[Des]

Re: Hi there, I'm Martha

That includes having Chinese females undergo cosmetic procedurations to make them look like blonde white ladies. Beware this Chinese woman and her plots!

This is truly frightening. Why would they ever do such a thing to a chinawoman? I can only imagine it is for espionage, honey trapping, or even more insidious deep cover operations.


Tell me, could the opposite be done with White women? I mean, if you found one who otherwise behaved in the perverse manner of the asiatics but was White, could you cosmetically transmorgify her into a passable chink? We should look into this, for like counter-espionage purposes of course.

[Basilissa]

Re: interfaith

Which is about half of what you need to feed a multitude, assuming you have a spare fish lying around the house. Matthew 14:17-20

I've read it as "a spare fish flying around the house" and I was confused a bit. I admit I haven't had an occasion to feed a multitude for months, since large gatherings are now frowned upon. But when I do feed multitudes, I prefer to cook pork rather than fish. It serves to wean out all kinds of non-Christians (adding them to the "do not invite next time" list).

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I prefer to cook pork rather than fish. It serves to wean out all kinds of non-Christians (adding them to the "do not invite next time" list).

Ditto those weedy but self-righteous vegetarians.

[Vengeance Puriel]

Re: Hi there, I'm Martha

Welcome to God's Favorite Church.

[Martha Chump]

Re: Hi there, I'm Martha

Jesus said, "If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink." (John 7:37)



Peter ordered these water bottles from his brother Michael in China, and I have to say, they look very off! Either this is how the Chinese design them, or maybe they slightly warped in the heat. But anyway, I have about 2,000 of these bottles and they all look like this. We were going to use some for a mass children's baptism, but I'm not sure. Just one look at this bottle, I think I'll have to sit on it for while.


Anyone interested to get these off my hands?

[Des]

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Jesus said, "If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink." (John 7:37)



Peter ordered these water bottles from his brother Michael in China, and I have to say, they look very off! Either this is how the Chinese design them, or maybe they slightly warped in the heat. But anyway, I have about 2,000 of these bottles and they all look like this. We were going to use some for a mass children's baptism, but I'm not sure. Just one look at this bottle, I think I'll have to sit on it for while.


Anyone interested to get these off my hands?

This is why chinks wind up coming to America. Not even they can stay hydrated with something that small.

[Martha Chump]

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Jesus said, "If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink." (John 7:37)



Peter ordered these water bottles from his brother Michael in China, and I have to say, they look very off! Either this is how the Chinese design them, or maybe they slightly warped in the heat. But anyway, I have about 2,000 of these bottles and they all look like this. We were going to use some for a mass children's baptism, but I'm not sure. Just one look at this bottle, I think I'll have to sit on it for while.


Anyone interested to get these off my hands?

This is why chinks wind up coming to America. Not even they can stay hydrated with something that small.

I admit, I never quite understood the backwards quirks of Asian culture.

[Des]

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I admit, I never quite understood the backwards quirks of Asian culture.

If by 'backwards quirks' you mean filthy perversions, it stems from their rejection of Jesus Christ as their person savior. Chinks had rather worship a fat bald guy whose claim to fame was sitting under a tree doing nothing.


Lacking a moral compass, they turned to decadent secularism. This is most graphically displayed in their vulgar shunga or tentacle porn. While Westerners think this is a recent development, it actually goes all the way back to 1814 with The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife.

I can only imagine how many times you have woken up next to a squid or octopus because your husband thought you would enjoy it.

[Martha Chump]

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In other news, we have a very special guest, James Canupp sing this Sunday. He has an amazing voice - I dare any atheist to listen to him, and tell me in my face there is no living God. I dare you. The clock is ticking...

[Romeo Rovagnati]

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If by 'backwards quirks' you mean filthy perversions, it stems from their rejection of Jesus Christ as their person savior. Chinks had rather worship a fat bald guy whose claim to fame was sitting under a tree doing nothing.

I've always tought that the person that they worship the most was an old man with a tree branch on his hat that was exiled by every province of China were he has been.