シナンジュ

[AkiraK]

私の名は『吉良吉影』　年齢３３歳 自宅は杜王町北東部の別荘地帯にあり…　結婚はしていない…
仕事は『カメユーチェーン店』の会社員で　毎日遅くとも夜８時までには帰宅する タバコは吸わない　酒はたしなむ程度　夜１１時には床につき　必ず８時間は睡眠をとるようにし ている…
寝る前にあたたかいミルクを飲み　２０分ほどのストレッチで体をほぐしてから床につくと　ほとんど朝まで熟 睡さ… 赤ん坊のように疲労やストレスを残さずに　朝　目を覚ませるんだ… 健康診断でも異常なしと言われたよ
わたしは常に『心の平穏』を願って生きてる人間ということを説明しているのだよ…
『勝ち負け』にこだわったり　頭をかかえるような『トラブル』とか　夜もねむれないといった『敵』をつくら ない…というのが わたしの社会に対する姿勢であり　それが自分の幸福だということを知っている…
もっとも　闘ったとしても　わたしは誰にも負けんがね

*** TRANSLATION PROVIDED BY JESUS CHRIST, TO FRIENDLY MODERATOR ***

My name is "Kira Yoshikage" Age 33 years old My home is in the villa area in the northeastern part of Morio Town ... I'm not married ... He works as an office worker at a "turtle chain store" and returns home by 8 pm at the latest every day. He doesn't smoke. He drinks alcohol. He always sleeps for 8 hours on the floor at 11 pm. ... Drink warm milk before going to bed, stretch for about 20 minutes to loosen her body, then go to bed and she sleeps almost until morning ... wakes up in the morning without leaving any fatigue or stress like a baby. ... I was told that there was nothing wrong with my health checkup. I always explain that I am a living person who wishes for "peace of mind" ... He doesn't make "enemy" such as "trouble" that sticks to "win or lose" or holds his head or sleeps at night ... That is my attitude toward society and he says that it is his happiness. I know… Even if he fought the most, he wouldn't beat anyone

[AkiraK]

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ok, i guess something must have been lost in the translation there
1. my name isn't kira yoshikage2. i'm not 33

[Mary Etheldreda]

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ok, i guess something must have been lost in the translation there
1. my name isn't kira yoshikage2. i'm not 33

Have you any evidence? Or are we to blindly take the word of a lost heathen whose lack of manners has already offended the more sensitive readers?

[Des]

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yKonnichiwa, Akita. I see you are into the perverse mango tentacle porn. Have you considered giving it up for the wholesome Holy Bible?

By the way, do you have any sisters? I need a couple of domestics.

[Uncle Rutherford]

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A warm welcome yellow person! Sorry I don’t communicate well with people who don’t speak American. Lord knows I already have my hands full trying to decipher this “Ebonics” speak that the nigra communities use to talk to each other in America. I have to blame your ignorance for not being able to read the rules for your introduction post that clearly states you tellin us your favorite Bible verse, what church you attend, and how you came to find Jesus.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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1. my name isn't kira yoshikage2. i'm not 33

This could take some time... Look, why don't you tell us the things you are instead of all the things you are not?

[Basilissa]

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ok, i guess something must have been lost in the translation there
1. my name isn't kira yoshikage2. i'm not 33

Well, that is what the google translate demons say your chicken scratches mean, so this is what they mean:

