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  • NatPlayz
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    • Nov 2020
    • 11

    #1

    dear LBC, stop

    im am very mad at what you people say, your all racist, homophobic, ablest trump supports that think that the bible is a reliable source of info, which it is not... im a normal person, i do play video games and i don't cause crimes. im bisexual. i heard about this from a video about the tf2 thread. and i looked into this and i got very VERY angry. you think this is ok? NO it's not.
    Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 11-23-2020, 02:32 PM.
  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12992

    #2
    Re: dear LBC, stop

    Originally posted by NatPlayz View Post
    im am very mad at what you people say, your all racist, homophobic, ablest trump supports that think that the bible is a reliable source of info, which it is not... i have autism and adhd, and im a normal person, i do play video games and i don't cause crimes. im bisexual. im 16 and i heard about this from a video about the tf2 thread. and i looked into this and i got very VERY angry. you think this is ok? NO it's not.
    Hello, Nat, and to our Godly forum!
    As noted by someone else on your other intro thread, it seems that you don't have a problem with us but with God Himself!

    Please don't shoot the messenger! We are simply broadcasting to everyone who will hear the Good News of the Holy Bible. If you find the Bible to be "racist, homophobic, ablest (sic!) trump supports" then you need to voice your complaint to God Himself!

    I will pray for you.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • NatPlayz
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      • Nov 2020
      • 11

      #3
      Re: dear LBC, stop

      im not saying that... there's nothing wrong with god, it's you guys that act like idiots wanting to force people to be christian, which is not right.

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      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12992

        #4
        Re: dear LBC, stop

        Originally posted by NatPlayz View Post
        im not saying that... there's nothing wrong with god, it's you guys that act like idiots wanting to force people to be christian, which is not right.
        Dear, I think you are confusing us with the Spanish Inquisition, or even worse, with the Jehova's Witnesses.

        I can reassure you that you won't see a member of the Landover Baptist Church trying to shove religion down your throat at your own doorstep.

        You have chosen to visit us on our forum. That makes you a guest at our house, not the other way around.
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • NatPlayz
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          • Nov 2020
          • 11

          #5
          Re: dear LBC, stop

          "it seems that you don't have a problem with us but with God Himself!" yea right...

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12992

            #6
            Re: dear LBC, stop

            Originally posted by NatPlayz View Post
            "it seems that you don't have a problem with us but with God Himself!" yea right...
            Do you have a problem with that statement, dear? We True Christians™ follow the Bible 100%. We didn't make the rules, we simply follow them. God made the rules, so if you don't like the rules, then you don't like God.
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22375

              #7
              Re: dear LBC, stop

              Originally posted by NatPlayz View Post
              there's nothing wrong with god
              On that we can agree.

              it's you guys that act like idiots wanting to force people to be christian, which is not right.
              We can not force people to become Christians. God gave all of us free will to make that decision for ourselves.

              All we can do is show people the beauty of God's Holy Bible (Psalm 12:6-7) and pray this will teach them they are wrong and we are right.

              We do this to prevent people from burning in Hell for all eternity (Revelation 21:8).

              Just think about this, every second that you are not converting people to Christianity you're dooming them to the eternal fires of Hell!

              Only a horrible person would make people burn in Hell. Why are you a horrible person? Why do you hate baby Jesus so much? Why did you illegally vote for Joe Biden?
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • NatPlayz
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                • Nov 2020
                • 11

                #8
                Re: dear LBC, stop

                god never made the rules, he only made us that's it he's only a spectator watches over us. the bible was written to tell stories not da rules book from the fairy odd parents. plus the bible wasn't made by god. it's was written by Moses sharing god's sayings

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                • NatPlayz
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                  • Nov 2020
                  • 11

                  #9
                  Re: dear LBC, stop

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  On that we can agree.

                  We can not force people to become Christians. God gave all of us free will to make that decision for ourselves.

                  All we can do is show people the beauty of God's Holy Bible (Psalm 12:6-7) and pray this will teach them they are wrong and we are right.

                  We do this to prevent people from burning in Hell for all eternity (Revelation 21:8).

                  Just think about this, every second of your life that you are not converting people to Christianity you're dooming them to the eternal fires of Hell!

