YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

[thesepeopleareChristians]

IT IS NO NUT NOVEMBER. you guys: "wHaT'S nO nUt NoVeMbEr?????"

NO NUT NOVEMBER MEANS THAT YOU CANNOT MASTURBATE, BE HORNY, OR LOOK AT P*RN.




***TEXT REMOVED BY MODERATOR. NOTHING NEW, JUST ANOTHER HOMOSEXUAL FAILING AT TRYING TO SHOCK US***

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO HORNY

Dear Mr. thesepeoplearehorny,

Thank you for your interest in our little forum. We try to maintain a respectful tone in the congregation when we accuse others of being "horny" or having improperly "nutted" in your No Nut November. Kindly rephrase your accusation as a question if you expect a proper response. Part of me suspects you do not...

Please also share with us your Church and favorite Bible verses, and how to came to find the love of Jesus.

Faithfully,
Dr. Toole

[thesepeopleareChristians]

Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO HORNY

What I mean by being horny, was by being put in horny jail. Meaning I'm shaming you for what the other moderators are doing.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO HORNY

Son, are you butthurt about something? Would you like some ointment on it?

[thesepeopleareChristians]

go to horny jail

this is where you belong

[thesepeopleareChristians]

Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO HORNY

still going to <<<potty language>>> for even going here, also <<<link to a midget porn website removed by moderator>>>




"we'll treat you like royalty" says the ones that are rude to everyone that exists


hope you guys go to <<<potty language>>> jail in the next couple of decades

[thesepeopleareChristians]

Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO HORNY

Son, are you butthurt about something? Would you like some ointment on it?

Congrats <<<inappropriate innuendo removed by a friendly moderator>>> face.

[thesepeopleareChristians]

Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

hello <<<expletive deleted>>> people how the <<<expletive deleted>>> are you doing <<<expletive deleted>>> your ex-wifes that all hate you for being a <<<expletive deleted>>>

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

Joke's on you, pal. We've all been expecting to be imprisoned or killed for our Christian faith since at least the Obama administration.

Matthew 5:11-12 - "Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you."

This vulgar harassment does not shock us; we've seen far worse. But it does make us cleave all the more to the bosom of Christ Jesus, our lord and savior. Shout glory!

[thesepeopleareChristians]

Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

what. are you gonna cry to your mommy or daddy that theirs a meanie on here waaaaaaaa

[Basilissa]

Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

what. are you gonna cry to your mommy or daddy that theirs a meanie on here waaaaaaaa

Hello sweetie and a cautious to our friendly forum.

Would you care to rewrite your sentence in such a way that it makes sense?

It might help if you stop taking drugs. Whatever it is you're taking, it clearly seems to have been effective in killing your brain cells.

[thesepeopleareChristians]

Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

you have already -1 brain cells for counting tic-tac-toe is a satanist game you're not a clown, not a circus, but the entire comical industry

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

what. are you gonna cry to your mommy or daddy that theirs a meanie on here waaaaaaaa

On the contrary. We're all going to gather round to point and laugh at the faggot who's trying and failing to troll us. We're crying, yes, but from laughter.

[Basilissa]

Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

you have already -1 brain cells for counting tic-tac-toe is a satanist game you're not a clown, not a circus, but the entire comical industry

You may laugh at us as much as you want. It only makes our faith stronger, because Jesus predicted your behavior two thousand years ago:

1 Corinthians 4:9-10
9 For I think that God hath set forth us the apostles last, as it were appointed to death: for we are made a spectacle unto the world, and to angels, and to men.
10 We are fools for Christ's sake, but ye are wise in Christ; we are weak, but ye are strong; ye are honourable, but we are despised.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

Why do they all try to post a link to midget porn? I don't get it.