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  • #16
    YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

    can't wait to expose you on <<<advertisement for a porn site>>>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! try <<<advertisement for another porn site>>>, you may find nicer and sexier women and men there for your crying of laughter
    Last edited by Basilissa; 11-21-2021, 01:42 AM. Reason: Eww!
    HOLY [[Cungadero]] DO I FEEL GOOD ...

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    • #17
      YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

      Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
      Why do they all try to post a link to midget porn? I don't get it.
      You and me both, Brother. As a moderator I have to click on the links posted by our unsaved visitors, and let me tell you - I wish I could unsee what I saw.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • #18
        Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

        Originally posted by thesepeopleareChristians View Post
        you have already -1 brain cells for counting tic-tac-toe is a satanist game you're not a clown, not a circus, but the entire comical industry
        What we are is a community of people who are passionate about bringing to light what is really in the Bible. We understand that it has had a profound impact on human history and we are bewildered that so many who claim to follow it have not closely studied it.

        Now what is it about that little mission statement that has you so worked up? Do you object to people having a thorough understanding of an influential selection of writings?
        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

        Guns For God and the Economy

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        • #19
          YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

          WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO [[Turn the tables]] GUYS???? I AM JUST A [[Number 1 rated salesman]] HERE! PLEASE STOP [[Killing]] ME





          I AM ALL VERY [[Sorry]]. GO TO [[Hyperlink blocked]] FOR MORE INFO ON THE [[specil]] DEAL WE HAVE GOING!!!
          HOLY [[Cungadero]] DO I FEEL GOOD ...

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          • #20
            Re: [[Heaven, are you watching?]]

            Originally posted by thesepeopleareChristians View Post
            WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO [[Turn the tables]] GUYS???? I AM JUST A [[Number 1 rated salesman]] HERE! PLEASE STOP [[Killing]] ME





            I AM ALL VERY [[Sorry]]. GO TO [[Hyperlink blocked]] FOR MORE INFO ON THE [[specil]] DEAL WE HAVE GOING!!!
            My dear, all that we are trying to do is educate you regarding the contents of the Bible. It really is as simple as that.

            There is no need for you to escalate matters by shouting.


            Peace be to you.
            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

            Guns For God and the Economy

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            • #21
              Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

              Originally posted by thesepeopleareChristians View Post
              HOLY [[Cungadero]] DO I FEEL GOOD ...
              That's the crack cocaine kicking in little buddy, hold on tight. We'll be here for you when you come back down.
              If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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              • #22
                Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

                Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                That's the crack cocaine kicking in buddy, hold on tight. We'll be here for you when you come back down.
                Is that what it causes this poor child's erratic behavior?

                I'd never know, I've only been high on Jesus.
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • #23
                  Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

                  Oh, my. I had not considered that there might be drugs involved. I was assuming simple ignorance.

                  My apologies.
                  His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                  Guns For God and the Economy

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                  • #24
                    Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

                    Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                    Oh, my. I had not considered that there might be drugs involved. I was assuming simple ignorance.

                    My apologies.
                    You know what they say, Sister, ignorance is curable, but stupidity is not.
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • #25
                      Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

                      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                      Is that what it causes this poor child's erratic behavior?
                      I'm no doctor (only a PhD ) but it's either drugs or demons. Only a Pastor can help if it's demons - so let's hope it's drugs. For his sake.
                      If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                      • #26
                        Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

                        Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                        Oh, my. I had not considered that there might be drugs involved. I was assuming simple ignorance.

                        My apologies.
                        He's either on illicit drugs or forgot to take his prescribed drugs. Either way, he may be receptive to God's message once the drugs wear off/kick in.
                        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                        • #27
                          Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO [[CHRISTIAN]]

                          THAT IS HOW I [[Speak]] MA'AM.



                          YOU DON'T NEED [[Spamton G. Spamton]] TO TAKE AWAY THE [[specil]] DEAL ME AND YOU HAVE GOING, [[handmaiden]].


                          HEY!!! DIDN'T YOU EVER HEAR THE PHRASE, [[Make Money, Not War]]!


                          HOW'S AN INNOCENT GUY LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO [[Rip People Off]]
                          WHEN KIDS LIKE YOU ARE [[Beating People Up]],
                          [[Spitting]] IN THEIR EYES, THROWING SAND IN THEIR [[Face]],
                          [[Stomping]] ON THEIR TOES, YANKING THEIR [[Noses]],
                          AND NOT EVEN GIVING THEM A SINGLE CENT FOR IT!?
                          HOLY [[Cungadero]] DO I FEEL GOOD ...

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                          • #28
                            Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

                            Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                            He's either on illicit drugs or forgot to take his prescribed drugs. Either way, he may be receptive to God's message once the drugs wear off/kick in.
                            An astute observation, Brother Lukes. My heart does sorrow for him. One hopes he won't have too difficult a time this night.
                            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                            Guns For God and the Economy

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                            • #29
                              Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

                              Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                              An astute observation, Brother Lukes. My heart does sorrow for him. One hopes he won't have too difficult a time this night.
                              Alas I suspect many of his nights pass much like this. I will light a candle for him.
                              If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                              • #30
                                Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

                                Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                                An astute observation, Brother Lukes. My heart does sorrow for him. One hopes he won't have too difficult a time this night.
                                Christ had several difficult nights on the cross for this guy's sins, so my sympathy is limited. But in the span of a couple hours he's gone from South Park to full-blown Dada. Whatever drugs he's on and shouldn't be or should be but isn't, the effect seems to be multiplying.
                                I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                                Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                                But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                                From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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