sought in prayer. Moses was the embodiment of this quality, and thus he was chosen by Our Lord to speak with upon the Mount Sinai and given the physical manifestation of the Law.


                            Indeed, the only man ever to equal Moses in his humility is Our Dear President Trump. No doubt, you recall how ill at ease he was when Vice President Pence publicly(and lavishly) proclaimed him as humble. I am sure that Donald didn't enjoy that moment one bit.


                            Now, our dear Brother Gonzalez, in characterizing himself as "another brick in the wall" is doing so to Our Lord, (not you) in accordance to Psalm 10:12


                            Arise, O Lord, O God, lift up thine hand: forget not the humble.


                            In addition to those two verses, there are countless others advising, praising, and even warning of the need to be humble. And when we ask you to share a verse or two from The Holy Bible, we are not asking you to "favor one" verse over any other. We are asking to see if you actually know--or for that matter--maintain any real enthusiasm for-- the most well-read book in the history of humankind.


                            Thus far, we have learned of your enthusiasm for yourself. . . As well as your disdain for acknowledged members of our community.
                            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                            Guns For God and the Economy

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                            • Basilissa
                              South of the Border outreach program
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 12978

                              #15
                              Re: Introduction

                              Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                              Furthermore, for someone who claims to put the Bible up "on a pedestal", you may wish to consider bringing it down from there and actually perusing its pages.

                              Numbers 12:3
                              (Now the man, Moses, was very meek above all the men which were upon the face of the earth.)

                              What this verse teaches those who respect the Bible is that humility is a trait to be sought in prayer. Moses was the embodiment of this quality, and thus he was chosen by Our Lord to speak with upon the Mount Sinai and given the physical manifestation of the Law.
                              You can tell how humble Moses was, because when he wrote that verse, he decided he was so unimportant that he put the whole sentence in parenthesis.

                              That's True Christian™ humbleness in a nutshell.
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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