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  • AkiraK
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jun 2021
    • 41

    #1

    シナンジュ

    私の名は『吉良吉影』 年齢33歳 自宅は杜王町北東部の別荘地帯にあり… 結婚はしていない…
    仕事は『カメユーチェーン店』の会社員で 毎日遅くとも夜8時までには帰宅する タバコは吸わない 酒はたしなむ程度 夜11時には床につき 必ず8時間は睡眠をとるようにし ている…
    寝る前にあたたかいミルクを飲み 20分ほどのストレッチで体をほぐしてから床につくと ほとんど朝まで熟 睡さ… 赤ん坊のように疲労やストレスを残さずに 朝 目を覚ませるんだ… 健康診断でも異常なしと言われたよ
    わたしは常に『心の平穏』を願って生きてる人間ということを説明しているのだよ…
    『勝ち負け』にこだわったり 頭をかかえるような『トラブル』とか 夜もねむれないといった『敵』をつくら ない…というのが わたしの社会に対する姿勢であり それが自分の幸福だということを知っている…
    もっとも 闘ったとしても わたしは誰にも負けんがね

    *** TRANSLATION PROVIDED BY JESUS CHRIST, TO FRIENDLY MODERATOR ***

    My name is "Kira Yoshikage" Age 33 years old My home is in the villa area in the northeastern part of Morio Town ... I'm not married ... He works as an office worker at a "turtle chain store" and returns home by 8 pm at the latest every day. He doesn't smoke. He drinks alcohol. He always sleeps for 8 hours on the floor at 11 pm. ... Drink warm milk before going to bed, stretch for about 20 minutes to loosen her body, then go to bed and she sleeps almost until morning ... wakes up in the morning without leaving any fatigue or stress like a baby. ... I was told that there was nothing wrong with my health checkup. I always explain that I am a living person who wishes for "peace of mind" ... He doesn't make "enemy" such as "trouble" that sticks to "win or lose" or holds his head or sleeps at night ... That is my attitude toward society and he says that it is his happiness. I know… Even if he fought the most, he wouldn't beat anyone
  • AkiraK
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jun 2021
    • 41

    #2
    Re: シナンジュ

    ok, i guess something must have been lost in the translation there
    1. my name isn't kira yoshikage2. i'm not 33

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: シナンジュ

      Originally posted by AkiraK View Post
      ok, i guess something must have been lost in the translation there
      1. my name isn't kira yoshikage2. i'm not 33
      Have you any evidence? Or are we to blindly take the word of a lost heathen whose lack of manners has already offended the more sensitive readers?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Des
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2013
        • 2718

        #4
        Re: シナンジュ

        yKonnichiwa, Akita. I see you are into the perverse mango tentacle porn. Have you considered giving it up for the wholesome Holy Bible?

        By the way, do you have any sisters? I need a couple of domestics.
        Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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        • Uncle Rutherford
          Honorary White Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2020
          • 564

          #5
          Re: シナンジュ

          A warm welcome yellow person! Sorry I don’t communicate well with people who don’t speak American. Lord knows I already have my hands full trying to decipher this “Ebonics” speak that the nigra communities use to talk to each other in America. I have to blame your ignorance for not being able to read the rules for your introduction post that clearly states you tellin us your favorite Bible verse, what church you attend, and how you came to find Jesus.

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          • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
            An old soul
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2013
            • 4971

            #6
            Re: シナンジュ

            Originally posted by AkiraK View Post
            1. my name isn't kira yoshikage2. i'm not 33
            This could take some time... Look, why don't you tell us the things you are instead of all the things you are not?
            If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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            • Basilissa
              South of the Border outreach program
              True Christian™
               
              • Mar 2013
              • 12971

              #7
              Re: シナンジュ

              Originally posted by AkiraK View Post
              ok, i guess something must have been lost in the translation there
              1. my name isn't kira yoshikage2. i'm not 33
              Well, that is what the google translate demons say your chicken scratches mean, so this is what they mean:

              https://translate.google.com/?sl=aut...D&op=translate


              Originally posted by Des View Post
              yKonnichiwa,
              I am not sure if you meant to, but you just said "warm me up" in Quechua, dearest Brother. (the "y" is misplaced, and it really should be spelled "q'unichiway" but "u" sounds like "o" next to "q" so "q'onichiway" is OK as an alternative spelling).
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                 
                • Jul 2014
                • 8404

