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  • mollychu
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    • Jan 2007
    • 143

    #61
    Re: hey!

    Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
    Nakedness is sin? Oh my, loves, then I must sin OFTEN lol.

    Shower anyone???

    snicker...snicker
    HAH! so true. theres nothing i LOVE more than to sit on the computer wrapped around my towel.....soaking wet.....


    -giggles-

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    • OnYourKnees
      On Extended Furlough
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2006
      • 4729

      #62
      Re: hey!

      Originally posted by mollychu View Post
      HAH! so true. theres nothing i LOVE more than to sit on the computer wrapped around my towel.....soaking wet.....


      -giggles-
      Hmm, so you sit on your computer, while you're soaking wet and wrapped around a towel, which I assume is rolled into a ball.

      That sounds horrendously uncomfortable, not to mention a surefire way to get on the express train to Hell! >ZAP<

      And your untimely electrocution would probably ruin your computer, as well. Please, think of the resources you risk destroying by sitting naked and wet upon your computer!!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #63
        Re: hey!

        Originally posted by mollychu View Post
        HAH! so true. theres nothing i LOVE more than to sit on the computer wrapped around my towel.....soaking wet.....


        -giggles-
        No, I think she wraps a soaking wet towel around her computer....Then sits on it? Is this some new perverted self-gratification scheme?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Rachael Van Helsing
          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
          • Sep 2006
          • 5131

          #64
          Re: hey!

          Maybe back in the days that computers still had joysticks. (Or do some still?) *snicker*
          Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 01-15-2007, 04:27 AM.
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          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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          • SalvationSeeker
            True Christian™ Theologian
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2006
            • 3892

            #65
            Re: hey!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            No, I think she wraps a soaking wet towel around her computer....Then sits on it? Is this some new perverted self-gratification scheme?
            To me, it looks like she's saying that the computer is wrapped around her towel.
            "the computer wrapped around my towel"
            How is that even possible?

            She must be paraphrasing for something vile and sinful.
            Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 01-15-2007, 02:57 PM.
            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
            Proverbs 9:12-13

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            • mollychu
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              • Jan 2007
              • 143

              #66
              Re: hey!

              wow, you guys DO take things too literally dont you??? xD


              -laughs-


              No, i didnt mean that. sometimes when i get out of the shower and im too lazy to put clothes on, i just turn on my computer and browse the web. I'm sitting in my chair while all of this is happening, also.

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              • SalvationSeeker
                True Christian™ Theologian
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2006
                • 3892

                #67
                Re: hey!

                Originally posted by mollychu View Post
                No, i didnt mean that. sometimes when i get out of the shower and im too lazy to put clothes on, i just turn on my computer and browse the web. I'm sitting in my chair while all of this is happening, also.
                And you regularly show it off on your webcam, don't you whore?
                Let me tell you, Jesus is ALWAYS watching, and He doesn't like what He sees one bit!

                You better repent.
                The Lord doesn't take kindly to harlots leading innocent men into sin.
                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                Proverbs 9:12-13

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #68
                  Re: hey!

                  Originally posted by mollychu View Post
                  wow, you guys DO take things too literally dont you??? xD


                  -laughs-


                  No, i didnt mean that. sometimes when i get out of the shower and im too lazy to put clothes on, i just turn on my computer and browse the web. I'm sitting in my chair while all of this is happening, also.

                  Keep you perverted on-line surfing to yourself sinner! It is disgusting. As Brother Salvation has pointed out you should not expose yourself to Jesus like that harlot!

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                  Hot Must ReadThreads!


                  Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #69
                    Re: hey!

                    Originally posted by mollychu View Post
                    wow, you guys DO take things too literally dont you??? xD

                    We follow the Holy Word of God quite literally, chink. We don't live in the world of "make it up as you go" and "anything that feels good is fine and dandy" like you do.

                    No, i didnt mean that. sometimes when i get out of the shower and im too lazy to put clothes on, i just turn on my computer and browse the web. I'm sitting in my chair while all of this is happening, also.
                    Laziness and showing other perverts your disgusting naked body over the internets is NOT smiled upon by Jesus. And the stains on that chair you plop down on must be fuzzy and ripe by now.

                    Honestly, isn't it high time that you got right with God?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • WilliamJenningsBryan
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 9384

                      #70
                      Re: hey!

                      Molly, I think the Pastors here are becoming a little suspicious. Did you have a Barbie Doll when you were a little girl? Maybe you would like to tell us what age you were when you thought that Barbie might be promiscuous.
                      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                      ...and get off my lawn
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                      • Hvidlilje
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                        • Jan 2007
                        • 26

                        #71
                        Re: hey!

                        You can't be slightly religious and agnostic at the same time, you heathen. Have fun in hell.

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                        • OnYourKnees
                          On Extended Furlough
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 4729

                          #72
                          Re: hey!

                          Originally posted by Hvidlilje View Post
                          You can't be slightly religious and agnostic at the same time, you heathen. Have fun in hell.
                          Amen!

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