https://translate.google.com/?sl=auto&tl=en&text=%E7%A7%81%E3%81%AE%E5%90%8D%E3%81%AF%E3%80%8E%E5%90%89%E8%89%AF%E5%90%89%E5%BD%B1%E3%80%8F%E3%80%80%E5%B9%B4%E9%BD%A2%EF%BC%93%EF%BC%93%E6%AD%B3%20%E8%87%AA%E5%AE%85%E3%81%AF%E6%9D%9C%E7%8E%8B%E7%94%BA%E5%8C%97%E6%9D%B1%E9%83%A8%E3%81%AE%E5%88%A5%E8%8D%98%E5%9C%B0%E5%B8%AF%E3%81%AB%E3%81%82%E3%82%8A%E2%80%A6%E3%80%80%E7%B5%90%E5%A9%9A%E3%81%AF%E3%81%97%E3%81%A6%E3%81%84%E3%81%AA%E3%81%84%E2%80%A6%0A%E4%BB%95%E4%BA%8B%E3%81%AF%E3%80%8E%E3%82%AB%E3%83%A1%E3%83%A6%E3%83%BC%E3%83%81%E3%82%A7%E3%83%BC%E3%83%B3%E5%BA%97%E3%80%8F%E3%81%AE%E4%BC%9A%E7%A4%BE%E5%93%A1%E3%81%A7%E3%80%80%E6%AF%8E%E6%97%A5%E9%81%85%E3%81%8F%E3%81%A8%E3%82%82%E5%A4%9C%EF%BC%98%E6%99%82%E3%81%BE%E3%81%A7%E3%81%AB%E3%81%AF%E5%B8%B0%E5%AE%85%E3%81%99%E3%82%8B%20%E3%82%BF%E3%83%90%E3%82%B3%E3%81%AF%E5%90%B8%E3%82%8F%E3%81%AA%E3%81%84%E3%80%80%E9%85%92%E3%81%AF%E3%81%9F%E3%81%97%E3%81%AA%E3%82%80%E7%A8%8B%E5%BA%A6%E3%80%80%E5%A4%9C%EF%BC%91%EF%BC%91%E6%99%82%E3%81%AB%E3%81%AF%E5%BA%8A%E3%81%AB%E3%81%A4%E3%81%8D%E3%80%80%E5%BF%85%E3%81%9A%EF%BC%98%E6%99%82%E9%96%93%E3%81%AF%E7%9D%A1%E7%9C%A0%E3%82%92%E3%81%A8%E3%82%8B%E3%82%88%E3%81%86%E3%81%AB%E3%81%97%20%E3%81%A6%E3%81%84%E3%82%8B%E2%80%A6%0A%E5%AF%9D%E3%82%8B%E5%89%8D%E3%81%AB%E3%81%82%E3%81%9F%E3%81%9F%E3%81%8B%E3%81%84%E3%83%9F%E3%83%AB%E3%82%AF%E3%82%92%E9%A3%B2%E3%81%BF%E3%80%80%EF%BC%92%EF%BC%90%E5%88%86%E3%81%BB%E3%81%A9%E3%81%AE%E3%82%B9%E3%83%88%E3%83%AC%E3%83%83%E3%83%81%E3%81%A7%E4%BD%93%E3%82%92%E3%81%BB%E3%81%90%E3%81%97%E3%81%A6%E3%81%8B%E3%82%89%E5%BA%8A%E3%81%AB%E3%81%A4%E3%81%8F%E3%81%A8%E3%80%80%E3%81%BB%E3%81%A8%E3%82%93%E3%81%A9%E6%9C%9D%E3%81%BE%E3%81%A7%E7%86%9F%20%E7%9D%A1%E3%81%95%E2%80%A6%20%E8%B5%A4%E3%82%93%E5%9D%8A%E3%81%AE%E3%82%88%E3%81%86%E3%81%AB%E7%96%B2%E5%8A%B4%E3%82%84%E3%82%B9%E3%83%88%E3%83%AC%E3%82%B9%E3%82%92%E6%AE%8B%E3%81%95%E3%81%9A%E3%81%AB%E3%80%80%E6%9C%9D%E3%80%80%E7%9B%AE%E3%82%92%E8%A6%9A%E3%81%BE%E3%81%9B%E3%82%8B%E3%82%93%E3%81%A0%E2%80%A6%20%E5%81%A5%E5%BA%B7%E8%A8%BA%E6%96%AD%E3%81%A7%E3%82%82%E7%95%B0%E5%B8%B8%E3%81%AA%E3%81%97%E3%81%A8%E8%A8%80%E3%82%8F%E3%82%8C%E3%81%9F%E3%82%88%0A%E3%82%8F%E3%81%9F%E3%81%97%E3%81%AF%E5%B8%B8%E3%81%AB%E3%80%8E%E5%BF%83%E3%81%AE%E5%B9%B3%E7%A9%8F%E3%80%8F%E3%82%92%E9%A1%98%E3%81%A3%E3%81%A6%E7%94%9F%E3%81%8D%E3%81%A6%E3%82%8B%E4%BA%BA%E9%96%93%E3%81%A8%E3%81%84%E3%81%86%E3%81%93%E3%81%A8%E3%82%92%E8%AA%AC%E6%98%8E%E3%81%97%E3%81%A6%E3%81%84%E3%82%8B%E3%81%AE%E3%81%A0%E3%82%88%E2%80%A6%0A%E3%80%8E%E5%8B%9D%E3%81%A1%E8%B2%A0%E3%81%91%E3%80%8F%E3%81%AB%E3%81%93%E3%81%A0%E3%82%8F%E3%81%A3%E3%81%9F%E3%82%8A%E3%80%80%E9%A0%AD%E3%82%92%E3%81%8B%E3%81%8B%E3%81%88%E3%82%8B%E3%82%88%E3%81%86%E3%81%AA%E3%80%8E%E3%83%88%E3%83%A9%E3%83%96%E3%83%AB%E3%80%8F%E3%81%A8%E3%81%8B%E3%80%80%E5%A4%9C%E3%82%82%E3%81%AD%E3%82%80%E3%82%8C%E3%81%AA%E3%81%84%E3%81%A8%E3%81%84%E3%81%A3%E3%81%9F%E3%80%8E%E6%95%B5%E3%80%8F%E3%82%92%E3%81%A4%E3%81%8F%E3%82%89%20%E3%81%AA%E3%81%84%E2%80%A6%E3%81%A8%E3%81%84%E3%81%86%E3%81%AE%E3%81%8C%20%E3%82%8F%E3%81%9F%E3%81%97%E3%81%AE%E7%A4%BE%E4%BC%9A%E3%81%AB%E5%AF%BE%E3%81%99%E3%82%8B%E5%A7%BF%E5%8B%A2%E3%81%A7%E3%81%82%E3%82%8A%E3%80%80%E3%81%9D%E3%82%8C%E3%81%8C%E8%87%AA%E5%88%86%E3%81%AE%E5%B9%B8%E7%A6%8F%E3%81%A0%E3%81%A8%E3%81%84%E3%81%86%E3%81%93%E3%81%A8%E3%82%92%E7%9F%A5%E3%81%A3%E3%81%A6%E3%81%84%E3%82%8B%E2%80%A6%0A%E3%82%82%E3%81%A3%E3%81%A8%E3%82%82%E3%80%80%E9%97%98%E3%81%A3%E3%81%9F%E3%81%A8%E3%81%97%E3%81%A6%E3%82%82%E3%80%80%E3%82%8F%E3%81%9F%E3%81%97%E3%81%AF%E8%AA%B0%E3%81%AB%E3%82%82%E8%B2%A0%E3%81%91%E3%82%93%E3%81%8C%E3%81%AD&op=translate