                #8
                Re: シナンジュ

                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                I am not sure if you meant to, but you just said "warm me up" in Quechua, dearest Brother. (the "y" is misplaced, and it really should be spelled "q'unichiway" but "u" sounds like "o" next to "q" so "q'onichiway" is OK as an alternative spelling).
                Thank you, Sister. I am sure if any of us ever finds him- or herself in Quwait in a snowstorm, this will be immensely useful.
                Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                • Dennis Lukes
                  Innkeeper for Christ
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2018
                  • 2388

                  #9
                  Re: シナンジュ

                  Awful, this is just awful. A real live Jap salaryman come to "tag" this forum with with gobbledygook graffiti. Does anyone know anything about Japper pronouns? Are "he" and "she" different people from the "I," or is he some kind of genderfluid pansexual pervert? Considering that he's from Japan, is he dressed up like Sailor Moon right now?
                  I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                  Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                  But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                  From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                  • AkiraK
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jun 2021
                    • 41

                    #10
                    Re: シナンジュ

                    i seriously can't tell if this site is satirical or not

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                    • Uncle Rutherford
                      Honorary White Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2020
                      • 564

                      #11
                      Re: シナンジュ

                      Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                      This could take some time... Look, why don't you tell us the things you are instead of all the things you are not?
                      Ohh boy. I ain’t ever speak the C̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ before but I suppose I’ll take a shot at communicatin with the yellow hellbound cultist with her symbols and whatnot.

                      Originally posted by AkiraK View Post
                      can't tell if site is satirical or not. I speakuh no good.
                      DO YOU SPEAKUH THE AMERICAN? WE ARE TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU. PS STOP GIVING AMERICANS KUNG FLU. Bwooooong.



                      You know what they say about those who are uncertain about anything? They get slapped in the face with me yelling 1 Peter 5:7 at them and a Bible.

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                      • AkiraK
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jun 2021
                        • 41

                        #12
                        Re: シナンジュ

                        Originally posted by Uncle Rutherford View Post
                        Ohh boy. I ain’t ever speak the C̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ before but I suppose I’ll take a shot at communicatin with the yellow hellbound cultist with her symbols and whatnot.



                        DO YOU SPEAKUH THE AMERICAN? WE ARE TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU. PS STOP GIVING AMERICANS KUNG FLU. Bwooooong.



                        You know what they say about those who are uncertain about anything? They get slapped in the face with me yelling 1 Peter 5:7 at them and a Bible.
                        sorry i don't speak freedom, you should probably learn english. but then again, you have to eat a triple cheeseburger with bacon and then shoot up a school later.


                        ban me if you want, this site is pretty xenophobic.

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                        • Uncle Rutherford
                          Honorary White Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2020
                          • 564

                          #13
                          Re: シナンジュ

                          Originally posted by AkiraK View Post
                          sorry i don't speak freedom, i should probably learn english. Bing bong bing bong. but then again, I eat a dog Mmm bing bwooongggg


                          Bing bong!!! ban me if you want, I no speakuh the American like great leader Trump.
                          I AM TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU. DO YOU SPEAK AMERICAN?



                          I don’t know everyone, I’m typing in all capital letters as though I am yelling at her face at the top of my lungs, but she’s quite the case that needs saving from Jesus.

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                          • AkiraK
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jun 2021
                            • 41

                            #14
                            Re: シナンジュ

                            Originally posted by Uncle Rutherford View Post
                            I AM TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU. DO YOU SPEAK AMERICAN?



                            I don’t know everyone, I’m typing in all capital letters as though I am yelling at her face at the top of my lungs, but she’s quite the case that needs saving from Jesus.
                            lol nope

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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23775

                              #15
                              Re: シナンジュ

                              Originally posted by AkiraK View Post
                              i seriously can't tell if this site is satirical or not
                              Do you think Christ is a joke? What if you were to learn about the power of the LORD in a format even you could understand?


                              MANGA

                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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