                  Only a horrible person would make people burn in Hell. Why are you a horrible person? Why do you hate baby Jesus so much? Why did you illegally vote for Joe Biden?
                  im not into politics ok, i didn't vote for him nor trump at all

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22375

                    #10
                    Re: dear LBC, stop

                    Originally posted by NatPlayz View Post
                    im not into politics ok, i didn't vote for him nor trump at all
                    That you didn't vote for Donald Trump is a crime against humanity, I am not surprised, but why did you ignore my other questions?
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Elmer G. White
                      Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                      Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                       
                      • Apr 2014
                      • 10274

                      #11
                      Re: dear LBC, stop

                      Originally posted by NatPlayz View Post
                      god never made the rules, he only made us that's it he's only a spectator watches over us. the bible was written to tell stories not da rules book from the fairy odd parents. plus the bible wasn't made by god. it's was written by Moses sharing god's sayings
                      OK, you make some claims above. How do you know all that? What are your claims based on? Why should we believe your version (that seems to be Deism)?

                      James 3:13
                      Who is a wise man and endued with knowledge among you? let him shew out of a good conversation his works with meekness of wisdom.


                      Yours in Christ,

                      Elmer
                      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                      • Dolores de Barriga
                        Apparently not part of the domestic staff; suspected academic
                        Forum Member
                        • Sep 2014
                        • 462

                        #12
                        Re: dear LBC, stop

                        Originally posted by NatPlayz View Post
                        god never made the rules, he only made us that's it he's only a spectator watches over us. the bible was written to tell stories not da rules book from the fairy odd parents. plus the bible wasn't made by god. it's was written by Moses sharing god's sayings
                        Hello Mr. Playz. It seems to me that there is some miscommunication between you and the good people of Landover.

                        You see, here is the problem: if you reject the Bible as the Word of God, then you don't have any evidence that God exists. So here are the options:

                        1. God is real, the Bible is the Word of God, and it needs to be followed the way this lovely community does.
                        2. The Bible is not the Word of God but a collection of mad ramblings written by a bunch of incoherent Bronze Age schizophrenics, which means we have no evidence whatsoever that God exists.

                        So, which one of these two options do you choose?
                        John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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                        • Isabella White
                          True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                           
                          • Mar 2019
                          • 4374

                          #13
                          Re: dear LBC, stop

                          Originally posted by NatPlayz View Post
                          im not saying that... there's nothing wrong with god, it's you guys that act like idiots wanting to force people to be christian, which is not right.
                          Dear Miss Playz: May I extend to you a friendly I note that you seem to have a problem with anger, especially in how you view the followers of the at . I would like you to know that loves you very much -- so much so, that He shed precious for you on Calvary's cross, as payment for your repulsive sins.

                          Hebrews 9:22 "And almost all things are by the law purged with blood; and without shedding of blood is no remission."

                          Ephesians 1:7 "In whom we have redemption through , the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of grace;"

                          Once you accept the fact that you are a lost sinner -- unsaved trash -- it will make your understanding of these things much easier to accept. Then, you will be more at ease in reaching out to the people here for assistance, in how to obtain your much-needed salvation.

                          While I have your attention, I should point out that our newcomers, generally, post an introductory message over at our cordial Introduction Forum. Unless I am missing something, I don't see a message from you there. The link to that forum is below, and please pay attention to our simple requests, which I shall include for you:

                          Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.


                          The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

                          We so look forward to getting to know you, Dear -- here, at .
                          (Mrs.) Isabella White

                          Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                          • Brother Gonzalez
                            Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Sep 2016
                            • 2087

                            #14
                            Re: dear LBC, stop

                            Hi little lady, I have an advice for you: you don't like what you are reading, close the tab, go to read the Bible instead.
                            1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                            • WWJDnow
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 6314

                              #15
                              Re: dear LBC, stop

                              Originally posted by NatPlayz View Post
                              im am very mad at what you people say, your all racist, homophobic, ablest trump supports that think that the bible is a reliable source of info, which it is not... i have autism and adhd, and im a normal person, i do play video games and i don't cause crimes. im bisexual[/quote
                              You are obviously under the influence of demons in nearly all aspects of your life. I recommend finding the pastor of a Bible-believing church for exorcism immediately. Don't worry, we know that it's not you saying these hatehul things to us, it's the Devil talking.

                              We could also look into getting you admitted to the Landover Home for the Demonically Possessed in North Dakota.
                              The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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