yKonnichiwa,

I am not sure if you meant to, but you just said "warm me up" in Quechua, dearest Brother. (the "y" is misplaced, and it really should be spelled "q'unichiway" but "u" sounds like "o" next to "q" so "q'onichiway" is OK as an alternative spelling).

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I am not sure if you meant to, but you just said "warm me up" in Quechua, dearest Brother. (the "y" is misplaced, and it really should be spelled "q'unichiway" but "u" sounds like "o" next to "q" so "q'onichiway" is OK as an alternative spelling).

Thank you, Sister. I am sure if any of us ever finds him- or herself in Quwait in a snowstorm, this will be immensely useful.

[Dennis Lukes]

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Awful, this is just awful. A real live Jap salaryman come to "tag" this forum with with gobbledygook graffiti. Does anyone know anything about Japper pronouns? Are "he" and "she" different people from the "I," or is he some kind of genderfluid pansexual pervert? Considering that he's from Japan, is he dressed up like Sailor Moon right now?

[AkiraK]

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i seriously can't tell if this site is satirical or not

[Uncle Rutherford]

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This could take some time... Look, why don't you tell us the things you are instead of all the things you are not?

Ohh boy. I ain’t ever speak the C̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ before but I suppose I’ll take a shot at communicatin with the yellow hellbound cultist with her symbols and whatnot.

can't tell if site is satirical or not. I speakuh no good.

DO YOU SPEAKUH THE AMERICAN? WE ARE TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU. PS STOP GIVING AMERICANS KUNG FLU. Bwooooong.



You know what they say about those who are uncertain about anything? They get slapped in the face with me yelling 1 Peter 5:7 at them and a Bible.

[AkiraK]

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Ohh boy. I ain’t ever speak the C̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ before but I suppose I’ll take a shot at communicatin with the yellow hellbound cultist with her symbols and whatnot.



DO YOU SPEAKUH THE AMERICAN? WE ARE TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU. PS STOP GIVING AMERICANS KUNG FLU. Bwooooong.



You know what they say about those who are uncertain about anything? They get slapped in the face with me yelling 1 Peter 5:7 at them and a Bible.

sorry i don't speak freedom, you should probably learn english. but then again, you have to eat a triple cheeseburger with bacon and then shoot up a school later.


ban me if you want, this site is pretty xenophobic.

[Uncle Rutherford]

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sorry i don't speak freedom, i should probably learn english. Bing bong bing bong. but then again, I eat a dog Mmm bing bwooongggg


Bing bong!!! ban me if you want, I no speakuh the American like great leader Trump.

I AM TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU. DO YOU SPEAK AMERICAN?



I don’t know everyone, I’m typing in all capital letters as though I am yelling at her face at the top of my lungs, but she’s quite the case that needs saving from Jesus.

[AkiraK]

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I AM TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU. DO YOU SPEAK AMERICAN?



I don’t know everyone, I’m typing in all capital letters as though I am yelling at her face at the top of my lungs, but she’s quite the case that needs saving from Jesus.

lol nope

[Mary Etheldreda]

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i seriously can't tell if this site is satirical or not

Do you think Christ is a joke? What if you were to learn about the power of the LORD in a format even you could understand?


MANGA